FULL SHOW: Falling To Bits
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What makes Mike feel sprightly today?
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Welcome to the Hodaki Big Show. Really big.
With Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy. Oh, g'day you mad bastards. It is the 23rd of April, 2026. And as always, you are listening to the Hodaki Big Show. Brought to you by Toledo's. I love Toledos. Toledos.co.nz if you'd like some of New Zealand's finest natural electrolyte beverages.
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Far out, Pugson. Man, I thought that would have been you doing that little line there, but Keezy's just looked at you and he thought, this guy's not up to it. I don't know whether it's because he knows you as a person, because you're in absolute pieces after getting pissed off your head last night at the OB down in Dunedin, at Emerson's, or what the guts is, man. So how does that make you feel, bro? Man, nothing gets past you, old bogey, eh? Is that what happened there, man? What? Because you were just about to start doing that little Toledo's line there, and then old Keezy.
Mogi. I looked at Pugs, and I saw a man. A shell of a man. It was like a deer in headlights. Yeah. There was nothing happening there. I've looked at his computer. There's literally nothing on there other than buzzies. He didn't know what he was doing, and so I just dived in there with a sort of half-assed Toledo's plug. Well, I knew what I was doing. Yeah. It was the buzzies on the computer. You were doing that. Hey, Moggy, how are you today, mate? Because you're very sprightly.
Yeah, man, I'm feeling good. Here's the thing, fellas. Old Horty Jizzbot is away. He's gone away for a long weekend. He's gone over to Australia there. You guys are both hungover. I'm on the wagon, so I haven't had a drink since New Year's Eve. And nothing makes me feel better than seeing in real life the benefits of my actions, which is that I am on the wagon. I'm not drinking.
Why is Keezy concerned about his bets?
I don't get to feel the hangover. So when I see people that are hungover, it brings me great joy. Even though I myself are sick at the moment, I feel like a million dollars. Like, I've never felt better. I don't know if it makes me a piece of shit for feeling so good about you guys being pieces of shit.
Yeah. But here we are, man. I've never seen you this energized. Oh, I'm pumped. Yeah. I am pumped. Speaking of that, being pumped, old pug son, how are you today, mate?
I'm well, thank you, Keezy. That's not true, man. Always a pleasure to be here with you fellas. Very grateful. We had a great time yesterday in Dunedin. So it's great to be back on the show. Pokes, can you just be honest with the audience, please?
What's that? Before the show, before the show, he dropped an orange on the ground and almost burst into tears. I did not drop an orange on the ground.
That is a bold-faced lie.
And it's unreal, isn't it? It's, you know, we asked him another question. I asked him a question, you know, which is about partying, man. And he said, look, can you ask me on Tuesday? He's in no position to answer that question today. He's going to need until Tuesday to answer that question. Needed a couple of business days in the weekend as well. That'd be great. Oh, man, you're terrible. You were shocking last night as well. Anyway, short story is, this show's going to be great for me, maybe not for anybody else. Yeah, bloody good.
Hey, Mogi, speaking of, what's coming up on the show?
What's happening on The Big Show with Old Mogi? Very limited opportunities, fellas, to get into the draw for Magic Round. Listen out for the queue to call. Ring us on the old phone there. 0800 Hauraki. We're drawing this next Friday, fellas.
That's right. Just a week and a half left.
Time's running out. I feel like there's about 21 more sleeps until we go. Something along those lines. It's very soon, Park Sun. Also, we've got a double pass to the Warriors game, which is happening this Saturday night. Kickoff at 8 o'clock against the Dolphins down in Wellington. That is sold out. These tickets are hot, hot, hot. And we'll be giving away a double pass later in the show at some point. And coming up next, we'll be debriefing Dunedin.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What makes Mike feel sprightly today?
0:01–1:50
2
Why is Keezy concerned about his bets?
1:50–4:32
3
What happened during the Dunedin live show?
4:32–6:47
4
How does Pugs feel about his hangover?
6:47–7:47
5
What are the upcoming events on The Big Show?
7:47–8:13
6
What are the details about the Magic Round?
8:13–9:08
7
What are the thoughts on the Warriors vs. Dolphins match?
9:08–11:52
8
How does the team handle rumors and personal stories?
11:52–59:08