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The Hauraki Big Show

OUTRO: A Dog With A Vape

17 Apr 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

0.79 - 7.001 Mike Minogue

For all you mad bastards loving the Big Show podcast. Get up even closer.

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7.021 - 9.405 Keezy

On Instagram, YouTube and TikTok.

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9.746 - 11.208 Unknown

Or raw doggies.

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11.228 - 15.015 Keezy

Four to seven every weekday. On Radio Huracan.

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15.195 - 28.709 Jason Hoyte

Bad boy. Hello. How do you always get phlegm in your throat whenever you say fellas now? No, I don't. Yeah, you do. You go fellas. Eyes to the front, Keezy. You know I was looking at you that whole time and don't even know who you were talking about.

28.89 - 41.534 Mike Minogue

Come on, man. You're a shocking bastard. It's because I don't smoke cigarettes anymore that I get the phlegm. It's loosened up all the phlegm in my lungs.

41.554 - 51.251 Jason Hoyte

See, what you've done there is you've found a negative from giving up the darts. It's like you're prepping yourself to get back on the darts so that you don't have that phlegm in your throat. I was tempted the other day, actually, because I walked past.

51.271 - 70.846 Mike Minogue

For the darts. Yeah, for the darts, because I walked past a dude and I just got a waft and went, oh, yeah, that's right. I can't be fucked with this, man. Yeah, the old darts. Yeah, they're good, man. But nah, not going to happen, man. Not going to happen. Nah. And can I just say that the vape, because you buy this two-pack of vapes.

Chapter 2: How does giving up smoking impact your health?

70.966 - 73.69 Mike Minogue

You sure do, man. And it's $20. It's a bargain.

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74.371 - 76.154 Keezy

How long was one of those last year?

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76.174 - 77.395 Mike Minogue

Well, that's what I was going to say.

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77.476 - 79.178 Keezy

It would last me two and a half, three days.

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79.158 - 93.885 Mike Minogue

Yeah, about two or three days is about my average. This pack's lasted me six days. Wow. That's pretty good. That's really good. It's about to run out now, actually, but I've got my Nicorette, so we're all G. I am tapering quite a lot.

93.905 - 98.293 Jason Hoyte

Hell yeah, man. May's not far away. We've still got 13 days. He's eating it up, man.

98.313 - 102.039 Mike Minogue

He's eating it up. I am not going to let you down, Keezy. Thanks, man.

102.079 - 103.261 Jason Hoyte

I believe in you, man.

103.281 - 105.104 Keezy

I am going to fucking. Where is he?

Chapter 3: What are the challenges faced when quitting smoking?

118.504 - 119.265 Jason Hoyte

It's going to be different.

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119.285 - 120.287 Keezy

I promise, honestly.

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120.387 - 121.549 Jason Hoyte

He's saying all the right things.

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121.569 - 125.635 Keezy

He is saying all the right things. And the thing is, Keezy, like a battered wife, you love him.

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125.615 - 126.097 Jason Hoyte

Oh, yeah.

126.117 - 130.936 Keezy

You believe in his ability to change despite all the evidence to the contrary. True, true.

132.081 - 134.089 Jason Hoyte

I'm not a battered wife, am I, Jase?

134.17 - 141.423 Mike Minogue

Shut up! Nah, Keezy, it's all going to be good, man. Me and you, we're going to be rolling in the cash.

141.443 - 158.794 Keezy

I guess the issue that I've got, the hill that I've got, the mountain, really, that I've got to climb, is that you're a pathological liar. So we need to determine, I think there needs to be a blood test, actually, to determine whether you're going to be on your patches, which I'm happy with. I'm fine with a patch.

Chapter 4: How does vaping compare to smoking cigarettes?

190.948 - 196.695 Jason Hoyte

So I think his wife, who has recently quit her job, so will have more free time to sort of keep an eye on him.

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196.715 - 197.096 Mike Minogue

Keep an eye on him.

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197.116 - 199.038 Jason Hoyte

There's going to be a lot of lovemaking going on.

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199.058 - 199.759 Mike Minogue

Sure there is, man.

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199.779 - 204.648 Jason Hoyte

Sure there is. Just you. But I'm sure she'd keep an eye on you.

204.668 - 212.204 Keezy

Oh, yeah, no, I trust her. Totally. She said a lot of things about you at shoot of the night, and I believe them completely. 100% I believe all of them. Is that what you felt?

212.364 - 220.36 Mike Minogue

Yeah, 100%. She is very trustworthy. Just quietly, fellas. Just quite the line. She's got a dark side, I'll tell you.

220.601 - 226.81 Keezy

Yeah. Look at this. Trying to curry favour with the fellas by chucking his wife under the bus.

226.83 - 236.584 Jason Hoyte

Yeah, man. He'll sell out his number one supporter. I like it. No, I believe her. I also think if we were to call her on the show once a week and just check in, hey, have you noticed Jase vaping at all?

Chapter 5: What strategies can help in quitting smoking?

