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What new phone did Jase get and how does he feel about it?
The Hodaki Big Show. Thanks to crave-worthy street food. Freshly made with Reburger. Don't fight it. It's time to go up a size. This is the biggest. The biggest. The biggest. This is the biggest. Our biggest show. The Hodaki Big Show. With Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy.
Oh, g'day, you mad bastards. Great to have your company on this very chilly Wednesday afternoon. It is the 17th of June, 2026.
What legal issues is Keezy facing and how can he resolve them?
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No, we should start off, shouldn't we, fellas? No Mogi today or tomorrow. He's at a business conference.
A business conference. Whatever that means.
Yeah, whatever that means. So if you do see him around the place, text us on 3483 and let us know. So with that in mind, instead of looking across the desk and seeing the stud Mogi, I'm seeing old Keezy. in his prison jacket, looking very wrapped up. But how are you, you mad bastard?
Yeah, going pretty grouse, you rogue stallion, you sick son of a bee.
How does Pugs incorporate roleplay into his daily life?
I'm going to be honest, Jase, I'm in a great mood today. I have been at home with the heater on. Yeah, nice. Doing a few little odd jobs around the house. Had a delicious butter chicken curry for lunch, which my wife made with a fresh naan with it as well. Oh. High spirits, no mogey, drops me down a wee bit. Sure. But far out being here with you fellas, man. You're fizzed. It's the icing on top of the cake. I can see that, Keezy. Speaking of cake.
Yeah. Pugs is caked up, baby.
What are the highlights of the NRL Grand Final event?
I tell you what, he's got the guns out. He's got his tight black tee on. Yeah. Looking good.
And Puck's on. G'day, fellas. I'm always grateful to be here with you guys. And, you know, as I say, I wish it was better circumstances for me to be in the seat. Mogi not here. But thank you very much for your kind compliments. I didn't realise I was caked up like that.
It will never be good circumstances. It'll always be someone's away. Yeah, totally. You know what I mean?
What are the best practices for a fruit bowl?
Like, the good circumstances for you would be, oh, Mogi's been given the sack. That would be really good. That'd be great. Thank you, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But also on that front, Pogsan, it's not like he's dying or anything. Yeah. I mean, he's just away. I mean, I wish it was better circumstances. I mean, you're overplaying that a little bit, to be fair.
No, I'm just missing. The only thing he's overplaying is that absolute cake he's got. Yeah, yeah.
Can I just say, also great to ascend to tight black teeth status. Yeah, totally, man.
Never been that guy.
What funny stories arise from packing lunches?
You're looking great, mate. Thanks, Chase. I'm fine, by the way, fellas, and yes, I do look sharp. Hey, Keezy. What's up? What's coming up on the show, mate?
What's happening on The Big Show with Old Mogi? Slash old Keezy. Coming up on the show, another chance to get yourself in the draw to join G-Lane, Minaya Stewart, Jeremy Wells flying over to Sydney there for the NRL Grand Final. Listen out for that cue to call. Get ready to call 0800 HODUCKY when you hear it. Fellas, I've got a legal conundrum. Yes. I wouldn't mind a bit of advice around that a little later on in the show. But coming up next, Jase, I want to hear about the exciting news that is your phone upgrade.
How do the hosts feel about heights and the upcoming Sky Tower event?
Oh, is that next? Is that? Okay, yeah, good. I want to hear all about it, Jason. Look at this beautiful bastard.
Yeah. Look at him. Well, if you didn't hear it go off before, he clearly hasn't figured out the silent function. Oh, have you not? Yeah, no.
Yeah, I still, oh, there's a lot going on that I haven't figured out, Pugs. But we'll get into that. In the meantime, here's Lincoln Park.
The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
What delicious meals are the hosts planning for dinner?
Yes, indeed. Radiohead there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this blustery Wednesday afternoon. The time is 13 minutes past 4 o'clock. And if you've just joined us, by the way, no mogi today. He's away on a business conference. Certainly is. I think it's just a massive orgy for two days. But I don't want to cast aspersions here. It could be. It could be business. But listen, fellas, I just wanted to address something because I was a little bit concerned.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What new phone did Jase get and how does he feel about it?
0:00–0:29
2
What legal issues is Keezy facing and how can he resolve them?
0:29–1:17
3
How does Pugs incorporate roleplay into his daily life?
1:17–1:44
4
What are the highlights of the NRL Grand Final event?
1:44–2:11
5
What are the best practices for a fruit bowl?
2:11–2:36
6
What funny stories arise from packing lunches?
2:36–3:17
7
How do the hosts feel about heights and the upcoming Sky Tower event?
3:17–3:41
8
What delicious meals are the hosts planning for dinner?
3:41–52:10