OUTRO BITS: Jase Gets Stabbed
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The first nude woman I ever saw... Oh, God. ...was a penthouse that my mate Colin showed me.
Colin?
And I was too young to see it. Right. Because it was quite a full-on image. Yeah. And I was like 10 or something.
I think you're probably right.
What embarrassing childhood experiences are shared?
They're quite scarring, those images.
Hang on, Jase, before you one-up my story. Playboy is tasteful. It's like them lying there looking all hot, but whatever it is.
But it's not explicit. No, it's not explicit. It's soft core. It is.
And then Penthouse is like, yo, here is a big old member doing some shit.
Yeah.
And my mate was like, hey, check this out, man.
Well, Penthouse was more the leg spread, but then there was another one, which was Larry Flint. What was his one?
Oh. Wasn't that Penthouse?
How did a childhood incident involving a knife unfold?
No.
No, that was. The Woody Harrelson movie.
Yeah, and that was the one where they had Hustler. Oh, Hustler. That was the one where they had the sex scene.
Yeah, right, okay. Yeah. And I just, hang on. I was just going to say, carry on. It was scarring, because at the time I was reading mostly like K-Zone magazine, which is like for kids.
And Tom Hardy and, yeah, Famous Five.
Oh, no, that's quite old now. But yeah, and then all of a sudden it's just like, boom, check out this lady's. You know what I mean?
I had exactly the same experience with one of my – and I was about 10 too.
Right, so it would have been like a scroll or something.
Yeah, and we had at our school, at our boarding school, we had what we called boot rooms where you'd keep all your boots. Oh, like a mud room, what do they call it? But he said, Jase, Jase, come and check this out, man. And it was a penthouse, and he showed me these pictures. And I still remember to this day just burning up with heat.
Yeah.
And I didn't know what I was feeling. I just felt really hot. I didn't even know that I just sounded as horny. No. Just that I felt really flushed and hot.
And then what did you do with the kit in the boot room there?
I don't know.
What was Jase's reaction during the stabbing incident?
Then he read the letters to the editor. Oh, made a little plan. Yeah, yeah. And then he...
Beat off.
This is a great New Year's special, by the way.
But I don't think I was beating off at that stage. I think we need to put a warning on the New Year's Eve special.
Oh, my God.
On a Friday, Friday's Uber night.
Takeaway night.
Yeah, it's a takeaway night. A special time. Yeah. And I just feel like at the moment I need some treats in my life.
Do you? Yeah. Well, yesterday was a sugar-free day, wasn't it?
Oh, here we fucking go. Oh, yeah.
But I had a Red Bull. You smashed a Red Bull. That's true, actually. About 10 teaspoons of sugar in that bastard.
Yeah, well, that was technically my only sugar, I think. Oh, well done. Yeah. But I didn't even think about that. Congrats, man.
So what is the rule?
What injuries did Jase sustain from the incident?
Is it one of those things where it's like, as long as my wife's not around, I can do whatever I want situations?
Well, she was there, actually. Well, she wasn't when you had your red bull.
So is that the way your diet's going, though?
Well, she actually got home and had a kombucha.
Yeah, that's fine.
Is that all right? 100%. And I said, yeah, that's all right, darling. But you know what was difficult, apart from the coffee, and I usually have a feed of Weet-Bix at the end of the night as well as my treat.
God.
With a pile of fucking brown sugar, so I couldn't have that. But what made matters worse was that we had three Kit Kats in the old fridge there and couldn't eat those as well, and I was having a real urge for sugar.
I'm amazed that you have one day a week where you don't eat sugar. Yeah. And that it's tough for you.
It would be tough for me, I think. It's just tough. It wasn't great coffee.
When you say no sugar, what does that mean?
Well, we try, like... No treats. Yeah, no treats, basically. No treats. There's going to be stuff that has sugar in it, probably.
But you're not having sugar in your coffee. You're not having Red Bulls. You're not having your Kit Kats.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What are the highlights of the Big Show podcast?
0:00–0:28
2
What embarrassing childhood experiences are shared?
0:28–0:56
3
How did a childhood incident involving a knife unfold?
0:56–2:02
4
What was Jase's reaction during the stabbing incident?
2:02–2:49
5
What injuries did Jase sustain from the incident?
2:49–4:02
6
How did Jase's friends react to the stabbing?
4:02–5:02
7
What humorous moments occurred during the hospital visit?
5:02–5:56
8
What lessons can be learned from Jase's story?
5:56–10:24