OUTRO: A Dog With A Vape

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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

Mike Minogue 0:00
For all you mad bastards loving the Big Show podcast. Get up even closer.
Keezy 0:07
On Instagram, YouTube and TikTok.
Unknown 0:09
Or raw doggies.
Keezy 0:11
Four to seven every weekday. On Radio Huracan.
Jason Hoyte 0:15
Bad boy. Hello. How do you always get phlegm in your throat whenever you say fellas now? No, I don't. Yeah, you do. You go fellas. Eyes to the front, Keezy. You know I was looking at you that whole time and don't even know who you were talking about.
Mike Minogue 0:28
Come on, man. You're a shocking bastard. It's because I don't smoke cigarettes anymore that I get the phlegm. It's loosened up all the phlegm in my lungs.
Jason Hoyte 0:41
See, what you've done there is you've found a negative from giving up the darts. It's like you're prepping yourself to get back on the darts so that you don't have that phlegm in your throat. I was tempted the other day, actually, because I walked past.
Mike Minogue 0:51
For the darts. Yeah, for the darts, because I walked past a dude and I just got a waft and went, oh, yeah, that's right. I can't be fucked with this, man. Yeah, the old darts. Yeah, they're good, man. But nah, not going to happen, man. Not going to happen. Nah. And can I just say that the vape, because you buy this two-pack of vapes.

How does giving up smoking impact your health?

Mike Minogue 1:10
You sure do, man. And it's $20. It's a bargain.
Keezy 1:14
How long was one of those last year?
Mike Minogue 1:16
Well, that's what I was going to say.
Keezy 1:17
It would last me two and a half, three days.
Mike Minogue 1:19
Yeah, about two or three days is about my average. This pack's lasted me six days. Wow. That's pretty good. That's really good. It's about to run out now, actually, but I've got my Nicorette, so we're all G. I am tapering quite a lot.
Jason Hoyte 1:33
Hell yeah, man. May's not far away. We've still got 13 days. He's eating it up, man.
Mike Minogue 1:38
He's eating it up. I am not going to let you down, Keezy. Thanks, man.
Jason Hoyte 1:42
I believe in you, man.
Keezy 1:43
I am going to fucking. Where is he?
Mike Minogue 1:45
I am going to nail this, man. Thank you.
Jason Hoyte 1:49
I feel so good. I know the good thing about this time is. It's different. It's different from the last time. It's like battered wives.
Keezy 1:55
You know, this time will be different.

What are the challenges faced when quitting smoking?

Jason Hoyte 1:58
It's going to be different.
Keezy 1:59
I promise, honestly.
Jason Hoyte 2:00
He's saying all the right things.
Keezy 2:01
He is saying all the right things. And the thing is, Keezy, like a battered wife, you love him.
Jason Hoyte 2:05
Oh, yeah.
Keezy 2:06
You believe in his ability to change despite all the evidence to the contrary. True, true.
Jason Hoyte 2:12
I'm not a battered wife, am I, Jase?
Mike Minogue 2:14
Shut up! Nah, Keezy, it's all going to be good, man. Me and you, we're going to be rolling in the cash.
Keezy 2:21
I guess the issue that I've got, the hill that I've got, the mountain, really, that I've got to climb, is that you're a pathological liar. So we need to determine, I think there needs to be a blood test, actually, to determine whether you're going to be on your patches, which I'm happy with. I'm fine with a patch.
Mike Minogue 2:38
No, I think we can trust Jase's word. I never said I was going to be on patches. Not a bad idea, though, Mogi. Though I did find that the patches made me itchy. That's right, sorry. I've got the Nicorette.
Jason Hoyte 2:52
So, because last time he admitted to having a dart and had to shout us a curry night, remember?
Keezy 2:57
Oh, yeah.
Jason Hoyte 2:58
He admitted to having half a dart like two days after starting. He admitted it.
Keezy 3:02
That's right.
Jason Hoyte 3:02
So we can trust you, right?
Keezy 3:03
Yeah, totally, man.
Jason Hoyte 3:04
I mean, we can't because he lied to us last time.
Keezy 3:06
He lied through his teeth day after day after day about the vaping.

How does vaping compare to smoking cigarettes?

Jason Hoyte 3:10
So I think his wife, who has recently quit her job, so will have more free time to sort of keep an eye on him.
Mike Minogue 3:16
Keep an eye on him.
Jason Hoyte 3:17
There's going to be a lot of lovemaking going on.
Mike Minogue 3:19
Sure there is, man.
Jason Hoyte 3:19
Sure there is. Just you. But I'm sure she'd keep an eye on you.
Keezy 3:24
Oh, yeah, no, I trust her. Totally. She said a lot of things about you at shoot of the night, and I believe them completely. 100% I believe all of them. Is that what you felt?
Mike Minogue 3:32
Yeah, 100%. She is very trustworthy. Just quietly, fellas. Just quite the line. She's got a dark side, I'll tell you.
Keezy 3:40
Yeah. Look at this. Trying to curry favour with the fellas by chucking his wife under the bus.
Jason Hoyte 3:46
Yeah, man. He'll sell out his number one supporter. I like it. No, I believe her. I also think if we were to call her on the show once a week and just check in, hey, have you noticed Jase vaping at all?

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