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What small-talk about spice and chestiness opens the episode?

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Karl Urban 0:18
You all good, man?
Mike Minogue 0:22
Do you guys, after you eat something spicy, you get like a bit chesty?
Karl Urban 0:25
No.
Mike Minogue 0:25
I get phlegmy. No. It's like it dislodges something.
Karl Urban 0:30
I think it's inflaming you, Keezy. Yeah, it could be inflammation, actually. It's an allergy. It's not dislodging anything. It's your body doesn't like it because you get nasally and dribbly and chesty. But my body really likes it, though. Your tongue loves it.
Mike Minogue 0:45
Yeah. I had noodles last week. Right. I'm going to get them tomorrow from the noodle place we always go to.
Karl Urban 0:51
So you're going to have some kind of noodley Asian thing today and you're going to have the same tomorrow?
Mike Minogue 0:54
I actually didn't think about that. But I had noodles last week that were so good that I did that thing where you just go, what the fuck? I've never had noodles that taste this good. It's just fucked. You guys talk about noodles so much.
Jason Hoyte 1:06
I love noodles, man. I know. But it's the same thing, how much you love them. Yeah, how good noodles are. But your immune system. What about it? I think because it's always been a bit weakened from childhood, it's very sensitive to exterior forces. Right, okay. And I suspect you've got a couple of heavy lungs. Heavy lungs. Yes.
Mike Minogue 1:32
I would say the opposite. I've got weak lungs from having asthma as a kid.
Jason Hoyte 1:34
Well, that's what I mean because you're carrying a lot of mucus in them.
Mike Minogue 1:38
So they're just like bags of mucus.
Jason Hoyte 1:40
They're just these big sacks of mucus on your chest. Is that what they are? And then you have something spicy and chilly and it just loosens it up a bit and it just goes up. Worth it. Oh, yeah, totally. Yummy. Totally.
Karl Urban 1:53
Where is this place we're eating tonight, man? What's the guts there? Because we're all going to be dressed up to the absolute nines. What have you got for us, man?
Jason Hoyte 1:59
It's just a standee ramen joint. No, you said it was fucking amazing. No, I didn't. In fact, I said, what I said to you was, it's okay. Yeah, that's what he said.
Karl Urban 2:09
That is what he said. But the fact that we're all getting dressed up and going out, why are we going here if it's just okay?
Jason Hoyte 2:14
Well, I mean, it's more of a time issue. Right.

How do the hosts describe the noodle place and why is it memorable?

Jason Hoyte 2:18
Because it is a bit tight in terms of eating and then getting to the place. It's all very tight.
Mike Minogue 2:25
I also love the idea of getting dressed up. I've got a turtleneck out there that I might put on.
Karl Urban 2:30
You're not getting dressed up.
Mike Minogue 2:31
I might put it on. Yeah, a turtleneck. Come on, Mogi. And eating a ramen in a turtleneck. Yeah, good. You know what I mean? Is that a thing?
Jason Hoyte 2:39
Yeah. People do that. I am getting dressed up. I've got the most amazing boots. Are you going to wear them? Yeah, totally.
Mike Minogue 2:46
Okay, great, because my wife really wants to see them. Everybody does.
Karl Urban 2:50
Are you going to get people wanting selfies with your boots?
Mike Minogue 2:53
Can she have a photo of you with your boots on? Yeah, totally she can. Because she, like, really wants a photo.
Karl Urban 2:56
Oh, she wants to wear the boots. No, no, no. Nobody wants to wear the boots.
Mike Minogue 3:00
But that's as far, because she described she wants a photo of her, like, pointing at the boots. Laughing. With, like, a big open, like, surprise face. Like, oh, my God.
Jason Hoyte 3:08
He's actually wearing them? Yeah. No, like, wow, look at these. These are great. But that's as far as, like, go dress up wise. I might wear a nice jacket. Well, yeah, you wear a jacket. I don't want to go. You're not wearing a jacket. There's a lot of admin going on.
Karl Urban 3:21
I'm wearing a suit and tie. My wife's getting dressed up as well. So is my wife. That was all what I thought the plan was.
Jason Hoyte 3:26
We're not doing that anymore.
Mike Minogue 3:28
He's throbbering it.
Karl Urban 3:29
Yeah, exactly. He's just phoning it in. He's absolutely half-assed it. We've got a shit restaurant and you're not getting dressed up and you're wearing those boots.
Mike Minogue 3:35
And you're wearing those boots to rub salt in.
Jason Hoyte 3:37
You said you were going to the costume place. Did you do that? I'm not going on my own. I wanted all of us to go. Yeah. So you can't just put it on me. No, no, no. We're all wearing suits.

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