OUTRO: Boiling Point

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What social media platforms are mentioned for following the show?

Keezy 0:00
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Jason Hoyte 0:15
Oh, g'day fellas. Backbone. Hi Jase. Hi Mike. How you going team? How's everyone?
Unknown 0:20
Oh, so good.
Jason Hoyte 0:21
It's been ages. For you? It's been days and days since I've seen you. Melbourne looks nice. Yeah, it was really nice. It's a great city, Melbourne. I really like it.
Unknown 0:31
You know what cracked me up there? Because you put a nice photo of you and your family. Yeah. And I was cracking up. I was like, oh, check out this nice photo of Jason and his family to my wife. And then she was like, oh, that's a nice photo. I was like, yeah. Hootie Jay's got his Bougier T-shirt and his Reburger hat on.

What was Jase's experience in Melbourne?

Jason Hoyte 0:45
I tell you what took us by surprise. It was fucking hot. But even the girls were like, Jesus.
Unknown 0:53
That's what I was saying about when we're there for Magic Round, there's a drought thing coming. I think it's El Nino, one of the Ninos. It's hitting Aussie and there's going to be a drought. There's always a Nino or a Nino. But it's going to be uncharacteristically hot.
Jason Hoyte 1:05
Well, we sort of packed kind of thinking it might be a bit chilly, but we're talking 27, 28 degrees.
Unknown 1:11
Right, so it's going to be a bit chilly. I better put my Reburger hat in.
Jason Hoyte 1:15
Yeah, yeah. But no, it was good. Melbourne's a great city. I like it a lot.
Unknown 1:20
How was the wedding?
Jason Hoyte 1:23
It was good, man. No, it was good. It was really good. It was good. It was good. Classic my mate, whose wedding it was. Can we say who it is? About an hour before we left to come to the wedding, he texted me or messaged me and said, can you give a speech?
Unknown 1:45
And I was like, are you fucking serious?
Jason Hoyte 1:48
Ugh. Yeah, I suppose so, man. Why am I not surprised by that? And can I say, because he's a comedian.
Unknown 1:56
I'm assuming he didn't have a wedding party.
Jason Hoyte 2:00
Yeah, well, what do you mean by a wedding party?
Unknown 2:02
A wedding party as a best man.
Jason Hoyte 2:04
Yeah, he did. Oh, did he?
Unknown 2:05
You weren't involved in that.
Jason Hoyte 2:06
No, because he didn't know if I was coming. So he wanted me to be his best man.
Unknown 2:11
That's interesting.
Jason Hoyte 2:12
He didn't know that I was coming. I was not surprised. And didn't think that I would come. Did you surprise him? No, I let him know I was coming. So he knew you were coming. Quite late in the ticket, though.
Unknown 2:24
To be honest. So you knew about it, but you let him know late, or he let you know late?
Jason Hoyte 2:29
Oh. Well, I was undecided for a while.
Unknown 2:32
Oh, were you?
Jason Hoyte 2:32
Yeah, yeah. And also, I don't want to fucking do all the best man admin, you know, like organizing staggies and stuff. No, no, no.
Unknown 2:42
The admin's not for you, Jase.
Jason Hoyte 2:43
Definitely not.

How did Jase feel about the wedding he attended?

Jason Hoyte 2:44
That's not a you job. But also, did he have a staggie? And he's in another. Oh, he would have had a filthy one. But also, it was interesting because. Prostitutes. because he's a comedian, a lot of comics there. A lot of comics.
Unknown 2:58
So you used to do a speech to the comics?
Jason Hoyte 2:59
Yes, and a lot of the comics did speeches.
Unknown 3:03
Which was just sets. It began to be sets. Did it just end up being a roast of him?
Jason Hoyte 3:10
To a degree, yes, it did. But also I didn't realise I did my entire wedding speech with my zip down.

What unexpected request did Jase receive before the wedding?

Jason Hoyte 3:18
He was doing a bit the whole time. Not deliberately. And I'm talking like fully down.
Unknown 3:24
But you can get away with calling that a bit.
Jason Hoyte 3:26
And standing on the stairs. And gaping? Yeah, gaping, I think. Oh, God.
Unknown 3:33
What was in your speech? It was gaping. Did you talk about back in the good old days when you first met? Nah. Just how much you've enjoyed these last few years now that you've sort of grown apart?
Jason Hoyte 3:42
Yeah, pretty much.
Unknown 3:43
And did you say some of your favourite memories of his new partner?
Jason Hoyte 3:46
Here's the other awkward side of it, is that I don't know his partner very well at all. I've only met her once. What's her name? Backbone. I'm not telling you her name. Does he know Backbone? Yeah.
Unknown 3:57
Far out. That rules. Did you mention the fact that he asked you to do the speech an hour before?

How did Jase prepare for his wedding speech?

Unknown 4:01
Yes. Good. Yeah, yeah. That's easy money, isn't it?
Jason Hoyte 4:04
That's an easy laugh. You set the scene. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But... For this particular person, it's no surprise whatsoever.
Unknown 4:12
When you were doing the speech, did you ask anyone in the audience, did you sort of go to the audience, do a bit of crowd work, ask people what they did for a crust and stuff?

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