BEST OF THE DISCLAIMER: Cut It Out

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Jason Hoyte 0:15
Speaking of fitness, fellas. What's up? I just like an hour ago downloaded a yoga app.
Karl Urban 0:21
Oh, a yoga app. What's it
Mike Minogue 0:22
called? It's
Jason Hoyte 0:23
called
Karl Urban 0:24
Do you want to use this code? It's called red tube dot com.
Mike Minogue 0:27
Or do you want to use this on the show? It's called Downward Dog.
Karl Urban 0:30
Yeah.
Mike Minogue 0:31
No,
Jason Hoyte 0:32
it's called
Karl Urban 0:32
Reverse Cowgirl.
Jason Hoyte 0:33
Yoga go.
Karl Urban 0:37
I bet Dado is not part of that time. Um There's a period where
Jason Hoyte 0:41
you were going to yoga. What happened to that? Oh no, that was when I was doing counselling and I went, nah, I don't like it. But this is just in your own lounge, they do a little they have a program for you yeah in terms of what you're trying to achieve. I reckon it'll last
Karl Urban 0:54
you'll last for one week maximum.
Jason Hoyte 0:56
And I'll do that and then go to the gym. 'Cause it's only like ten, fifteen minute workouts. Yeah. It's a warm
Karl Urban 1:02
up. You could do that at the gym. But it also
Jason Hoyte 1:04
you know You have a weight goal and all that sort of stuff. Oh yeah, you won't achieve it. And it tones ya and all that sort of stuff. Yeah, sure. I'll be great. So
Mike Minogue 1:12
I'm just gonna you
Jason Hoyte 1:13
guys are gonna be shocked.
Mike Minogue 1:14
I'm on I reckon Jace is gonna really commit to this and he's gonna stick to it for like years.
Karl Urban 1:18
I I don't think that anybody and I include myself in this has ever downloaded one of those apps where they're doing workouts at home and has made any real difference to their fitness, their look or anything else. Those things are a fucking scam.
Mike Minogue 1:32
I'll also lump in um Duolingo for learning another language. Yeah.
Karl Urban 1:36
I think you have to go somewhere to do shit like that. There'll be people that probably have but it's just like and especially doing ten or fifteen minutes of something, that's right it's a little bit more. My wife
Jason Hoyte 1:45
does but this is different, but she does Pilates every day. But it's just off YouTube, off this one woman. Yeah. And she just watches her videos and does her videos every day.
Karl Urban 1:55
That's good. And man, she's a beast. The only thing you do every day is smoke Siggies.
Jason Hoyte 2:00
Well, yeah, that's true. But I go to the gym and stuff.
Karl Urban 2:04
Every day?
Jason Hoyte 2:06
Most days at the moment.

Why do the hosts think yoga and home‑workout apps are a scam?

Jason Hoyte 2:07
Couldn't yesterday 'cause I was filming.
Karl Urban 2:09
When you warm up you could do that Pilates or that egg that yoga at the gym as a warm up. And sort of tie it in with your ear guitaring and that would be the complete
Jason Hoyte 2:19
But I need a straight back chair. 'Cause it involves a straight back chair. What are you
Mike Minogue 2:24
doing on a chair? Well
Jason Hoyte 2:25
this is you know, have you seen the movie Flash Dance?
Mike Minogue 2:28
Yeah, that's what I'm picturing.
Jason Hoyte 2:29
Um Is it flash dance or dirty dancing? Flash dance. You guys won't be taking the piss when I roll out my massive pecks and abs in tight buns. You
Mike Minogue 2:39
roll out your pecks and I will take the piss. Jace, I'd be yeah. I reckon you're gonna stick to this and do really well now. I've
Jason Hoyte 2:45
actually got I've actually I've actually kind of got pecks, Keesy. Do you wanna see them? You've got to see them. Can't you see them? No, they are
Karl Urban 2:51
I reckon they are pretty good. You've got a pretty tight little bod there for an old fella.
Jason Hoyte 2:57
Is it BMI?
Karl Urban 2:58
Oh body your math index, yes. Yeah,
Jason Hoyte 3:00
yeah. 'Cause I put all my you know, my measurements and stuff in the body. Yeah, what's
Karl Urban 3:03
your body fat percentage?
Jason Hoyte 3:06
Does twenty four sound right?
Karl Urban 3:08
That sounds like a possibility.
Jason Hoyte 3:09
Yeah, it said that I I'm twenty three. Uh that I have a good ratio given my height and weight. How did you work out your fat? Dunno. Yeah. I didn't do fat. Yeah, yeah, right. It just said how much do you weigh? Yeah. And how tall are you? Yeah. Yeah. And then what did you say? I said five foot ten and a half. Yeah, I'm six foot six foot even. And you know, seventy Ks there, Keesy.
Mike Minogue 3:35
Yeah, right. Are you seventy?
Jason Hoyte 3:37
No, I'm about seventy three, seventy four.
Mike Minogue 3:39
Yeah, right. How heavy am I? Hundred
Jason Hoyte 3:42
and twenty.
Mike Minogue 3:43
Ninety. Actually I saw I've hovered around ninety for about a decade. And then I weighed myself the other day and it was like ninety two.

How do they compare gym workouts, Pilates and short‑duration routines?

Mike Minogue 3:50
But then I remembered I'd had a huge dinner the night before and hadn't had a steamer yet.
Karl Urban 3:55
Ah yes.
Mike Minogue 3:55
Afterwards, eighty seven.
Karl Urban 3:57
Nice dude. A five kg
Mike Minogue 3:59
steamer.

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