The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Tablet Time Decree (feat. Tamara Zaslow)
21 Apr 2026
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Chapter 1: What is the context behind Zaslow's 'Tablet Time'?
Chris, where's your father? I wanted to start the show with catchphrases. He's sleepy. Is he going to be part of our draft coverage on Thursday night? Is he resting? Does he need to pace himself? Is he at the point where he has to pace himself? Is he doing a change of show regimen where instead of doing two shows consecutively, he's doing a show in the morning and a show at night?
Is he now just stamina broken?
He did say when I told him of this week's schedule, he's like, you get me for one on Thursday. I'm not doing both. So we will have him tomorrow, main show, and then Thursday night for the watch alone. I also had that decree, so I'm only on live show at night.
I don't believe that we should be making decrees around here, you or him. I don't think that decrees are what we need.
I made a decree. The Marlins are playing a midweek game, and that's the only time I go to a baseball game.
I made a decree.
So I will not be here. I'll be at Lone Depot.
I won't be here either. I'll see you there. I'll be here.
I'll be here.
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Chapter 2: Did Zaslow actually watch the Carolina Hurricanes game?
Like at some point, I guess the tables turned where she feels like she's in control. But can I tell you something, okay? Because you're saying I've been watching a lot of sports. Last night was like a breaking point for my wife because ā It was 8 p.m., all right, and that's when my stories come on, of course, on Monday nights. And I yelled upstairs to my son, Jordan. I go, Jordan, come on.
Raw's about to start. And, like, he watches it with me. He watches wrestling with me. And my wife turns to me because she was watching TV in the family room, and she knows that means that I'm about to take over the remote and TV. And she says, it's every single night. And I go, what? She goes, I don't remember. Like, you're watching wrestling six nights a week.
Yeah, it's been a big week for that.
That's what I tried to explain to her. But she's like, it's every night now. When did this start? You're watching wrestling every night.
Well, make sure to treat her real good. Today is a Tuesday. It goes right back on Wednesday. You know what that means. It's Wednesday Night Dynamite.
I'll turn the brightness down extra low on the iPad tonight.
Were you watching Senators Hurricanes? Yeah. You were watching that live? This was before tablet time?
Yeah. No, I was watching that on the tablet.
Okay, that's what you were watching. What were your thoughts on that overtime?
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Chapter 3: How do Miami Heat fans perceive Bam Adebayo's stardom?
He buys all three. There is no three. When you're in first class, there's only two. But if he were in economy, he'd buy all three.
Zaz, how would you feel about us calling Tamara and having her maiden voyage on the show and just asking her what happened here that makes you now tablet time guy? What happened in the last two months that she has finally grown fed up with the television and its light?
Right. Well, first of all, she has a job. All right, that's first and foremost. Got to point that out. It's after 9 a.m.
already. I mean, so does Greg Cody's wife running a law firm, and she takes time out of her day to call the show on Tuesdays to celebrate how weird her husband is.
Good comeback.
When you're a partner, it's a little bit different. She's got one of those real jobs.
My wife's not good under the lights. You know, she buckles under the pressure. She gets very nervous. We established that many years ago when Bukshambi tried this with her. And we brought her on the air and she was a mess. She did not like it. Let's not take the head.
Keep pushing. Send Chris Cody her contact information to see if we could get Tamara before the end of the show.
Moment.
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Chapter 4: What led to the discussion about Jalen Brunson's status?
Thank you. That's a bet, Dan. Abort, abort, abort.
It's draft week. Transition. Ty Simpson.
Ooh, did you see Michael to the Rams?
Boricua is the phrase for a Puerto Rican, and in Pittsburgh, they are selling the hot dogs, and I guess they're just calling them boricua dogs, but in Pittsburgh, an assortment of broadcasters were trying to pronounce this word, and it's spelled at the end C-U-E, and so they were all struggling with it. Chris, do you have that sound? Play that sound. You have
I have a bunch of them separated, so I have a bunch of different examples.
Okay, so just how do you spell, Tony? I don't know how to spell Boricua.
There's no E whatsoever. There's an E in Spanish, which is I in English, but B-O-R-I-C-U-A, Boricua.
And so let's hear the sound here from an assortment of Pittsburgh broadcasters. Boricua.
That's tough. Boricua. It's almost as bad as Dan, though, let's be honest. Boricua.
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