FULL SHOW: Fitness What?
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Who are the hosts and what’s the show format at the start of the episode?
The Hodaki Big Show. Thanks to crave-worthy street food. Freshly made with Reburger.
Welcome. This is big. To the Hodaki Big Show.
Really big. With Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy. Oh, g'day, you mad bastards. Great to have your company on this moody Thursday afternoon. It is the 23rd of July, 2026. And you, my friends, as always, listening to The Big Show, brought to you by ReBurger. Yummy.
Beef, chicken, vegan and vegetarian options are available. ReBurger are redefining the norm.
The name's burger. Dish, dish, dish. ReBurger. ReBurger.
Oh, I love it. I love it. I'll tell you what else I love is the stallion across the studio from me. How are you going, Mogi? You were crook yesterday. You're a lot better today, apparently, you stud. Going pretty grousey, you mad dog, you sick son of a bee.
Look, I'm still not a hundy, but I'm 100% better than I was yesterday, fellas. Yeah, man. Jeez, it wasn't good. Just lying in a pool of my own filth and other people's filth as well. Yeah, nice. Don't know how that got in there, Keezy. Eh? And you've still got your jacket on, Matt?
Well, I mean, I've got a jacket on. I haven't been wearing the same jacket for three days straight. Oh, have you not? No.
Okay. Do you rotate your jackets, Keezy? What? Do you rotate your jackets? I mean, do you not like to wear the same jacket three days in a row? Like, I'll wear my jacket all week.
No shit. And that hoodie. And that hat. Mr. I'm not wearing a hat anymore.
Well, the only reason I wear a hat.
Is that your new nickname? I've been away for one day and I come back and your new nickname is Mr. I'm not going to wear a hat anymore? Yeah, I know. It's incredible. It's one of those ironic ones.
We're a fast-evolving show, Mogi, as you know. The only reason I do wear a hat is because my head gets chilly. Even though I've got luxurious hair, I do need something on top to keep me a bit cosy.
It's because of all that cold air you're sucking in through that schnoz. It's good to have the team back together, isn't it?
Yeah, totally, totally. Hey, Mogi, what's coming up on the show, mate?
What's happening on The Big Show with Old Mogi? Well, the month's drawing closer to an end, but it's still July, baby, and that means we're doing Beer and Pie July, and we're doing the Pies at Pay. Stay tuned, listen out for the cue to call, and you could win yourself $250 worth of cold, hard cash, fellas. Beautiful. Also, we'll be doing a little bit more of Keezy's Pigeon.
Yeah, I've got a huge update on the pigeons today, fellas.
Oh, it's exciting. People have been stopping me in the street.
Really?
Yeah.
About the pigeon?
No, no, just having a chat.
Oh.
How are you feeling, Mogi? I love your shirt. That sort of stuff. And coming up next, we're going to be talking about, and this may surprise everyone out there, the Commonwealth Games, which I believe Hoyleach is, or should I call you Mr. I'm-not-going-to-wear-a-hat-anymore. That's the one. It's starting tomorrow.
Apparently so. Used to me. Though most people wouldn't know that, but let's kick off with a bit of rage.
The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
Yes, indeed, the red. Jilly Peppers here on the Hauraki Big Show this Thursday afternoon. The time is 14 minutes past 4 o'clock. And I don't know about you fellas, but I am absolutely fizzing. The Commonwealth Games starting off tomorrow in Glasgow, I believe. The sporting highlight of the year for me this is going to be.
100%. Obviously, it comes around every four years, the Comm Games.
Yes, man.
And it is one of those things where it is bloody exciting because every morning you're going to wake up and there's going to be something from the other side of the globe, highlights to watch and stuff on during the day.
Well, it's one of those things that you don't want to miss anything. You can just leave the TV on and there'll be either something happening live or some kind of highlights package coming your way. Yeah, yeah, replay. I mean, the Commonwealth Games, it's amazing, isn't it? It feels like it was just yesterday that the last one was on.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
Who are the hosts and what’s the show format at the start of the episode?
0:00–5:11
2
What is Beer and Pie July and how can listeners win the Pies That Pay prize?
5:11–6:15
3
Which Commonwealth Games events are the hosts joking about and which ones will they actually watch?
6:15–27:30
4
How do the hosts review new pies and what are their air-fryer cooking tips?
27:30–37:21
5
Which TV shows and movies are the hosts recommending this week?
37:21–51:56
6
What’s the update on the Big Show’s racing pigeon and has Keezy been scammed?
51:56–53:40