Local Hour: Thursday Night Football Reaction
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Shadow Show.
Shadow Show. Shadowin' it. Shadowin' it.
Andrew Hawkins, are you worried about the face of Amin Elhassan? I had not seen it this close up, and it is hella swollen, and that scar on what remains of his mustache.
We gotta throw a flag here. Hella? Hella.
Dan?
No. You just had a birthday, dude.
I don't mind it. I didn't even bat an eye to it.
My issue is not that he's trying to sound young. My issue is that we haven't said hella for 20 years.
I was going to say it didn't sound young.
I wasn't going for young. I was just saying something I've said for 20 years. You've said hella for 20 years?
I feel like I would have thrown a flag every time. Hella.
I feel like that's a Bay Area thing, right? Hella. That's a regional slang, right? It's like saying shoddy. You don't say shoddy.
I believe, though, that we're deflecting, we're projecting, we're distracting. It's his face. Hawk, you played a violent sport.
Yeah. I mean, it wasn't prize fighting. I don't know what the hell happened. His face looks wicked swollen, man. Did you get shot? What is going on?
That would be fun, right? It would be a more fun story than tripping, falling, and falling face first in the middle of the road, on a curb.
At what point did you get hyphy? Right. I was asking the video people to get me. I've been scouring footage trying to get where Amin fell on the street to see if we could get that footage. Because we have cameras going on 24 hours, surveillance cameras out there. And if I had a time, I could be able to pinpoint. But I don't think you were close enough to the range. You were in one of those Mission Impossible camera blind spots, whatever it is. And I don't think we can find where you were.
Yeah, it was not on the Elser block, so that's already out. That's too bad.
That explains why none of the footage revealed a man falling on his face in the street in a pool of blood.
But, Hawk, for the people— I don't know how to approach what's going on here. First off, I seen you this morning, and I didn't see you. You know why?
Because when you approached, I approached on purpose right side first. Now I have a good side, ladies and gentlemen. So I went dap like this and then— Dip right. Dip right. Like shoulder to shoulder, he's going this way. So I was like, there's nothing. And then I walked away. So all he saw was the back of my head.
Sat down. Even as Dan started talking, I have like a condition I call face blindness. Also because I was reading a book. Where I don't look at people's faces. I was reading a book like a spy. Dude, it's... It looks bad. I mean, it looked like you. I don't know if you really fell or you're getting abused at home.
Well, I mean, is holding a book in front of his face as if we're on video, which we're not. This is the shadow show. You have been disoriented. The thing that I find funniest about what's happening here beyond beyond even the way he's pronouncing words and I can hear the lisp when he laughs. the face moves, but not the lip. The lip stays stationary because it's like stapled by the scar to his face. And Hawk, you explain to the people, they'll have the reveal in a second, although he'll try to hide it, but explain what you're looking at as a man who has emerged from a violent sport.
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