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The Hauraki Big Show

FULL SHOW: Tech-spert Jizzbot

17 Jun 2026

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Chapter 1: What new phone did Jase get and how does he feel about it?

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The Hodaki Big Show. Thanks to crave-worthy street food. Freshly made with Reburger. Don't fight it. It's time to go up a size. This is the biggest. The biggest. The biggest. This is the biggest. Our biggest show. The Hodaki Big Show. With Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy.

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20.483 - 29.183 Jason Hoyte

Oh, g'day, you mad bastards. Great to have your company on this very chilly Wednesday afternoon. It is the 17th of June, 2026.

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Chapter 2: What legal issues is Keezy facing and how can he resolve them?

29.805 - 34.796 Jason Hoyte

And you, my friends, as always, listening to The Big Show, brought to you by Reburg Gear.

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Serving good times and good food. Dine in or take away Reburg Gear today. Please.

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41.408 - 47.458 Jason Hoyte

No, we should start off, shouldn't we, fellas? No Mogi today or tomorrow. He's at a business conference.

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48.5 - 53.227 Mike Minogue

A business conference. Whatever that means.

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53.248 - 73.359 Jason Hoyte

Yeah, whatever that means. So if you do see him around the place, text us on 3483 and let us know. So with that in mind, instead of looking across the desk and seeing the stud Mogi, I'm seeing old Keezy. in his prison jacket, looking very wrapped up. But how are you, you mad bastard?

73.659 - 76.784 Mike Minogue

Yeah, going pretty grouse, you rogue stallion, you sick son of a bee.

Chapter 3: How does Pugs incorporate roleplay into his daily life?

77.705 - 97.593 Mike Minogue

I'm going to be honest, Jase, I'm in a great mood today. I have been at home with the heater on. Yeah, nice. Doing a few little odd jobs around the house. Had a delicious butter chicken curry for lunch, which my wife made with a fresh naan with it as well. Oh. High spirits, no mogey, drops me down a wee bit. Sure. But far out being here with you fellas, man. You're fizzed.

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97.613 - 101.058 Mike Minogue

It's the icing on top of the cake. I can see that, Keezy. Speaking of cake.

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101.619 - 103.802 Jason Hoyte

Yeah. Pugs is caked up, baby.

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Chapter 4: What are the highlights of the NRL Grand Final event?

104.122 - 110.852 Jason Hoyte

I tell you what, he's got the guns out. He's got his tight black tee on. Yeah. Looking good.

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And Puck's on. G'day, fellas. I'm always grateful to be here with you guys. And, you know, as I say, I wish it was better circumstances for me to be in the seat. Mogi not here. But thank you very much for your kind compliments. I didn't realise I was caked up like that.

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126.415 - 131.104 Mike Minogue

It will never be good circumstances. It'll always be someone's away. Yeah, totally. You know what I mean?

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Chapter 5: What are the best practices for a fruit bowl?

131.124 - 138.378 Mike Minogue

Like, the good circumstances for you would be, oh, Mogi's been given the sack. That would be really good. That'd be great. Thank you, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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138.398 - 146.555 Jason Hoyte

But also on that front, Pogsan, it's not like he's dying or anything. Yeah. I mean, he's just away. I mean, I wish it was better circumstances. I mean, you're overplaying that a little bit, to be fair.

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146.575 - 151.605 Mike Minogue

No, I'm just missing. The only thing he's overplaying is that absolute cake he's got. Yeah, yeah.

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Can I just say, also great to ascend to tight black teeth status. Yeah, totally, man.

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156.033 - 156.775 Jason Hoyte

Never been that guy.

Chapter 6: What funny stories arise from packing lunches?

156.915 - 166.192 Jason Hoyte

You're looking great, mate. Thanks, Chase. I'm fine, by the way, fellas, and yes, I do look sharp. Hey, Keezy. What's up? What's coming up on the show, mate?

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169.719 - 188.009 Mike Minogue

What's happening on The Big Show with Old Mogi? Slash old Keezy. Coming up on the show, another chance to get yourself in the draw to join G-Lane, Minaya Stewart, Jeremy Wells flying over to Sydney there for the NRL Grand Final. Listen out for that cue to call. Get ready to call 0800 HODUCKY when you hear it. Fellas, I've got a legal conundrum. Yes.

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188.309 - 197.185 Mike Minogue

I wouldn't mind a bit of advice around that a little later on in the show. But coming up next, Jase, I want to hear about the exciting news that is your phone upgrade.

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Chapter 7: How do the hosts feel about heights and the upcoming Sky Tower event?

197.165 - 203.859 Jason Hoyte

Oh, is that next? Is that? Okay, yeah, good. I want to hear all about it, Jason. Look at this beautiful bastard.

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Yeah. Look at him. Well, if you didn't hear it go off before, he clearly hasn't figured out the silent function. Oh, have you not? Yeah, no.

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210.051 - 216.945 Jason Hoyte

Yeah, I still, oh, there's a lot going on that I haven't figured out, Pugs. But we'll get into that. In the meantime, here's Lincoln Park.

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The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.

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Chapter 8: What delicious meals are the hosts planning for dinner?

221.272 - 243.251 Jason Hoyte

Yes, indeed. Radiohead there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this blustery Wednesday afternoon. The time is 13 minutes past 4 o'clock. And if you've just joined us, by the way, no mogi today. He's away on a business conference. Certainly is. I think it's just a massive orgy for two days. But I don't want to cast aspersions here. It could be. It could be business.

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243.652 - 263.069 Jason Hoyte

But listen, fellas, I just wanted to address something because I was a little bit concerned. Pugs aren't obviously filling in there for old Mogi Kizi. Hello. Old Mogi Kizi. And... I was inundated on my new phone today. Can I just say the clarity on my messages, my video? It's so much better.

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263.089 - 265.534 Mike Minogue

Amazing not having to look through sellotape. It is.

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265.815 - 270.826 Jason Hoyte

Because there was always that big sort of bit that was coming off and it was right in the middle of the screen.

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270.846 - 271.869 Mike Minogue

It was a shambles. It was a shambles.

272.109 - 298.574 Jason Hoyte

Anyway, I got pummeled. early this morning by just a tidal wave of reels from old Pugsan. Right. What was the calibre of the reels? I've got to be honest with you, because I don't really want to get into it, but... Pretty filthy. I can tell you if you like, Keezy. Hang on here, Pugs. You know the ones, they're not mogi kind of reels with, you know.

298.774 - 302.899 Jason Hoyte

Not like a horse with a giant downstairs or a monkey with boozies or something.

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Or a rhinoceros doing poos. That's right.

304.802 - 315.235 Jason Hoyte

I mean, let me put it this way. I know now without any question of a doubt what Pugsan finds attractive in other people.

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