The Chicken Apple Sausage of Quarterbacks? | Local Hour
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What is the best breakfast meat and why does Dave eat a sausage link out of a cup?
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I mean, I guess football's back. Kinda sorta. I mean, let's really wait for the regular season. Right, everybody. Hi and hello, Lebotard Universe. It's your old pal Dave. Dave Damashek in the big chair. Where's Dan? Where's Zaz? Where's everybody? Oh, there they are behind the glass. What a gang. In honor of Zaz, let me say. We made it the Friday, everybody.
Yeah, yeah, all right. Definitely? I can only imagine how sunburned Zaz is right now. A week on a cruise. I saw a photo.
You don't have to imagine. Let me share it with you.
I just had uh while you do that, and it might look similar, I just had a sausage link. Um to Zaz, I mean. I'm comparing the sausage link to uh to burnt Zazlow. Best breakfast meat, good place to to launch the show here. Um I was a
bacon guy forever. Yeah. And I've recently, the last year or two, I've turned the corner, I'm a sausage man now.
Well, I think it's important that you distinguish what kind of sausage too. If you're gonna lean in, go all the way. Sausage link? Yeah, I go link. I think patty's a rookie move. Yeah. I agree, but does anybody want to Tashe? It looks like you're maybe chomping at the bit and at a sausage paddy to defend the uh the flat circle.
No, I'm not going with a sausage patty, but I will tell you something that's unsurprising, which is that my personal favorite is the chicken apple sausage.
Of of all break.
Yeah, of all breakfast meats. If I can get a chicken apple sausage somewhere, it's the thing I'm going for.
You know about that fennel?
Dave had the interesting strategy of eating a sausage link out of a cup.
I've never seen that before.
Doesn't make it wrong. You know, I've advocated for some years now, you know, a lot of people.
Holy crap, look at this sunburn we have from So sunburnt.
Oh no.
Little bit of Zagaki.
Yeah. Gotta get the cheeks, man.
When you're that bald, is it just forgetting that you have to put sunscreen elsewhere?
He he was definitely wearing shades and a hat, but he he forgot that the sun bounces off the ocean. That's his new name now. Apple chicken sausage.
That's what he looks like when he's out at sea. Um, first of all, the people who eat the patty, and they'll try to justify a sausage patty because it's better on a on on a bagel or an English muffin or but but it's not. You just have to split your sausage link and and lay it uh flat in that way. Now I can't I I feel bad for Tashe, that chicken apple sausage. Uh you know. You feel bad for me? Well no, you know. I I I another thing. These are my taste buds. Okay, but listen, there's a difference between truly living.
I've had enough of an assault on the things that I like over the last couple of days. First white beer jelly beans, now chicken apple sausage. Let me like what I like.
Hey uh Mike Ryan, I know you're upset about the um or or the the pregnancy of Miami not having an athletic director as we launch into another football season here. But as always, there's certain brands that will remind you that it could always be worse. You could be them. Did you hear the Purdue athletic director? I yes, I did. Tommy McClellan, it has introduced Press conference in West Lafayette, which also, you know, I went to Indiana University to be clear. And, you know, West Lafayette stinks and it begs the question: how bad must East Lafayette be? But either way, Tommy McClellan steps to the microphone to introduce himself to the world and produce New Wave. Go ahead. Is East Lafayette just Lafayette?
Well, I don't know. Why the distinction? Why would we have to carve out The western portion. Also Is it so grand land Lafayette that we have to we have to carve it up?
Also, like there is a common misnomer with the uh the southern tip of the United States. It's actually like more central than people realize. You can draw pretty much a vertical line from Miami to Cleveland. There's parts of Florida that are in the central time zone.
Why do the hosts argue that preseason college football polls are meaningless?
So I'm not even sure if Lafayette is east of West Lafayette.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the best breakfast meat and why does Dave eat a sausage link out of a cup?
0:00–4:08
2
Why do the hosts argue that preseason college football polls are meaningless?
4:08–9:26
3
Should we create a Top‑25 Preseason Producers Poll for the NFL and how would it work?
9:26–15:55
4
What makes the chicken‑apple sausage the favorite “quarterback sausage”?
15:55–21:22
5
Why is the number 19 considered the worst jersey number for a quarterback?
21:22–25:03
6
How do the hosts evaluate the impact of power rankings and FPI on playoff predictions?
25:03–29:06
7
Which teams do the hosts predict will miss the NFL playoffs this season?
29:06–32:39
8
What are the final thoughts on Carson Beck, Cam Ward, and the upcoming quarterback landscape?
32:39–37:43
Speakers
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