BEST BITS: The Nippy's Sneeze (feat. The Weed Eaters)
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What are the highlights of today's show?
The Hauraki Big Show with Toledos. Rehydrate the right way with real ingredients and natural colours.
Welcome to the Hauraki Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy.
It certainly is the Hodaki Big Show for Friday, the 24th of April, 2026. You've got Keezy, you've got Pugsan, and you've got no one else. Muggy's sick and Hoity J is on holiday. The Hodaki Mini Show. The Hodaki Mini Show. The teeny tiny show with me. We're the biggest members of the show, pugs. Amazing. Physically. No matter who is here or what's going on, the big show will always be brought to you by Toledo's. Old brands are done. Toledo's is taking over.
How does the show handle COVID-related topics?
No nasties. No compromises. Get it in you.
Now.
Toledo's! That is how you do that. Now, despite being down a couple of members of the old show, we've got a lot going on today. We are going to be chatting to Joey Wheeler shortly, who is down in Christchurch ahead of the first ever New Zealand-based Super Round at the brand new Christchurch Stadium. That is a huge event. We've got more chances to get yourself in the draw for Magic Round. Get ready to call 0800 HODAKI. We've got a couple of great New Zealanders from a new comedy horror movie named Weed Eaters. They're coming in to have a bit of a chitty chat. It's debuting tonight as part of the New Zealand Comedy Festival. And we've got plenty of best bits from the history of the HODAKI Big Show, picked by none other than old Pug Sam.
What is the significance of the New Zealand Comedy Festival?
We've also got bloody good tunes, don't we, Pugs? What have we got here, man? Yeah, a bit of rage, man. Is this rage, man?
Because it's Friday, man. Because it's Friday, yeah.
You had a good Friday so far, eh? Yeah, I think so. It's about to get a hell of a lot better, man. It's about to be the bomb. Until Tuesday next week when the full show's back together. They're not dead, Pugs. Well, I don't know. Jase is getting on. 39?
How do the hosts feel about missing members of the show?
He's 39. They both look terrible, but trust me, they've still got at least another two years left in them. Pugs, I've asked you to curate some delicious best of the big show moments, mate. What have you got for me? Scrum deadly. I'm just, if I may say so myself. Now, obviously, I thought I'd... take it from this time last year which was around about anzac weekend and we're all planning uh what we're going to get up to and you're a pretty practical guy man you like to use your holidays a lot of the time as an opportunity to do shit around the house do i um but this time you were uh very adverse your wife had actually asked you to do something around the house and you didn't want to Sounds about right.
This long weekend, obviously Anzac weekend's happening, and my wife keeps getting it into her head that we're going to do chores. Sure. Oh, this weekend we should do this and do that. Fortunately, last weekend it was really wet in Auckland, so we couldn't do any of the chores outside. Yeah. She wants me to paint our fence.
What are the best bits from the Hauraki Big Show archives?
It's probably 30 metres long. Right. She wants it stained black. Just wondering, do you guys have any advice on how to get her off my case about it? Because I do not want to paint our fence.
Yeah.
Oh.
No, you go, Moggy. Well, I was going to say, look, there's a few different things. Obviously, if you can chuck a barrier in between you and the fence, that's the way to go. So I would go tonight. You got any plans tonight, man? Nah, chilling. Chilling? Yeah.
How does Pugs feel about his recent experiences?
You have to change that. I would say come home and crash through the front fence.
Oh, in my car?
Yeah, in your car. Okay.
I'm in my truckie today. I don't want to damage it.
Okay. Well, I can't help you.
Look...
This is a classic scenario. What I would recommend you do, Keezy, is tonight, because you've got nothing on, right, when you go home. Yeah, no, I've got nothing on. When you get home, get massively responsibly steamed so that when you wake up tomorrow, you're so Minogi hungover that you're chundering into a bucket and you can't possibly. You can't.
What is the premise of the movie 'Weed Eaters'?
possibly do any kind of work.
She'll still be like you can get up and you can do it.
Can I ask you is she doing it?
Yeah. So she's like, we're going to do it. But unfortunately, whenever we do something like that, she's like, oh, I'm really bad at it.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What are the highlights of today's show?
0:01–0:47
2
How does the show handle COVID-related topics?
0:47–1:35
3
What is the significance of the New Zealand Comedy Festival?
1:35–2:07
4
How do the hosts feel about missing members of the show?
2:07–2:55
5
What are the best bits from the Hauraki Big Show archives?
2:55–3:20
6
How does Pugs feel about his recent experiences?
3:20–3:58
7
What is the premise of the movie 'Weed Eaters'?
3:58–4:37
8
What challenges did the creators face while making 'Weed Eaters'?
4:37–57:04