FULL SHOW: State Of Honesty
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What are the show's opening bits, sponsor shoutouts and introductions?
The Hauraki Big Show. Thanks to crave-worthy street food. Freshly made with Reburger. While Jerry and Minaya are sitting and sipping in the Kuru Lounge, Jace, Mike and Keezy have flown in. Big Show! From the Hauraki Big Show.
Don't fight it. It's time to go up a size. This is the biggest. The biggest. The biggest. This is the biggest. Our biggest.
If you could all be upstanding for the National Anthem. Are we going to do this every day? I think so. Okay. Got pride in your nation every day, Keezy, man? I mean, I guess so. Just seems weird is all I'm saying. Feels good to me.
Shapeshifters should do a cover of this. They should. It's got all the elements here.
See, I would...
Let's go. Come on now. Oh, g'day, you mad bastards. Great to have your company this Thursday morning. It is the 9th of July, 2026. And you, my friends, are listening to the big show brought to you by Bunnings Trade. Get your painting job sorted with Bunnings Trade, man. They've got you covered. Bunnings Trade. I don't really like painting. I'll be honest with you. If I was going to get some painting done, Gizzy, I'd hire somebody. That's okay. As would I, Mogi. As would I. Well, if you do end up doing that, make sure you tell that person. Bunnings trade for their paint supplies. Well, I'm not going to give them their business. The only thing that I don't really like about breakfast, doing, you know, the breakfast show, is that you tend to wear a lot more clothes, Mogi.
In the afternoon, you've got your T-shirt on. Now you're wearing a massive sort of jersey. I can't see the contours of your body, but... How are you, you stallion? I'm going pretty grousey, you mad dog, you sick son of a bee. And I can tell you hoity jizz that underneath this sweater is a ripped muscular body. Oh, you don't need to tell me that. I know. Simply yearning for your embrace. How you going, Keezy, you mad dog? Yeah, good. Speaking of wearing heaps of clothes. Yeah, I got a hoodie on.
Yeah, man.
And your prison jacket. And a jacket as well. Oh, Keezy's got two items. Well, three. I've got a T-shirt underneath because it's cold. Well, I haven't seen the prison jacket for a long, long time. I wore it last week. Did you? Yeah. I don't think so, Keezy. I would have noted that. You must have taken it off before you came into the studio. No. Is that possible? No, this is not a Hoy DJ boots. I'm ashamed to wear it in the studio situation. I wore it last week. Right. I did because I got a compliment on it. By who? One of the makeup ladies. Oh, yeah. An inmate. Yeah. Nice jacket, boy. For the listeners to say, it's just a denim jacket with white stripes on it. How are you, Jase? Yeah, I'm not too bad, fellas. You know, just struggling along.
Very much looking forward to the long weekend, I've got to be honest with you. Oh, yeah. Hey, Mogi.
How good?
What's coming up on the show, man?
Coming up on the Holakey Breakfast.
Sweet. Jeez, man. We've maxed that out. Was that a fart sound on the sting there? I hope not. That'd be very immature. Fellas, it's another day, another opportunity to get yourself $250 with the pie that pays. It is Bear and Pie of July. Yeah. We're doing it with Dad's Pie. Listen out for the cuticle. Listen out for the pirate. Jump on the phone. You could win some cash, cash, cash to spend on the piss, piss, piss on the weekend, weekend, weekend. Also, we're doing the throbber today, fellas. Oh! Throb is on. So only your most hardcore metal songs, please, because people love that shit in the morning. Oh, the audience are going to choose again? Is that the deal?
No.
Yeah, we're going to do it. Oh. Sorry, Jason. No, no, that's all G. Is it? And later on we'll be talking to Charlie Gubb, the great warrior. We'll be previewing the Warriors game tomorrow night against the West Tigers. How good. In the meantime, here's the Raconteurs.
The Hauraki Big Show, weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
Yes, indeed, the Chemical Brothers there on the Big Show breakfast this Thursday morning.
The time is 16 minutes past 6 o'clock, which means it's time for... Come on, man.
Hey, guys. Text here from Steve. What's on the breakfast?
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Chapters
4 chapters
1
What are the show's opening bits, sponsor shoutouts and introductions?
0:00–8:11
2
How do hosts introduce prizes, games and listener interactions early in the show?
8:11–15:27
3
What are listeners saying about breakfast choices and odd food habits on-air?
15:27–31:57
4
How did the hosts recap and react to last night's State of Origin match?
31:57–1:03:51