OUTRO: Home Is Where The Jizz Is

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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

Mike Minogue 0:00
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Karl Urban 0:24
Going good. Excellent. Real good. Had a big weekend. Damn it. On the steam? On the hammer.
Mike Minogue 0:31
Oh, that's right. You had your business dinner.
Karl Urban 0:32
I had my business dinner, which wasn't really a business dinner, but I tell you what.
Jason Hoyte 0:35
No, you were meeting a mate, weren't you?
Karl Urban 0:36
Yeah, I met a mate. Bed by 1.30. Oh, that's bad for Mogi. It's too far past midnight.
Mike Minogue 0:44
The way he sold it was, I'm going to a thing with like-minded business people to talk about business. That's how he sold it to us.
Karl Urban 0:55
That's not true, but it's great. It's just a different group of people. And then I was like, can I come? He's like, sorry, do you run a business? Sorry, have you got a business? Or have you got even any business ideas?
Mike Minogue 1:07
Any instincts for business? But then I was like, I run a media business and I file my, he's like, it's not, where's the office? Where's your office? Where is it? Exactly. And so I wasn't invited. You were banned from that. Is there a sole trader party I could go to?
Karl Urban 1:22
Can I come to that? No I'm a sole trader too Are you? So where was that?
Jason Hoyte 1:26
Saturday or Friday?
Karl Urban 1:27
That was on your Saturday there But what I did first was I went out to a local Japanese Because after our Japanese the other night Yes Engelbert Engelbert night I wanted some more man I hadn't had enough So I went out and had another beer One beer and another thing of hot sake Yeah Shit it's good man
Mike Minogue 1:43
You should go to Japan.
Karl Urban 1:44
No, I don't know about that.
Jason Hoyte 1:45
I just can't do the sake. I just can't do it.
Karl Urban 1:48
No, well, you don't do it.
Jason Hoyte 1:49
Well, exactly. But even when I did do it, I couldn't do it. Yeah, I know. I was just like... When was the last time you had sake, though?
Karl Urban 1:54
Absolutely delicious.
Jason Hoyte 1:56
Well over 20 years ago, Keezy, to be honest.
Karl Urban 2:00
But on the bright side, my throat issues have gone away. I've smoked my way through it.
Jason Hoyte 2:05
Oh, you smoked?
Karl Urban 2:07
Yeah. So my body telling me I need to give up smoking and here's a really bad throat so that you can stop smoking because why would you smoke with a bad throat like this? I smoked through that and I'm out the other side.
Jason Hoyte 2:19
Yeah, well, your body learns, doesn't it? Well, yeah.
Karl Urban 2:22
It's like beating it into submission, right? Yeah. So when I'm lying in my bed 10 years from now and my wife's going... With your oxygen on the side there.

How do the hosts feel about saying goodbye to their old house?

Karl Urban 2:34
This is what it'll be. Yes.
Jason Hoyte 2:36
Yeah.
Mike Minogue 2:36
Worth it, though, for the business dinner. Oh, it was good.
Jason Hoyte 2:39
It was good. Yeah, yeah. Well, interestingly, in terms of when to go to bed, my wife on Friday night said... Maybe we're going to bed too early. I went to bed really early. Because we're, you know, because we're... You keep waking up early, right? Yeah, it's like our sleep is terrible at the moment, both of us. And we went, okay, well, let's stay up. From now on, we're going to stay up later every night. So what's too early? Well, we've been going to bed. We go to bed sort of 9.30, court to 10. Okay, so 10.30? So 10.30, court to 11 is the new time. How'd it go? Pretty good. Well, there you go. Pretty good. Well, I still wake up early, but it's not two in the morning. You know what I mean? It's 2.45 to 3. It's 4 in the morning.
Jason Hoyte 3:25
You know what I mean? So it's because we've worked out that we've got an infinite, you know, a certain amount. Yes. A window of time for sleep. Six hours? Yeah, about six. About six or seven. So if you started going to bed at midnight. I would wake up at, yeah, 6, 7.
Mike Minogue 3:41
The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
Look. I haven't even seen what you did. I rented a house. Sujuu kuin Sato. Vuokraa elämäsi koti.
Mike Minogue 4:01
The Hauraki Big Show Podcast.
Jason Hoyte 4:03
But then, on that first night, we woke up at 8. Whoa. At 8. A.M.
Mike Minogue 4:09
A.A.M. A.A.M.

What humorous anecdotes do the hosts share about their weekends?

Mike Minogue 4:11
A.A.M. Wow. That's amazing. Yeah, it was very good. That's a huge bastard. It's a fucking horror of a sleep.
Jason Hoyte 4:17
And I tell you what also made a huge difference for me, the old Gaviscon.
Mike Minogue 4:20
Oh, you're still on the Gaviscon?
Jason Hoyte 4:22
Well, I haven't been on it for months.

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