244.115 - 261.294 Keezy

That's what you said when you were still vaping. That was the line that you were telling. Because I remember saying to you, so what's your secret when the devil creeps into your head and starts saying to you, go on, man, just have one. What do you do? And you said, you looked me dead in the eye. A day at a time. It was an incredible piece. You said, I just wait it out.

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261.334 - 270.186 Keezy

I go for a little walk around and if I just forget a bit, if I give it five minutes, another thought will pop into my head. That's true. And all that time, Jase, sucking it hard.

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270.206 - 272.29 Jason Hoyte

Yeah, that was when he was lying. Unreal.

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272.371 - 273.673 Keezy

It was an incredible line.

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273.733 - 297.592 Mike Minogue

Can I just say that I did give up for four months everything. Everything. When was this? About a year and a half, two years ago. 100%, and I was so happy. And four months I gave up for, and that's what I did. I knew the way my brain works. I just need to go and do something else, and I'll forget that I wanted one.

297.752 - 303.48 Keezy

My point is not whether you can give up or not in this instance. My point was you lying to my face. Oh, yeah, totally.

304.658 - 312.598 Jason Hoyte

So when you gave up for four and a half months. Four months. Was that when you and I gave up? Yeah. Do you remember feeling way better?

Chapter 6: How do cravings affect the journey of quitting smoking?

313.741 - 325.12 Unknown

Not especially. Can I say that you're right about the phlegm?

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325.4 - 330.789 Keezy

So when you give up, you can smoke and the phlegm is fine, but when you stop smoking really weirdly, then your body starts clearing it.

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331.571 - 331.991 Mike Minogue

Oh, really?

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332.011 - 345.634 Keezy

Your lungs start getting cleared. For a while? For quite a while, depending on how long you've smoked. And it's funny, you know, like there's some smokers, like my... But you're a different smoker to me because I did get the smoker's cough and you never had one. I've never had it.

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345.614 - 352.764 Keezy

I'm almost grateful that I've got it because it's a sort of a sign that it's disgusting and my wife hears it and she thinks it's fucked.

352.924 - 357.411 Mike Minogue

But I know people that, you know, they'd get up in the morning and just be hacking their lungs out.

357.872 - 361.016 Jason Hoyte

And the thing is, though, Jase, that could be you one day. Could be me.

361.036 - 363.62 Keezy

Well, it would have been by now, you would have thought.

364.601 - 365.883 Mike Minogue

I'm almost tempted, you know.

Chapter 7: What role does support from friends play in quitting smoking?

402.477 - 403.359 Mike Minogue

You push through that.

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403.459 - 403.92 Keezy

Yeah, yeah.

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404.481 - 414.977 Mike Minogue

I mean, but what I could do is I could just call it now. I could just finish this one and just go, all right. Yeah. But I won't. No, of course you won't. But, I mean, I might. I might. No, you won't. We'll see how we go.

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415.578 - 422.029 Keezy

I believe in you, Jase. Thanks, man. It's so good. It's like having a dog.

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422.409 - 427.117 Jason Hoyte

Yeah, a really dumb dog who's so loyal. You come home and he's wagging his tail.

427.137 - 429.901 Keezy

That's right. Takes a kicking and just keeps on coming back.

429.921 - 436.892 Jason Hoyte

No, what it is is Jase is holding a ball and he keeps pretending he's throwing it. That's exactly right. And I just keep believing it.

436.912 - 437.333 Keezy

That's right.

437.313 - 438.555 Jason Hoyte

Where is it? Where is it?

Chapter 8: How can humor be used to cope with addiction challenges?

452.377 - 456.183 Jason Hoyte

Didn't know you were going to say that. But one day he would throw it, man. I know he will.

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456.384 - 463.195 Mike Minogue

It's difficult, Jase. Yeah, I know it's difficult. It's going to be a challenge. Can I say it's the hardest thing in the world? Yeah.

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463.215 - 469.79 Keezy

Certainly to give up. Yes. I don't crave the piss. It's the cigarettes at the moment. Yes.

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470.711 - 486.046 Mike Minogue

True that. I mean, the great Barry Humphries, you know, who was a ferocious alcoholic, Dame Edna, ferocious alcoholic. And, you know, that was the thing for him that he found by far the hardest thing to give up was the darts.

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486.066 - 488.048 Keezy

It's unreal. Sean Penn has just embraced it.

488.209 - 491.152 Mike Minogue

Yeah, he's just gone, yeah, fuck it. I love it. I'm just going to do it.

491.172 - 507.72 Keezy

Yeah, he said, and this is the kind of way that you can talk to yourself to make yourself believe anything. He said, I've gone with the motto, find something that you love and let it kill you. Yes. Great. And that's how he justifies it. That's how he justifies smoking a couple of packs a day. He looks pretty good doing it, to be fair to him.

507.86 - 519.413 Mike Minogue

Wow. Yeah, I mean, he's getting a bit free. For a way, he's 65 or something. He's pretty fucking cool for a 65-year-old. He looks pretty fit. He's a wrinkly old bastard now, though. But my...

519.882 - 528.974 Jason Hoyte

This is the guy that we were pretending was Jase. I have to find. In one battle after another. I have to find something else. Yeah, okay. Well, what is it?

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