Chapter 1: What are the highlights of the Big Show podcast?
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The first nude woman I ever saw... Oh, God. ...was a penthouse that my mate Colin showed me.
Colin?
And I was too young to see it. Right. Because it was quite a full-on image. Yeah. And I was like 10 or something.
I think you're probably right.
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Chapter 2: What embarrassing childhood experiences are shared?
They're quite scarring, those images.
Hang on, Jase, before you one-up my story. Playboy is tasteful. It's like them lying there looking all hot, but whatever it is.
But it's not explicit. No, it's not explicit. It's soft core. It is.
And then Penthouse is like, yo, here is a big old member doing some shit.
Yeah.
And my mate was like, hey, check this out, man.
Well, Penthouse was more the leg spread, but then there was another one, which was Larry Flint. What was his one?
Oh. Wasn't that Penthouse?
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Chapter 3: How did a childhood incident involving a knife unfold?
No.
No, that was. The Woody Harrelson movie.
Yeah, and that was the one where they had Hustler. Oh, Hustler. That was the one where they had the sex scene.
Yeah, right, okay. Yeah. And I just, hang on. I was just going to say, carry on. It was scarring, because at the time I was reading mostly like K-Zone magazine, which is like for kids.
And Tom Hardy and, yeah, Famous Five.
Oh, no, that's quite old now. But yeah, and then all of a sudden it's just like, boom, check out this lady's. You know what I mean?
I had exactly the same experience with one of my ā and I was about 10 too.
Right, so it would have been like a scroll or something.
Yeah, and we had at our school, at our boarding school, we had what we called boot rooms where you'd keep all your boots. Oh, like a mud room, what do they call it? But he said, Jase, Jase, come and check this out, man. And it was a penthouse, and he showed me these pictures. And I still remember to this day just burning up with heat.
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Chapter 4: What was Jase's reaction during the stabbing incident?
Then he read the letters to the editor. Oh, made a little plan. Yeah, yeah. And then he...
Beat off.
This is a great New Year's special, by the way.
But I don't think I was beating off at that stage. I think we need to put a warning on the New Year's Eve special.
Oh, my God.
On a Friday, Friday's Uber night.
Takeaway night.
Yeah, it's a takeaway night. A special time. Yeah. And I just feel like at the moment I need some treats in my life.
Do you? Yeah. Well, yesterday was a sugar-free day, wasn't it?
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Chapter 5: What injuries did Jase sustain from the incident?
Is it one of those things where it's like, as long as my wife's not around, I can do whatever I want situations?
Well, she was there, actually. Well, she wasn't when you had your red bull.
So is that the way your diet's going, though?
Well, she actually got home and had a kombucha.
Yeah, that's fine.
Is that all right? 100%. And I said, yeah, that's all right, darling. But you know what was difficult, apart from the coffee, and I usually have a feed of Weet-Bix at the end of the night as well as my treat.
God.
With a pile of fucking brown sugar, so I couldn't have that. But what made matters worse was that we had three Kit Kats in the old fridge there and couldn't eat those as well, and I was having a real urge for sugar.
I'm amazed that you have one day a week where you don't eat sugar. Yeah. And that it's tough for you.
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Chapter 6: How did Jase's friends react to the stabbing?
You should. Nah. You should not be eating treats. Seven days a week and it's hard for you to go one day without. And in fact, if you haven't gone without, you had a Red Bull.
Sometimes, as I say, my treat is Wheat Bix, which I don't think is too excessive. I reckon it's all G. I mean, fair enough. Pulled up with sugar on it. Yeah, there's a fair amount of sugar on it. Yeah.
But... Let's say we had dinner and the dinner has like a sauce that you put on the whatever. That's sugary. Are you allowed that? Yeah, I think so. Yeah, right. So it's just treats.
Yeah, it's basically treats. If you've got a... What dinner has a sugar sauce on it? That's dessert.
No, like, you know, most of the sauces that you, like a HelloFresher or a Foodbox type situation, the sauce is usually quite sweet and sugary for the sugar.
Yeah, yeah. I, like, for example, when I take you fellas out for dinner, Hoity J won't be having any pudding.
No. No, because you're paying for it, so you'll... Yeah, you'll be trying to scrimp.
Yeah, you'll be trying to save as much money as possible. You'll say, oh, we won't have dessert tonight.
Some sugar-free.
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Chapter 7: What humorous moments occurred during the hospital visit?
And let me just put it on the record right now. There'll be no piss drinking either.
Oh, we'll be drinking piss all right.
Oh, fucking oath.
I'm going to fall off the wagon just for that occasion. Just smashing wines.
Jase, why don't you wean yourself off of sugar in your coffee Right.
Like an adult.
Yeah, like an adult, by the way.
Like a big boy.
It tastes so good without sugar in it. So you wean yourself off that and then you can have a Kit Kat. You know what I mean? You're not like tripling down on sugar.
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Chapter 8: What lessons can be learned from Jase's story?
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pretending to fight as our characters from D&D there.
Right. Can I just interject and ask you what your name was? Oh my God, I can't remember.
Were you like an elf or something? I can't remember my name.
You'd be a little druid.
Yeah, I think I was a druid. Were you Hoggle? A druid. And he would have been some sort of muscular hero type. Yeah, most druids are. No, not the druid. My mate was the warrior type.
Yeah, Aragorn sort of.
And we were seriously pretending to fight with all the sound effects.
I don't know what my... What was he armed with? What were you armed with?
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