FULL SHOW: Humper this Dinck

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What strange encounter did Jase experience?

Jase Hoyte 0:00
The Hodaki Big Show. Thanks to crave-worthy street food. Freshly made with Reburger.
Jason Hoyte 0:09
Welcome to the Hodaki Big Show. Really big. With Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keevy. Welcome to the Hodaki Big Show. Oh, g'day, you mad bastards. Great to have your company on another glorious day in Auckland City. It is the 30th of June, 2026. And you, my friends, as always, listening to The Big Show, brought to you by Reburger.
Mike Minogue 0:30
Crave-worthy street food freshly made with Reburger.
Jase Hoyte 0:35
Oh, yum. Oh, this is so good because it's Reburger. Yum.
Jason Hoyte 0:40
G'day, Moogie, you stallion. How's life?
Mike Minogue 0:42
Going pretty grousey, you mad dog, you sick son of a bee, man. I am fired up. Yeah! That's good, man. What for? It's a sunny day today, man. Another sunny day. But it's a bit gutting, isn't it? Because tonight we've got to go to Inglebert Humperdinck.
Yeah!
Mike Minogue 0:59
Did you like the sunny day as well? Nah, Inglebert, man. I don't give a shit about the sun. How you going, Keezy? I'm really fizzed up, guys. Genuine dream come true, going to see Inglebert Humperdinck live this evening, straight after the show. I've literally sung his songs since I was about four years old. Right. My uncles and stuff used to always play them. My nana loved them. My parents loved them. So to go and see him in all his 90-year-old glory tonight and to have you guys there and your partners with me, dream come true. How are you, Jase? Yeah, oh, wahoo!
Jason Hoyte 1:28
I am fizzed up, man. The Engelbert? Oh, well, no, I've just had so much D in the system today, and it's just made me feel great. Do you mean vitamin D?

Why is Mike worried about Bird Shit Chris?

Jason Hoyte 1:39
But Englebert, yeah, no, that'll be fun, won't it, fellas? A bit of a laugh.
Mike Minogue 1:44
I think it will be fun, you know, and I don't want to, what do you call it, yuck on somebody's yum. Keezy is so excited about it. He's a passionate Englebert Humperdinck fan. As he says, he's been brainwashed into thinking it's quality music since the age of four. It is, man. His entire whanau's into it, so I am there for it. I think it is absolutely going to be fun. Also, I've been given permission to play a full Engelbert song in the show today. I know. So I'm going to do that. We've just got to figure out which one. Which one do you want, New Zealand? Text us. 3483. Yeah, text us actually now. 3483. Which Engelbert Humperdinck song do you want to hear in its entirety on the Hauraki Big Show today? Yeah, I like the cut of your jib, Mogi.
Mike Minogue 2:21
You know how to sell it, man.

What is Keezy's excitement about the Engelbert Humperdinck concert?

Jason Hoyte 2:22
Hey, Mogi, what's coming up on the show, mate? What's that?
Mike Minogue 2:28
What's happening on The Big Show with Old Mogi. Have you heard of Inglebert Humperdinck?
Bruno Satin 2:36
Oh, dance, dance, dance to my ten guitars.
Mike Minogue 2:42
we'll be banging on about that old bastard the whole show the big show and our partners are also going out for dinner prior to Jase has been tasked with sorting that out with booking it for us so we'll be chatting about that looking forward to hearing how those plans are going I don't quite know that that's an accurate thing we'll talk about Talk about that soon. And also, pretty much your final opportunity to get yourself involved in the Export Ultra Bear Garden Tour. It's being drawn tomorrow morning. Listen out for your cue to call. The Fjellers and Breakfast are going to be, and Mike Lane to be Fjell, are going over to the Rugby League Grand Final in October in Sydney, Australia, and a whole bunch of other things as well.
Mike Minogue 3:20
That's right. And because it's the last chance, probably a couple of opportunities here south in that draw, so keep an ear out. Yeah, man. Do you like the Fooies?
Jase Hoyte 3:28
Yes, I do. Not as much as I like Engleby. The Hodaki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hodaki.
Jason Hoyte 3:36
Filter there on the Radio Hodaki Big Show this glorious Tuesday afternoon and a big day for the fellas. A big night, in fact.
Mike Minogue 3:45
It certainly is. Absolutely. We're obviously going to Englebert Humperdinck because Keezy's all about it. And he's brought us in as well. His passion is something that we wanted to share, isn't it, Jase? Absolutely. So we're lucky enough to do that. Now, of course, prior to that, we're going to go out for dinner, all dressing up to the nines. Yeah. Isn't that right, Jase?

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