FULL SHOW: Sleeping Over With Me, Keyzie

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What happened in the opening “date afterglow” segment?

Jase Hoyte 0:00
The Hot I keep big show show. Thanks to Craveworthy Street Food, freshly made with reburger. This is B the Horace.
Jason Hoyte 0:12
Really big with Jason Hoyt, Mike Monogue, and Keasey. Oh, g'day you mad bastards. Great to have your company this gloomy Thursday afternoon. It is the 3rd of September 2026 and you my friends, as always, listening to the big show brought to you by Reburgy.
Mike Minogue 0:29
Handcrafted burgers, loaded fries, and gourmet eats that will change the game.
Jason Hoyte 0:37
Yeah, great stuff, great stuff. Uh speaking of great stuff, I tell you what, uh I've had a few walks around the city today, she's heating up. I'm getting I'm getting spring vibes and I'm looking across the uh studio desk here and I see old Mogie's down to his t shirt and I love that. I love it. I just love it. Um, how are you going, Mogey,
Karl Urban 0:57
you stallion? Oh, I'm not going very grouse, you mad dog, you sick son of a bee. Bit a bit tired lately, man. I've been a bit tired in the dark. Uh pretty good sleep last night. Yes. But I don't know, busy brain or what's going on there. I've got really buffy hair at the moment, which is terrible. Uh I've got an appointment for it, Keesy, so I'm gonna sort it out, brother, but it just sort of brings me down, you know? People don't wanna be looking at old Mogey with his buffy here. Nobody likes buffy here. You buff head? Speaking of buffy here. It's old Keyzy over there. Key
Mike Minogue 1:28
Z got a hat on at the moment, cause he's got a case of the Buffy here. Have you got a K for
Karl Urban 1:32
case of the Booths?
Mike Minogue 1:33
Yeah, I got a K for the Booths.
Karl Urban 1:38
Well have you got a uh an appointment booked in? Monday. That's too far away for you, man, 'cause that he's a shocking bastard.
Mike Minogue 1:45
Okay. Uh good is wrong with you two. Go, good death. Me and Mogie are on a good date. We're just vibing,
Karl Urban 1:53
man. We went out on a date last night. Well you we're sort of gr glowing in the aftermath of the But
Jason Hoyte 1:58
you're not in a buzz. You're both bitching about oh my hair's not right. And then you bagged our hair as well. Well, only because you were bagging.
Mike Minogue 2:05
Exactly. How are you, Jace? Yeah, I'm great, thanks.
Jason Hoyte 2:09
Feeling really good, my hair's looking sharp ass.
Karl Urban 2:12
I was just gonna say man, pretty shocking on the buffness.
Jason Hoyte 2:16
Uh but no very well thanks, fellas, can't complain. Oh good. Hey uh what's coming up on the show, Mogy? What's happening on the big show with old Moge?
Karl Urban 2:30
Fellas, it's another opportunity to get yourself into the uh draw for our would you rather competition we're running at the moment, you could be going to the football final in Sydney, or you could be going to Mount Panorama for the big race. We're being very vague about it, but it's wires or cars essentially keys and out for the cuticle and you could be up with a chance to win, man. Um outside of that, I notice here on our document, because we run a document, it says uh Mogey sharpens his pencil. Oh. No idea what that means, but we'll get into that later on, fellas. And uh coming up next, Keasey had a hot date, not just with me, but with an Uber driver.
Mike Minogue 3:04
Well, I didn't have a date with an Uber driver. Well,
Karl Urban 3:06
did you call him up and did he come over? I didn't call him, I missed his head. Yeah, you missed all making sense now.
Jason Hoyte 3:12
Thank you. The hooded eyes, the messy hair, the stubble. Um putting the pieces together.
Mike Minogue 3:17
Yeah, I
Jase Hoyte 3:18
shagged the Uber driver, yeah. Oh wow. There's the
Jason Hoyte 3:20
black keys.
Jase Hoyte 3:22
The Hodaki Big Show. Weekdays from four on Radio Hodaki.
Mike Minogue 3:33
Hey uh fellas, can you get your opinion on something?
Jason Hoyte 3:36
Probably.
Mike Minogue 3:37
Something that uh happened to me. So I Ubing I Urban here today, right?
Karl Urban 3:42
Yeah, why d why did you do that, Keith?
Mike Minogue 3:43
Uh because I'm
Karl Urban 3:44
got a few bears in you.
Mike Minogue 3:45
I'm judging uh a battle of the bands type thing tonight. Yeah, right. How good. Which and the role does involve me getting free bears.
Karl Urban 3:51
Right, me? Yeah, wow. But they did say
Mike Minogue 3:54
hey, responsibly, and I said of course. Yes. Is
Karl Urban 3:56
that why you got your Tony jacket on? 'Cause it's like pretty rock and roll. Yeah, it's pretty cute.
Mike Minogue 4:00
Hey Is that what? Yeah, that's right.
Karl Urban 4:05
Okay, I'm up to speed.
Mike Minogue 4:06
Yeah, yeah, cool. And that stuff's really p it's important you know that stuff 'cause it's crucial to the story. Came outside, right? The Uber's outside.

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