Local Hour: The Tablet Time Decree (feat. Tamara Zaslow)
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What is the context behind Zaslow's 'Tablet Time'?
Chris, where's your father? I wanted to start the show with catchphrases. He's sleepy. Is he going to be part of our draft coverage on Thursday night? Is he resting? Does he need to pace himself? Is he at the point where he has to pace himself? Is he doing a change of show regimen where instead of doing two shows consecutively, he's doing a show in the morning and a show at night? Is he now just stamina broken?
He did say when I told him of this week's schedule, he's like, you get me for one on Thursday. I'm not doing both. So we will have him tomorrow, main show, and then Thursday night for the watch alone. I also had that decree, so I'm only on live show at night.
I don't believe that we should be making decrees around here, you or him. I don't think that decrees are what we need.
I made a decree. The Marlins are playing a midweek game, and that's the only time I go to a baseball game.
I made a decree.
So I will not be here. I'll be at Lone Depot.
I won't be here either. I'll see you there. I'll be here.
I'll be here.
Zazzle, did you cut yourself shaving?
Oh, underneath here? Yo, don't worry about that.
What's in that gullet? Let me see. Wow, it's a nice little chunk you took out. Thank you.
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
Did Zaslow watch that Anaheim game against Edmonton late into the night, 1 o'clock in the morning yesterday? Did you?
Okay. I didn't watch that one, but I was lying in bed. We established late at night after I was watching my stories. I went upstairs to bed. My stories is wrestling. And I brought out the tablet because my wife doesn't let me watch TV in the bedroom anymore when she's trying to sleep. And I was watching hockey.
When did that get banned?
A few months ago.
Oh, wait a minute. What happened? So you made it through two years of majestic playoff runs in hockey? What happened a couple of months ago?
She feels that she's got hand now, I guess, in the relationship.
So you've got to watch it on the tablet in a different part of the house? No, no. I'm watching it next to her.
I got the AirPod in, and I'm lying next to her, pitch black. Sucking his thumb. I got the tablet on a pillow on my stomach. Yeah, you're...
Powers of pain pajamas.
Your pinky. If you're on your back, you'll fall asleep and drop it on your face.
Yeah, that's embarrassing.
So you're on your tummy. And I can't put the brightness. I got to put the brightness down a little bit on the iPad because it could wake her up.
There's nothing better. I'm with him on this than when it's dark in a room and you put that brightness down and the ah.
There's nothing better than that? The feeling of ah. That would be your choice. When you turn down the brightness. I prefer sex, but... That would be your choice on nominating something for the best. Okay. All right.
And I can tell you, Dan, if I position the iPad properly on my stomach, it kind of feels like I'm watching the TV, you know, because it's like the same shape. So I trick myself. You're cosplaying TV time? I trick myself. This is really a TV I'm watching.
What happened in the last couple of months? You've been watching sports and way too much sports for way too long. What happened in the last couple of months that finally fed up your wife?
I don't know. Like I said, she feels that she's got hands in the relationship right now.
Did Zaslow actually watch the Carolina Hurricanes game?
Like at some point, I guess the tables turned where she feels like she's in control. But can I tell you something, okay? Because you're saying I've been watching a lot of sports. Last night was like a breaking point for my wife because – It was 8 p.m., all right, and that's when my stories come on, of course, on Monday nights. And I yelled upstairs to my son, Jordan. I go, Jordan, come on. Raw's about to start. And, like, he watches it with me. He watches wrestling with me. And my wife turns to me because she was watching TV in the family room, and she knows that means that I'm about to take over the remote and TV. And she says, it's every single night. And I go, what? She goes, I don't remember. Like, you're watching wrestling six nights a week.
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