COLD CUTS: Livin' The Dream
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How did the hosts introduce the show and set the tone for this bonus best-bits episode?
The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
Nirvana there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Monday evening. The time is 37 minutes past 6 o'clock. Let's have some meat patty nips.
Get in touch with the fellas.
If you don't know what meat patty nips are, with the fellas.
I don't trust that at all. Good on you, Jason. It's an advice segment.
It's been done now.
We got the audience to pick our email address and they voted for meetpaddynips69 at gmail.com. That has now been set up. If you need advice on anything, we're 100% anonymous and if we read it on the show, you get a prize. So it's worth doing and fellas, we're starting to run low. Are we? Yeah, I'm just saying. I'm just letting the listeners know we're running low.
Maybe we need to be a bit more specific. I think the fact that it's so general is probably what was putting people off. How about we ask if you need any help with your sex life? Why don't we just start with that?
Why don't you just say whatever you want?
Because then people don't. But if we say, you know, if you've got specific issues. Like erectile dysfunction. Erectile dysfunction. Just as an example. Sure. Just for example. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're going to email and then what are we going to do?
Pre-ejaculation, for example. Yes, yes.
Yeah, a bit quick. Yeah.
What prompted the creation of the anonymous advice email '[email protected]' and how will it be used?
A bit quick to the party, ain't you? Leaking nipples. Yes. I used to have that. Yeah, yeah. I could squeeze my left nipple, Keezy, and absolute all sorts would come out. Yeah, yeah. That is disgusting. What do you mean, yeah, yeah, yeah?
Weird circumcisions. Yes. So you say, let's just make this all about filth, is what you say. It's not filth at all.
It's not filth. It's just a human body, Keezy. And when you call it filth, you actually attach shame to these problems. Thank you, Mogi. I was just about to say that.
But all sorts coming out of your left nipple is disgusting.
Yeah.
Well, now I feel like I've never mentioned it.
Yeah. Hey, guys, really good question here has come in from Anonymous. G'day, fella. Long-time listener, first-time caller. Bit of a relationship dilemma. I need some advice. I'm currently coming to the end of my stint here in London and have met a lovely girl here who is keen to move home together with me back to New Zealand. I've recently been offered a job in Barcelona, however. Ooh. And I'm bloody keen to tuck into it. Ooh. Basically, my question is, how should I tell her that I'm leaving her for a life of cervezas and beach buzzies and do I do it over text or email? Cheers.
Can I say the beauty of a romance when you're living in a country that's not your own is mystery. Mystery.
How do the hosts discuss sexual health topics and normalize embarrassing body issues on-air?
So I think rather than a text, rather than an email, rather than a meeting in person, I think he just vanishes at one point. Yes, very good. And she never knows what's happened to him. Has he moved back to New Zealand? Has he moved to Barcelona? Has he been murdered and thrown in the Thames? She'll never know. Yeah.
And that's good, right? That is sexy. For who?
Yeah.
For everyone involved. What, him being murdered and thrown in the Thames? How's that sense? Well, not literally. He hasn't been, though.
No, I know, but... He's just scarpered without saying a word. See, my initial...
My initial instinct is that that's coward. You know, you've got to say it to her. Like, look, we're young. I've been offered a job in Barcelona. I want to go.
So you're saying that he should say to her, I'm moving to Barcelona for buddies on the beach.
No, he doesn't need to say that last part. You just say, I'm moving to Barcelona. I'm too young. I don't want to go back to New Zealand yet.
But how many people in her life are going to tell her that they don't want to be with her anymore? 30? 50?
Well, I don't think so. Maybe one. One or two.
But how many are going to disappear and could have been chopped up and thrown into the Thames? Why into the Thames? Well, he lives in London.
Yeah.
Yeah, so the Thames. There's no other rivers there.
Why rivers?
I don't know.
Makes sense. Okay, so we're all voting for, and it's obviously a majority rule.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
How did the hosts introduce the show and set the tone for this bonus best-bits episode?
0:01–1:23
2
What prompted the creation of the anonymous advice email '[email protected]' and how will it be used?
1:23–2:38
3
How do the hosts discuss sexual health topics and normalize embarrassing body issues on-air?
2:38–3:56
4
What relationship dilemma from London asks whether to move for love or career, and how do the hosts advise breaking up?
3:56–5:22
5
Why do the hosts debate disappearing versus being honest when ending a romance abroad?
5:22–10:45
6
How do the presenters brainstorm their 'dream podcast/radio show' lineups and ideal co-hosts?
10:45–14:59