The Big Suey: My Voice Is Strong and My Bottom Is Fresh (feat. David Samson)
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Cuervo.
The tequila that invented tequila. Proximo. Cuervo.com. Please drink responsibly.
Welcome to the Big Sui, presented by DraftKings. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Levitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging.
I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys? I've done it. And now, here's the marching band to nowhere, fat face, and the habitual liar.
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We back, and we are bringing in another teammate to help us get this dub in Game 3, the rubber match, the great David Sampson's in the building. What up, David?
How are you? I wish I were in the building. Sadly, I'm just on a little square, but my voice is strong and my bottom is fresh.
Okay. There we go. Love that you got a problem.
Flea flicker. Every first down, that's how we start.
Oh, I love you, man. So there are a couple of things I want to get to with you. There's a game that I want to play with you also. So my social media algorithm has shown me recently that a lot of wives and girlfriends playing music for their significant others in hopes that they can clap on beat. I feel like I'm looking around this whole thing and I'm like, you know who I think would do a great job of this is David Sampson. So David, how are you musically? You have that type of rhythm?
I'm a big Jack Wagner fan. All I need is just a little more time to be sure how I feel. Is it just in my mind?
It's incredible, it's outstanding. The only other question that I have for you, or not only other question, there's one other question that's not on the list of things that I wanted to talk to you about is have you ever seen or reviewed a Tyler Perry movie?
I have not reviewed it on the show and I've seen two of them is my guess. Wow, which ones? How many Madeas have there been? Too many. Amadeus? Like seven? What's Medea? Five? I think he means Medea. Oh. Medea, Medea, tomato, tomato. So you've seen a couple of them? Which ones did you see? I think I've seen two.
Medea Goes to Prison? It's like saying I've seen a couple of Ernest movies. Medea Says Boo? Right?
Or Fast and the Furiouses.
Wasn't there a Halloween one? Yeah, wasn't there a Halloween one? I don't know. I thought there was a Halloween one.
If you're listening or viewing this at home, you're like, oh, Dominique's so funny, man. He's just making up stuff. No, no, no.
I believe that's a real one.
There are 11 listed Madea movies. There's Diary of a Black Woman, which I guess is where we were introduced to. Mad Black Woman. Yeah, where we were introduced to Madea. Then Madea's Family Reunion, Meet the Browns, Madea Goes to Jail, I Can Do Bad All by Myself, Madea's Big Happy Family, Madea's Witness Protection, Madea Gets a Job, a Madea Christmas, boom, a Madea Halloween.
Gets a job!
One nothing Tyler. You can't get a movie made these days and he got 11 of them done with the character. Is that a more successful franchise than what Eddie Murphy did with his, oh God. Nutty Professor. I'm having a moment. Nutty Professor. Clumps. Who's got the better, bigger franchise? It's gotta be Tyler Perry.
I mean, Tyler, if we're counting dollars, then yes, Tyler Perry. If we're counting like actual movies that people want to watch, I would say Eddie.
Yeah, I don't consider them the same category. I feel like they're playing different sports. It's like, Tyler Perry is producer, actor, guy, and Eddie Murphy is like... Talent. Yeah, one of the greatest movie stars and comedians in the history of everything. Maybe his franchise isn't the best, but that tends to be the case. The most profitable things are not always the highest quality.
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