FULL SHOW: The Last Brekky
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What happens during the show introduction and why is today special?
The Hauraki Big Show. Thanks to crave-worthy street food. Freshly made with Reburger. While Jerry and Minaya are off on school holidays. Here come the fellas. It's Jace, Mike and Keezy from the Hauraki Big Show.
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Oh, g'day you mad bastards. Great to have your company this Friday morning. It is the 17th of July, 2026. And you're listening to The Big Show Breakfast. Brought to you by Bunnings Trade.
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How are you going there, Mogi, you massive rogue stallion? How's life?
Going pretty grousey, you mad dog. You sick son of a bee. You're absolutely frothing about the weekend, fellas. Huge amount of sport coming up. Oh, yeah. Gonna be sinking my fair share of the old brewskies, if you know what I'm saying, Keezy. Now you're talking. Now you're talking. Completely irresponsibly. Where are you up to with that, by the way? I'm on the wagon.
I just... I might stop vaping, too, actually.
Oh, my God. Don't even start.
How are you going, Keezy? Because you said when you came in today you're feeling a bit wary on it. Yeah, how are you, brother? You seem to have picked up quite a lot, man. You're a little bit down in the mouth.
Yeah, I think down in the mouth. Yeah.
Your mouth was a bit down. Was it? On the corners, down in the mouth. Oh, frowny. It's like you had a stroke. No, sad face, not frowny.
Oh, so one half was down.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sort of a little bit wonky. Because, you know, you come in here with your slurred speech, I start thinking, he's either pissed or he's had another stroke.
Yeah, neither, unfortunately. Unfortunately. Just my face.
Yeah.
So what's happened is I came in and said, man, I'm tired this morning. And then instantly, Hoity J and Old Mogie there have just gone to town on Keezie at the podcast outro. And it appears to still be carrying on. Yeah. Because part of my face is drooping. Apparently.
What a great way to wake up. Fellas, it's our last day of doing breakfast.
I tell you what, fellas, I've genuinely enjoyed it. I haven't enjoyed the four o'clock wake up. But I like my sort of morning walk now in town at that time of the day. The rats scurrying all over the place. Seeing the fellas droopy faces when I walk in. It's good stuff.
I guess the sad thing about it, particularly for the listeners, is next week Matt and Jerry are back.
Matt and Jerry?
That's him.
Or is Matt coming back?
It's pretty early. Matt and Gerry, wow. Big news, we're announcing it here first. Yeah, good. Mania and Gerry, of course.
And I think Kirby's back on time.
Yeah, Kirby's back. It looks like Mania's having a lovely time in Sido. Yeah. But wouldn't it be lovely for the audience out there just to send us your texts of support? Tell us how much you've enjoyed having us this week, or not. The opposite, if you like. Yeah, it's generally been the opposite. Yeah, criticise us. Send us out with our tail between our legs so we never come back.
I did, because I'm on the same group chat as Minaya and Dai Henwood at Rugby League Chitty Chat. And Dai was just like, can't wait for you to come back, Minaya. It's been four hours of the big show talking about Keezy's button mushroom and hot pots. And I was like, it's not incorrect.
Yeah, it's good stuff. I tell you what is good stuff. Let's get into it, shall we? A bit of music. How about some Smashing Pumpkins, fellas? Yes, please.
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Smashing Pumpkins there on The Big Show Breakfast this Friday morning. The time is 10 minutes past 6 o'clock and the texts are pouring in on 3483.
Yeah, man. For some reason, we asked people to say how we've been going on breakfast. Yeah. Just so we can sort of... Well, that's right.
It's sort of a nice way to round off our stint here on mornings, replacing Mania and Jerry while they're swanning about all around the world. And just, you know, how do you think we've been going?
3483. Totally. Let us know. You guys have been horrible.
Was that a text, was it?
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What happens during the show introduction and why is today special?
0:00–9:49
2
How do listeners rate Keezy, Jase and Mogi on breakfast this week?
9:49–12:47
3
What is 'What's On The Brekky' and what breakfast items do listeners share?
12:47–28:40
4
What are the latest sport headlines and Trade of the Day announcement?
28:40–58:07
5
How does The Big Poll ask listeners to choose between the Warriors and the All Blacks?
58:07–1:10:14