COLD CUTS: Big Brain Mogey
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The Hive's there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Monday evening. The time is 25 minutes to 7 o'clock. Let's give out some advice, fellas.
Get in touch with the fellas. That's right, meet Paddy Nips, 69 at gmail.com. Get in touch if you need advice on anything. You get a prize if you read it out. Yeah, man. Worth doing. Anything you want to yell?
I feel, I don't know if there's any rules around this, but once he's spoken, I feel like you can't then just chuck it in anywhere, can you? You can't have him yelling.
Yeah, now you can't do it. Yeah. Yeah, so if you just randomly yell with the fellas from now on.
Yeah, then that's an asterisk on your throbber this week.
Yeah. Right, okay. Fair enough, too. All right, here we go. This one comes from a guy called Anonymous.
With the fellas!
Jase. You just couldn't help yourself, could you?
God. That's shocking. It is shocking. It's only Monday, he's bugging up the throbber already.
Can I have a big D on my throbber? No, it's a little D. Remember, you're disqualified. Anyway, this one comes from Anonymous. Who? Anonymous.
Huh.
God, he writes in every week, doesn't he?
The guy needs to get his shit together.
Yeah, I reckon he's got so many problems, man. How has it taken us this long to make that joke? Because it was such low-hanging fruit. And Jason's down there gobbling it up. Anyway, anonymous rights. G'day, fellas. I'm seven months into a solo motorbike trip from India to the UK, finishing in December. This guy gets it.
This is Ewan McGregor.
Sounds like Ewan McGregor. I'm doing it tough as I keep accidentally shitting myself on the bike. Don't worry about it. Any advice for a backbone listener? Cheers. Now, I've never been to India, but I know that is a thing that does happen to you. do you say he's going from India to the UK from India to the UK but we don't know where he is exactly at this moment no right so he's just somewhere on the road in between India and England shitting himself and he sent me some photos of him in you know various places wow which is pretty cool all fours look at that yeah down on all fours that one wow yep Hog out in that one. Wow. Look at that. What kind of a motorcycle is that? It's a Royal Enfield Interceptor.
Wow.
Do you know what? I like a Royal Enfield Keezy. Do you?
They're actually made in India now. Are they? Yeah.
Wow. It's a nice modification they've done on that one too.
What is it? You can't even see the photos. What are you talking about?
So he's dumping in his pants. Yeah, I don't know, man. What I do is when I need to go to the toilet, I stop. Like if I'm in a car, for example. and I need to go to the toilet, Jason, you'd probably be the same, and I need to do a poo, then I stop the car and I find a toilet and I go in the toilet.
But the issue is, Muggy, it's a very, very, very good point, and I hadn't thought of that, but some of the places he's riding, there aren't toilets.
But would you not go on the road as opposed to in your pants? But on the road. You're looking at me like on the road's disgusting.
We're just doing poos on the road.
Yes.
Yes.
I mean, I'd probably go on the side of the road. But yeah, you'd find a bush or a discreet area. I mean, there's no more discreet area than in your pants until you get into a diner. A diner? Or a restaurant. Jase, do they have diners in India? Yes, they do. We don't know who's in India. We know he's on his way. He could be in London.
No, no, he's going India to London.
Oh, he's going the other way around.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, then he's probably not in India.
Right. He's probably close to London now.
He's probably in London.
What challenges does a listener face on a solo motorbike trip?
Yeah, there's probably servos everywhere. It's scheduled to finish in December. He'll get to London. Jeez, he got there early. Well, he's not there. We don't know where he... Okay.
It must be his modified new bike. Yeah, what brand was it again, Jase? Oh, that one.
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