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The Hauraki Big Show

OUTRO: Boiling Point

28 Apr 2026

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Chapter 1: What social media platforms are mentioned for following the show?

0.031 - 15.017 Keezy

For all you mad bastards loving the Big Show Podcast, get up even closer on Instagram, YouTube and TikTok. Or Raw Doggy. Four to seven every weekday on Radio Hodak here.

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15.037 - 20.587 Jason Hoyte

Oh, g'day fellas. Backbone. Hi Jase. Hi Mike. How you going team? How's everyone?

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20.827 - 21.769 Unknown

Oh, so good.

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21.749 - 31.439 Jason Hoyte

It's been ages. For you? It's been days and days since I've seen you. Melbourne looks nice. Yeah, it was really nice. It's a great city, Melbourne. I really like it.

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31.499 - 43.912 Unknown

You know what cracked me up there? Because you put a nice photo of you and your family. Yeah. And I was cracking up. I was like, oh, check out this nice photo of Jason and his family to my wife. And then she was like, oh, that's a nice photo. I was like, yeah. Hootie Jay's got his Bougier T-shirt and his Reburger hat on.

Chapter 2: What was Jase's experience in Melbourne?

45.794 - 53.561 Jason Hoyte

I tell you what took us by surprise. It was fucking hot. But even the girls were like, Jesus.

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53.701 - 65.714 Unknown

That's what I was saying about when we're there for Magic Round, there's a drought thing coming. I think it's El Nino, one of the Ninos. It's hitting Aussie and there's going to be a drought. There's always a Nino or a Nino. But it's going to be uncharacteristically hot.

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65.734 - 71.38 Jason Hoyte

Well, we sort of packed kind of thinking it might be a bit chilly, but we're talking 27, 28 degrees.

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71.44 - 75.064 Unknown

Right, so it's going to be a bit chilly. I better put my Reburger hat in.

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75.204 - 80.089 Jason Hoyte

Yeah, yeah. But no, it was good. Melbourne's a great city. I like it a lot.

80.069 - 80.89 Unknown

How was the wedding?

83.093 - 104.418 Jason Hoyte

It was good, man. No, it was good. It was really good. It was good. It was good. Classic my mate, whose wedding it was. Can we say who it is? About an hour before we left to come to the wedding, he texted me or messaged me and said, can you give a speech?

105.459 - 107.482 Unknown

And I was like, are you fucking serious?

108.443 - 116.139 Jason Hoyte

Ugh. Yeah, I suppose so, man. Why am I not surprised by that? And can I say, because he's a comedian.

Chapter 3: How did Jase feel about the wedding he attended?

164.334 - 178.034 Jason Hoyte

That's not a you job. But also, did he have a staggie? And he's in another. Oh, he would have had a filthy one. But also, it was interesting because. Prostitutes. because he's a comedian, a lot of comics there. A lot of comics.

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178.054 - 179.417 Unknown

So you used to do a speech to the comics?

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179.837 - 183.363 Jason Hoyte

Yes, and a lot of the comics did speeches.

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183.744 - 190.214 Unknown

Which was just sets. It began to be sets. Did it just end up being a roast of him?

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190.234 - 197.286 Jason Hoyte

To a degree, yes, it did. But also I didn't realise I did my entire wedding speech with my zip down.

Chapter 4: What unexpected request did Jase receive before the wedding?

198.177 - 203.944 Jason Hoyte

He was doing a bit the whole time. Not deliberately. And I'm talking like fully down.

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204.024 - 205.666 Unknown

But you can get away with calling that a bit.

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206.467 - 211.633 Jason Hoyte

And standing on the stairs. And gaping? Yeah, gaping, I think. Oh, God.

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213.235 - 222.326 Unknown

What was in your speech? It was gaping. Did you talk about back in the good old days when you first met? Nah. Just how much you've enjoyed these last few years now that you've sort of grown apart?

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222.426 - 223.628 Jason Hoyte

Yeah, pretty much.

223.648 - 226.311 Unknown

And did you say some of your favourite memories of his new partner?

226.78 - 237.219 Jason Hoyte

Here's the other awkward side of it, is that I don't know his partner very well at all. I've only met her once. What's her name? Backbone. I'm not telling you her name. Does he know Backbone? Yeah.

237.68 - 241.668 Unknown

Far out. That rules. Did you mention the fact that he asked you to do the speech an hour before?

Chapter 5: How did Jase prepare for his wedding speech?

241.808 - 244.473 Unknown

Yes. Good. Yeah, yeah. That's easy money, isn't it?

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244.613 - 251.404 Jason Hoyte

That's an easy laugh. You set the scene. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But... For this particular person, it's no surprise whatsoever.

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252.386 - 259.055 Unknown

When you were doing the speech, did you ask anyone in the audience, did you sort of go to the audience, do a bit of crowd work, ask people what they did for a crust and stuff? No.

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259.075 - 263.401 Jason Hoyte

Oh, what? Because they wouldn't know what the fuck I was talking about because they're all Aussies.

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264.062 - 265.363 Unknown

I thought you said they're all comedians.

265.564 - 289.005 Jason Hoyte

Well, they're all comedians. Oh, you know Ray O'Leary? Yeah. Very funny guy. And coincidentally... Because I didn't know much about him. About Ray? About Ray, yeah. He gets mad ass. He is very funny. The comedian. This is before I met him at the wedding. I was getting all these, suddenly for some reason, all of his Instagram clips. And I was going, this guy's funny. He's very good.

289.066 - 303.396 Jason Hoyte

That's rare for you to accept that somebody else is funny. And then he came up to me. Well, wait, let me explain. He came up to me and was like a huge Horty J fan. So that's why you've warmed up to him. So I've warmed to him.

305.148 - 306.169 Unknown

Was he actually?

306.449 - 311.615 Jason Hoyte

Yeah, he was. Yeah, boy. He knew me from Sugar and Spice and All Shorts. All Shorts.

Chapter 6: What humorous incidents occurred during Jase's speech?

373.167 - 376.71 Jason Hoyte

And I said, I would hate it. And he went, exactly.

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376.73 - 389.588 Unknown

That's why you would be perfect. Because everything that you have to do would start with you going, And people would take great joy out of your misery. Yeah, they would. I know I do. I do think you would be brilliant on that show.

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389.608 - 390.509 Jason Hoyte

Oh, it would just be a nightmare.

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390.529 - 394.615 Unknown

Because it would be a shambles and I'd be watching it like, oh, my God, I feel like I need to be there helping Jase with this task.

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394.916 - 417.869 Jason Hoyte

Well, you know, funnily enough, my agent asked me the other day about this voiceover and stuff. What voiceover? Because, oh, it's just for this animation. And I was like... I've been saying no to so much stuff that I felt bad. Jase hasn't been getting any offers for anything. Not offers, like auditions and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

418.03 - 424.018 Jason Hoyte

And so for this particular thing, I went, yeah, sure, sounds great. And now I'm already going...

423.998 - 426.022 Unknown

What is it, like one hour in a booth?

426.102 - 429.148 Jason Hoyte

I don't know. I don't know what it is, but yeah.

429.549 - 430.13 Unknown

Oh, there you go.

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