FULL SHOW: It's Cold

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Jase Hoyte 0:00
The Hodaki Big Show. Thanks to crave-worthy street food. Freshly made with Reburger.
Welcome to the Hodaki Big Show.
Jason Hoyte 0:12
Really big. With Jason Hoyt. Oh, g'day, you mad bastards. Great to have your company this Tuesday afternoon. It is the 4th of August, 2026. And you, my friends, as always, listening to The Big Show, brought to you by Reberg here.
Reberg.
Mike Minogue 0:31
Beef, chicken, vegan and vegetarian options available. Reburger are redefining the norm.
Jason Hoyte 0:35
Scrumptedly umptious. Yeah, great stuff. Speaking of which, g'day, Mogi, you stallion, you stud, you Greek god. How's life?
Karl Urban 0:44
Going pretty grassy, you mad dog, you sick son of a bee. Woo! She's cold. Yeah. Not so much up here, but around the rest of the country. Texas, 3483. What the hell's going on? It's madness, Mogi. Absolute madness out there. I've seen some videos from around the joint, and she is pretty, pretty, pretty chilly, but we'll get into that soon. Keezy, you mad dog. Hello. Talk us through it, brother. What? What's going through that head of yours, man? Paint a picture, brother. Paint a picture.
Mike Minogue 1:14
I'll be honest. What's going through the head of mine is three hours of this show. Yeah, man. And then off to the old Pie Awards tonight. Ah, the 2026 Pie Awards.
Jason Hoyte 1:23
Which is notoriously big night. Yeah.
Mike Minogue 1:26
But to be honest, the only ones having a notoriously big night are the Hodaki people.
Unknown 1:31
Yeah.
Mike Minogue 1:31
Like, it's an amazing event and it's really fancy. It's at the Cordis Hotel. Everyone has to wear formal attires and it's, you know, three-course meal and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And everyone's really schmoozy and... You know, looking really nice and it's very formal.
Karl Urban 1:43
Well, that's at the start of the night. By the end of the night.
Mike Minogue 1:45
Yeah, Hodaki tables.
Karl Urban 1:47
Shirt untied.
Jason Hoyte 1:48
So when are you going to get changed into your formal gear?
Mike Minogue 1:51
I'm wearing it. Oh. I'm quite clearly wearing a suit right now, Jase.
Jason Hoyte 1:55
Oh, you just look like normal old Keezy to me. Oh, do I? Yeah, yeah.
Mike Minogue 1:59
Okay, cool. Speaking of, Jase.
Jason Hoyte 2:01
Yeah, man.
Mike Minogue 2:03
Your boys trip hat on and your hoodie that you wear every single day.
Jason Hoyte 2:07
I have different black hoodies, fellas. All right? Different. This is not my Adidas one. It's a Merino one. Oh, yeah. And as you can see, it really hugs the boozies. Really.
Karl Urban 2:23
Is there a top you wear that doesn't hug the boozies? I mean, any top.
Jason Hoyte 2:27
Look, I'll talk about this later in the show. I've got concerns about my boozies at the moment, but we'll talk about that later. What is coming up on the show, Mokey?
Karl Urban 2:39
What's happening on The Big Show with Old Mogi. We've got another humongous competition, fellas. We're going to Beervana down in Wellington, the biggest, most magnificent beer festival in the country. And we want to give you the opportunity to come along with us. Is that right, Keezy?
Mike Minogue 2:55
Yeah, that's right. Not only to Beervana, but you and a mate will join us for the live show on the Thursday night. You'll be part of the crew. Yeah, man. You'll be up front and centre there. You get a hotel, you get flights, and then you get to go to Beervana on us as well.
Jason Hoyte 3:08
It's not bad, is it? Yeah. Can I just clarify, you don't get a hotel. You get to stay in a hotel.
Mike Minogue 3:14
No, no, they get to own a hotel, Jase.
Jason Hoyte 3:16
Oh, they do?
Karl Urban 3:16
Oh, wow. Holy heck. It's crazy. Also, Keezy's got a pigeon. Keezy on all wings looking over its beak with me. Keezy... And we're going to have to have a chat about this, about what we're going to do after it got absolutely hammered in its first race, coming in the bottom 25 out of 115. Shocking bastard, as I call it. But perhaps the most exciting thing that we've got on the show today, fellas, what's for Tea New Zealand or what's on the dinner with me, old Keezy?
Mike Minogue 3:47
But that's not for two hours.
Karl Urban 3:48
So fire us through on 3483. What are you having for dinner? It's way too early. We'll give a few teasers around that as well, a little bit of a taste here and there. And, yeah, love to see what you're going to be ramming in your gob, New Zealand. Let us know.
Mike Minogue 4:01
Yeah, we'll get into that in two hours' time.
Karl Urban 4:03
I love me a Tuesday night.
Jason Hoyte 4:06
What's on the dinner with me, Keezy? How good?
Jase Hoyte 4:09
Here's Foo Fighters. The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.

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