Things That Make Dudes Say "Hell Yeah" | Hour 2
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So a very passionate discussion, Dave, from the shipping container here over the last couple of minutes. And I think Dave is the one who would have the answer, Chris Cody.
Dave, we're debating back here which day of the week people, not just like us in here, just people in general are most likely to, you know, get down and dirty, have a little sexy time. Which day of the week would you say is the most common for sex and which would be the least? If we were ranking all the days, what would be the least common? You want us to rank one through seven?
We can. Yeah, I think that's the move. Go ahead, Dave.
Well, I start by saying I think we live in a society. I'm one of my text chains, one of my many text chains. A guy makes the recurring joke like it's your birthday. Like, oh, you know what that means? It's your one time. Not well, not not in coitus. Everybody knows. Okay. And I think that's a lame joke. And I hope that's not the reality for most fellas out there, that it's some sort of like Ray Romano. Everybody loves Ray Romano. It was a great show, but half the show was devoted to him trying to coerce. Via language, obviously. His wife into making sweet love. Weird. Is that the reality for most people? But if that is the way a lot of people live, Saturday night's got to be it, right?
It's always the opposite dynamic in Married With Children, right? Peg was always trying to get Al to have sex. He never wanted to. I also voted Saturday.
They were saying in here Friday kicked the weekend off, right? I think it's Saturday and people are working on Friday. Saturday you have all day.
I think it's Sunday.
Really? Yeah. I think it's Sunday night. Showing your cards.
And ironically, I think the least would be hump day. How am I showing my cards?
Because of the conviction that you had about Sundays.
Right, but what does that mean?
I think you predominantly have sex on Sundays. It's a thing. It's the co-host chair, man.
Well, it's a thing, but also that doesn't mean that other days are off limits.
This might be too invasive, but do you have a set day where it's at a 90% clip?
Come on.
Uh, no, no, no, no. Just spontaneity. Well, I mean, I prefer it to be spontaneous, but I feel like Sunday is the night that it most likely happens.
Okay.
The other nights there, there will be spontaneity involved. Doesn't mean it won't happen.
When you got your finest Roman Reigns on.
Yeah. Yeah. You know, like, if I'm in the finest mood, all right, because she's always in the mood. I got to be in the mood. All right. If I'm in the mood. Yeah. She's always in the mood. Wow.
The opposite for me.
Come on. Look at this.
Saturday night's main event's running long.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–4:08
2
Which day of the week do people say is most likely for sex?
4:08–11:27
3
How do kids and home routines affect morning or weekend intimacy?
11:27–16:16
4
Did Micah Parsons publicly reveal a foot fetish and how did guests react?
16:16–19:28
5
What are the boundaries around going barefoot in someone else’s house?
19:28–37:19
6
What is the new 'Things That Make Dudes Say Hell Yeah' segment and which viral videos kicked it off?
37:19–40:53
7
Why are survival skills and 'Castaway' references being debated among the hosts?
40:53–45:15
Speakers
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