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Why are profile pictures squared?
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How does tequila's history influence modern branding?
Now's a good time to remember where tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here?
Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.
Cuervo.
The tequila that invented tequila. Proximo. Cuervo.com. Please drink responsibly.
What makes The Big Suey different from other podcasts?
Welcome to the Big Sui, presented by DraftKings. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Lebitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging.
I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys? I've done it.
And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face, and the habitual liar.
This episode of the Dan Levitard Show with Stu Gatz is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours.
Oh, yeah. All right, so what do we got going on, Chris?
So much. Domino tournaments, March sadness. What do you want to start with? I want to start with the domino tournament. Big reveal we got right here. I know no one can tell from this graphic who the celebrity former football player is.
Who is the mystery NFL legend in the domino tournament?
I can tell you who it's not.
I thought we were going to reveal who the body on Poppy was.
No, no, that's Poppy's body.
I can tell by the tattoo because Poppy has that tattoo on his belly. No, I know who it isn't. We solidified it's not Andrew Hawkins because Andrew Hawkins is not a coward.
Or Devon Best, I believe we figured out it was.
Both legends. Or Tyler Lockett. All legends. So who is the NFL legend? Let's reveal it. It is, surprisingly, Ricky Williams.
No way!
I thought we were playing who that is. Oh, it's Ricky Williams! Is that his real body? And Poppy says, why don't you also bring that Eric Maron guy? I'll beat his ass too. Who's Eric Moran?
That's Ricky's new name.
Is it? Yeah. Oh, that's his actual name. Yeah.
He gets a reference. I didn't. I'm just inside baseball. It's different.
There you go. All right. Well, there it is. April 13th. Go to Levitard AF if you want all the information.
Now, which one is showing up? To your funeral? Both. Thank you. The question, Dan Levitard, no, the video has been located, by the way. Which one? We asked for several. We asked for several, but the video of... The hockey intro that I deem to be the greatest intro in the history of playoff sports. This is B-roll, so we're going to talk over it. We're going to talk over it. It's a grainy video. It's like, oh, is the signal coming in well? I don't know. And then the lights go out, right? And then they put 1930. And 3-2, 1946, 4-1, 1947, 4-1, 1952, 4-1, 1953, 4-1, 1954, 4-zip, 1955, 4-1, 1957, 4-1, 1958, 4-2, 1968, 4-0, 1969, 4-3, 1971, 4-3, 1977, 4-0, 1978, 4-2, 1979, 4-3. And that's the last time they won. 1985, 3-2. 1986, 3-0. 1987, 4-0. 1989, 4-1. 2002, 4-2. 2004, 4-3. 2008, 4-3.
24-8 all time in the playoffs. That is the biggest dunk I've ever seen in a pregame intro. And it's ballsy, right? Because a lot of, don't do that. We don't want to put bulletin board material. They're like, we've got a bulletin board. It's about 100 years old. And we got like 24 wins on it against eight losses. That's the coolest shit I've ever seen in my life.
Did we find the Monk video? Have we found that video, Mike?
No, man.
Still.
They successfully scrubbed the internet.
Just the one of me making a mistake that you randomly wanted to play, but we don't have to play that.
We're going to play that eventually. We'll get there eventually. I did have a little bit of an issue, and this kind of drives me crazy when I'm not in the building, a little bit of an issue with the way we talked about Woody Page yesterday. Really? Was it yesterday or two days ago? It was yesterday. Whenever it was. Is it yesterday? Yesterday. Woody Plage. Yeah, there it is. I mean, if it was yesterday. I mean, that part was funny. I can't say the word. If he actually used that and plagiarized. No, no, no.
That line is in the story. He used that line. Was it a real quote? Was it not a real quote? Did he have to write it that way? Probably not, but he wrote it.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
Why are profile pictures squared?
0:01–0:12
2
How does tequila's history influence modern branding?
0:12–0:49
3
What makes The Big Suey different from other podcasts?
0:49–1:40
4
Who is the mystery NFL legend in the domino tournament?
1:40–6:38
5
How does Woody Page create his chalkboard quotes?
6:38–11:33
6
Why doesn't NFL free agency have the same impact as the NBA?
11:33–24:20
7
What hypothetical sports scenarios spark interest?
24:20–31:10
8
What makes golf an appealing sport for athletes?
31:10–48:42
Speakers
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