COLD CUTS: Happy Dad's Day

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What is the opening “Dinner News” segment and how can listeners win a $50 reward?

Jase Hoyte 0:01
The Hodaki Big Show with Jace Mike and Keasey. Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hodaki. Yes,
Jason Hoyte 0:07
indeed Muse there on the Hodaki Big Show this Tuesday evening. The time is 6.15, which means it's time for
Mike Minogue 0:15
you. Hey guys, text here from Steve. What's for team, New Zealand with me? K
Karl Urban 0:23
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's right.
Mike Minogue 0:27
Yeah. Now you're talking. I know, right? Uh the segment where you text in on 3483 what you are having for dinner and then we read it out on the radio and you can get a fifty dollar reburg of our check. Yeah,
Karl Urban 0:38
bloody good.
Mike Minogue 0:38
Oh
Karl Urban 0:39
I can't believe no one thought of this. Nah. Nobody ever has done this on radio.
Mike Minogue 0:43
Genius Keyesy. Thank you. It's also four years old now. Yeah, no one's getting sick of it. Nah, it's crazy.
Karl Urban 0:50
Doesn't
Mike Minogue 0:50
age. Nah. G'day guys. Russell here.
Karl Urban 0:54
It would be like saying, um, oh, we've been doing the news for four years.
Mike Minogue 0:58
Exactly. You
Karl Urban 0:59
wanna get rid of it.

What’s the story behind the “Sausage Surprise” dinner and why did it spark a debate?

Karl Urban 1:00
The news always changes. So does what's on the dinner keys again. Yeah, what's dinner news, isn't it?
Mike Minogue 1:05
G'day guys Russell Coots. Russell, yeah, Coots. No, sorry, it was Crowe. Oh.
Karl Urban 1:09
Yeah, sorry. What?
Mike Minogue 1:10
By mistake. G'day guys, Russell Crowe here. Dinner tonight, sausage surprise.
Jason Hoyte 1:16
Well I think that was very well timed. Sausage surprise. I love sausage. I've gotta be fair, uh I don't mind the saucy. Do you, mate? And a nice big thick bit of white bread, sauce and musty. But I think that I don't think that's a surprise. No. That's a sizzle, that's pretty sterile. Yeah, but I mean I was talking in general terms about your sausage. The thing I don't like about this is the surprise.
Karl Urban 1:40
Yeah.
Mike Minogue 1:40
You want to know what you're getting.
Karl Urban 1:41
I want to know what I'm getting.
Jason Hoyte 1:43
Do you remember the old curried sausages? Do you have back in our day?
Karl Urban 1:48
Yeah, curried or a deviled is a similar thing, isn't it? Slightly different than a curry is a foul.
Jason Hoyte 1:53
Fow no yummy. I like a deviled.
Mike Minogue 1:56
Mumma Keasy made a good uh curried sausage. Who? My mum, Maud. She made a really good one. Um doubt it. What hang on, man. G'day guys. Uh Trevor here.
Karl Urban 2:14
Trevor Gilmeister.
Mike Minogue 2:15
Yes, Trevor Gilmeister. Trevor the X. Yeah. Gilmeister. G'day guys. Uh I'll be having Beef and Guinness casserole on Couscous. Which is interesting. Although the Cospus
Karl Urban 2:27
is a pastor, it's not as bad as a grain. I had the grain in my mind. Yeah, I'll give that a run. Were you thinking quinoa? Yeah, I'll be honest with you, I'd rather have it with a mash. Agreed. I'd have it I'd have it with a mashed potato. Yes, I agree with that.
Mike Minogue 2:40
Well the kids are having baked beans for being fussy bastards. Yeah, fair enough. Yeah, good call. Good call. Yeah, and to be honest, baked beans delicious.
Jason Hoyte 2:47
That is baked beans on toast, nothing wrong with it.
Mike Minogue 2:49
G'day guys. Maddie here. M A D I Maddie.
Karl Urban 2:54
That doesn't sound like you're pronouncing that right.
Mike Minogue 2:58
G'day guys. Maddie here. Oh
Karl Urban 3:00
Maddie.
Mike Minogue 3:00
Yeah, that's one. Maddie Linsami. That's right. Yep. Maddie Linsami. Yes, no. G'day guys. Dinner tonight, chicken schnitty with some delish mashed spuds and veggies. Cheers.
Karl Urban 3:12
She uh old Madeline Sami there. She should give us some of her um spuds to Old Mate. What was his name?
Mike Minogue 3:18
Oh, the old uh was it Trev?
Karl Urban 3:20
Yeah, Trevor Gilmeister. Um Old Mate who's got the pie. Um
Mike Minogue 3:25
totally. Uh what about this one here? Get out of there, fellas. Delilah here.
Karl Urban 3:30
Samson and Delilah.
Mike Minogue 3:33
Jace? That's right. It was Samson and Delight. Wow. G'day guys. Curry pumpkin soup with A of spicy pumpkin soap, curry. Yum, delicious. Garlic naan on the side.
Jason Hoyte 3:48
Yeah, why not? That's good. That
Mike Minogue 3:49
sounds traditional. I like that.
Jason Hoyte 3:51
Yeah, is it creamy? Uh I don't know. I put a cream in that. What kind of cream? Just cream. Jason,
Karl Urban 3:59
can I ask you about your um sorry to um get away from what's happening over here with you, Keasey.
Jason Hoyte 4:04
It's okay, buddy.
Karl Urban 4:05
Um your toasted sandwich last night.
Jason Hoyte 4:07
Oh yeah. Tchau. Thick white bread. Yes. Um ham on the bone. Just chopped off obviously. Uh your red onion. Oh. Your cheese. And then I I had a little bit of the glaze left over.

How did Jason describe his new method‑acting role and the challenges on set?

Jason Hoyte 4:22
Put that on there, um and a and some fresh chili, cooked it in the fry pan. Beautiful.
Karl Urban 4:28
Good eating. Use the
Jason Hoyte 4:29
lid there to
Karl Urban 4:29
make sure you're melting that cheese. No, I just just
Jason Hoyte 4:32
put the uh spatula on top of it and then turn it over. Yeah.
Mike Minogue 4:35
Oh, so you did it on the fry pan rather than the toasting machine.

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