Share & Party & Tell with Mina Kimes, Katie Nolan and Patricia Mahomes
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We should do what we always do when we're waiting for Katie to show up. We should do what we always do when she's running late, which is let's talk about our kids. Let's get that out of the way.
How's Nino?
How's Nino doing? What are his measurables?
Huge still. I keep waiting for him to get smaller, and it's not happening. In fact, our latest weigh-in, he actually went up to 93rd percentile.
What are you feeding him? What's he into food-wise these days?
He's into everything, which is great. But he eats really what we eat. But... I am not trying to be cocky about it because I have heard too many horror stories of, and you can weigh in here, obviously, babies who were like, parents who were like, oh, our child loves like, you know, Sichuan food and like escargot. And then all of a sudden, they turn two and they only want chicken fingers. So I am not overconfident. I am enjoying this period where we can take him to restaurants while he lasts, while it lasts, pardon me, but I have no compunctions about it going on forever.
Yeah, like Violet loves grilled cheese. Like that's a 99% success rate. But also sometimes she just won't want to eat it.
There's one thing I have noticed with our kid. He just likes food when it's better. Yeah. Like, he vastly prefers restaurant food. When we take him to a restaurant, he eats everything. And then when we're home and Nick, like, makes him something in the moment, like, grills some salmon, he will eat it. When we are in a hurry and we'll, like, reheat stuff, like frozen meatballs, he'll, like, be like, mm, mm, nah, nah. Which is... Funny, because, like, I guess that means he's, like, an adult, right?
Well, it's the opposite of, like, the typical child psychology thing of, like, they like playing with the cardboard box more than they like what's in it. Like, Nino has fancy tastes. Nino is ordering, like, from the bottom of the menu up. He's looking at the prices.
I want to be clear here. I do not believe my child has a uniquely sophisticated palate. I think, yeah, like, have you ever, like... So how do we feel about, while we're on this topic, when people do like IG posts about their child, but like long, like, like, dear Cassandra, you're four today. I can't, I can't handle it. You love early Miles Davis and grilled cheese, but only with Gruyere. And I feel like, why are you trying to make your child sound like sophisticated, right? Just,
honestly any Instagram post that's in like the second person that's a thing it's a thing right you'll do it yeah it's like you're a civil war general writing to I just I may be full disclosure I may be related to some people who do this and I can't I definitely have people in my life I'm nervous about putting this out there into the universe yeah everyone's like compiling like a beautifully like intentionally crafted and tattered scrapbook um Oh, hello.
My main objection is just the, like, the positioning of your, it's like making your dating profile. I know it sounds weird for your child where you're trying to make them sound more interesting than they really are. Like, if they were honest, it would be like, dear Nino, like, you love shitting on everything. You are passionate about loud noises, right?
Like, you're not like... Yes, dear Violet.
You like bright neon colors.
Dear Violet, you never wipe your hands after you eat. And you like drying those same hands on our leather sofa, which your father admits was a terrible investment in retrospect, given your personal disrespect for it.
Hey, how's everybody doing? I'm dressed like Parappa the Rapper today.
I was going to say, you do look like a boombox holding panda. Is that what Parappa was?
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