FULL SHOW: The Inspection
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
The Hodaki Big Show. Thanks to crave-worthy street food. Freshly made with Reburger.
Welcome to The Hodaki Big Show. Really big. With Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keith.
Oh, g'day, you mad bastard. It's great to have your company on this glorious Monday afternoon. It is the 29th of June, 2026. And you, my friends, as always, listening to The Big Show, brought to you by Reburger.
What favor does Jase need from his friends?
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So good, fellas. So good. Speaking of which, old Moogie with us. You're running a kind of biker kind of look today with your denim jacket and your hoodie on underneath, a bit of stubble going on.
What happened during the 3rd Test match between England and New Zealand?
Looking hot, mate. How's life?
Going pretty grousey, you mad dog. Oh, sounding hot too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, going good, man. Well, I was actually wanting to talk to you guys about getting the hairy scrotes back together. Yeah, our biker gang.
How did Mike's weekend celebrations go?
Yeah, biker gang. From four years ago. Are you guys both... The government made us shut it down. Yeah, right.
What insights does Keyzie share about Engelbert?
Yeah, yeah. But are you both hog owners now? Well, no, mine's on backorder, and from the sounds of it, I had a yarn to them today. It was either going to be available in October or December. Oh.
It's quite a long way away. Mine's been available since the early 70s. Yeah. Yeah. It just doesn't run sometimes, but that's all G. And no one wants to ride it. Well, I want to ride it. How are you going, Keezy? Yeah, pretty good, man. Not too bad at all. Had a lovely weekend.
What birthday surprises did Mogey's daughter have?
The weather's been bloody good. Can't complain.
Can't complain, man.
What are the latest updates on the Rugby League?
And I've got to say to the audience, old Keezy has a very, very swish hairdo.
Stop calling it a hairdo. It's a haircut. Can I say he's very smart?
He's very, very smart. Very corporate.
I'm not corporate. What are you talking about? Very sensible young man. Sensible. Thank you. That's fine. Sensible's fine. I am a sensible young man. You are. Jase, you look great, mate. And you said you were going to stop wearing hats because you've decided you've got lovely hair. Yes. And you've made good on that promise on day one.
Yeah, and I've just got to apologise to you fellas. They didn't wear the boots today. They're not in rotation for the Monday.
That's no drama at all, man. I'd actually forgotten about them. So I'll be wearing the boots tomorrow. First thing I checked when I walked in today, oh, no boots.
Well, the thing was, I wore them all weekend, fellas.
Yeah, and if you're just joining us, you don't know what we're talking about. Jase has got a ridiculous new pair of boots. Yeah. They're beige colour. But I like them. Oh, who doesn't? Yeah, because I said I would stop insulting them, remember?
They're real head-turners.
Yeah, they are. Yeah, yeah. In a good way.
Hey, speaking of head-turning, what's coming up on the show, Mokey?
What's happening on The Big Show with Old Mogi? The winner for the massive Export Ultra Bear Garden Tour will be announced this Wednesday, 8.15 or 8.45 in the morning, I think, on The Breakfast Show there, fellas. You're going to have to tune in to find out. So only a couple of days left to get into that draw. Stay tuned for the queue to call. And also, fellas, we've got Charlie Gubb. We'll be chatting a little bit of Waz. Yeah, man. We are also going to be chatting a little bit of the third test, England versus the Blackcaps over there at Trent Bridge. Ben Stokes. Extraordinary day of cricket. An absolutely unbelievable day of cricket. Ben Stokes has retired mid-test.
Yeah, so that's unheard of, right? Mid-test. Yes, very odd. And so even for non-cricketing fans, this is an interesting situation.
Do you know what it would be like, Keezy? It would be like Adi Sarver announcing at halftime during a Springboks test that he was quitting the game and that was going to be his last game.
When he's still playing pretty good.
He's literally still playing. Oh, wow.
Do you know what it'd be like, fellas? What? It'd be like if Hoity J, in the middle of the opening slot of the show, said, fellas, I'm done. This is my last voice break.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–0:30
2
What favor does Jase need from his friends?
0:30–0:55
3
What happened during the 3rd Test match between England and New Zealand?
0:55–1:08
4
How did Mike's weekend celebrations go?
1:08–1:13
5
What insights does Keyzie share about Engelbert?
1:13–1:40
6
What birthday surprises did Mogey's daughter have?
1:40–1:43
7
What are the latest updates on the Rugby League?
1:43–5:32
8
How does the improv segment relate to Jase's flat inspection?
5:32–55:13