The Big Suey: Give Me That Plain Stick (feat. Lucy Rohden)

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What makes The Big Suey podcast unique?

DraftKings Network Announcer 0:35
Welcome to the Big Suey, presented by DraftKings. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Lebitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging.
Dan Le Batard 0:50
I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there.
DraftKings Network Announcer 0:56
That hasn't happened to you guys? I've done it. And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face, and the habitual liar.
Unidentified 1:04
This episode of the Dan Lobatow Show with Stu Gatz is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours.

Why is Lucy Rohden gaining sponsorship attention?

Dan Le Batard 1:10
I see that Lucy Rodin is now radiant and just filled with superstardom. I am told by others that the sponsorship dollars are coming her way because people want to be associated with the Rodin brand. Why are you smiling, Zaslow?
Zaslow 1:28
That makes sense. I see she's a very busy young lady. I've never talked to her before.
Dan Le Batard 1:32
Okay, well, welcome to Zaslow. You're meeting Lucy for the first time. Do you guys want to tell each other anything weird about each other? Zaslow is super weird. Zaslow is a strange, strange person who doesn't own a coat.
Zaslow 1:46
Well, because I live in Cooper City. Like, I haven't needed a coat. And then ESPN springs on me, hey, you're going to travel the entire country during college football season. I'm like, okay. And then I learned not everywhere is the same weather as Cooper City.
Billy 2:03
Did you get the Disney passes? Of course. Oh, I missed that. We have to talk later.
Dan Le Batard 2:07
Billy misses them so much. So much. Lucy, welcome. We will talk March Madness with you in a moment. But before we do that, I saw that you were loving all of the Ben Affleck. You've fallen in love with Ben Affleck, it appears to me, based on your social media postings.

What is Lucy's take on Ben Affleck's dating life?

Lucy 2:25
I'm not like in love with Ben Affleck himself. I'm in love with watching Ben Affleck's dating life. He wakes up and he goes, hmm, what Jennifer is it gonna be today? I don't think he's ever met a woman in his life not named Jennifer. He just can't decide between the two. A few weeks ago, he said, hey, Jennifer Gardner, it's you again. I'll make it work if you want to make it work. And then she came out and she said, I don't want to make it work. That's not true. Right after two weeks ago or a few weeks ago, he was like a finally officially divorced from Jennifer Lopez. And then like a day after that, they were like, just kidding. They're trying to make it work. He's back with J-Lo. And then a few weeks prior, he was like, I'm done with J-Lo. I'm over J-Lo. That's done.
Lucy 3:09
And then a few days before, he's like, I don't know. Something good could happen with J-Lo. He just can't. He can't choose a Jennifer. And I know that he's going to spend the rest of his life jumping from Jennifer to Jennifer to Jennifer. And I can't wait to watch.
Dan Le Batard 3:21
Jeremy, why are you smiling?
Jeremy 3:23
I was just thinking of how incredible Ben Affleck is in terms of his weird dating life and what Lucy said. The fact that he's just oscillating between these Jennifers for, what, like 30 years?
Why is it weird?
Jeremy 3:38
It's one Jennifer or another? I'm trying, Jennifer. They're good Jennifers. They're good Jennifers. They are good Jennifers. Well, not J-Lo.
Dan Le Batard 3:47
Whoa.
Jeremy 3:48
I'm not a J-Lo guy. We've done this before.
Dan Le Batard 3:52
We've done this before.
Lucy 3:53
I'm not a J-Lo guy, all right?
Jeremy 3:54
I don't have to be a J-Lo guy.
Lucy 3:57
Hey, let's just say something.
Jeremy 3:59
Two minutes right here in the shipping container for Trying to Leave.
Lucy 4:01
Okay, I'm just going to ignore that.
Dan Le Batard 4:05
It just said leaving on the thing, and I thought it would be like him leaving is what I thought it was going to say. What were you going to say, Lucy?

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