OUTRO: Hotel Horrors
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How do the hosts open the show and introduce today’s theme?
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On Radio Hodak. G'day, fellas. Backbone. Hello.
God, I'm rude.
Yeah. Yeah. That's true. Pug's just said, and just a spoiler alert out there for people, Pug's just said in our ears, I've got a huge S in my A. Am I allowed to say that?
You said it on the last one.
It's quite shocking from him, actually. But I guess the point being, Jason, neither of us today have felt an urgent need to do a steamer, unless you've already done yours.
No, I feel one.
If you say percolating.
What about brewing?
Can I put it this way? Simmering. Simmering. Oh, so it's going to be a splatter fest.
The heat's turned right down, and it's just sort of simmering away there, thickening up.
Bubbling away there. Well, as I mentioned when I came in and I saw you, I got home from the batch yesterday, immediately went and had a hot pot, and she's hot potting down there.
What are the hosts’ morning banter and ‘steamer’ jokes about?
Can you have hot pot in the morning?
Probably. You could do.
Because it's morning time now and I've got about an hour to go. It is morning time.
I don't know if they're going to be open. No, I don't think so, Keezy. But I was going to ask you fellas, what are you going to have for brekkie?
I don't know. I've got to sort of muck around until 11.
Oh, right. Fart ass around. You've got to fart ass.
I'll be fart assing around playing grab ass. At Hodaki? Nah. Somewhere else. Yeah. Somewhere where you won't get asked to do stuff and chat about stuff. Yeah, yeah. No, good call, man. Good call.
You get it, man. I'm probably going to go home. I'm probably going to have some eggs. I'm going to have eggs. I'm going to have eggs.
I'm going to have eggs. Eggs labneh.
Labaner, has that got the old Indy, the ducker, has it got that stuff on it?
Yeah, ducker and a kind of sort of. You and your wife are going out for breakfast now, eh?
Yeah. Why don't I come with? He was quite clear that he was doing that, but he was quite explicitly left you out.
You're most welcome to, Keezy. Where are you going? We're going to a place called Chuffed. Where's that? It's just in town. But we're up or down? That doesn't sound very good. Kind of high street.
Oh, that's perfect for you, Keezy. Mm. It's perfect for you, mate.
But, and I'll show you the text in case you think I'm lying, my wife just texted me before saying a friend might be popping over.
There's nothing wrong with that.
And so maybe it might be just me and you. Right.
Which would be a bit weird. So you wouldn't go home to see the friend?
Well, she's more my wife's friend.
Oh, do you separate them out?
And she's an Ambo driver. And she said, if I haven't got a call going on, then I'll pop over and hang out with you for a bit.
I'm not comfortable with the taxpayers paying her while she's...
Well, I mean, it's only a matter of time on our street before something happens, you know what I mean?
Why are the hosts planning breakfast and who’s invited?
Yeah, because Ambo drivers, they get paid way too much for pissing around.
Everybody knows that.
It's like firefighters, way too overpaid.
Nurses, teachers, Keezie hates them all. You name it, I hate it. Do you want Mogie to do a prank call so that she gets called away so that you can have breakfast with your wife?
111, there's an emergency. Yeah. I've trapped my downstairs in the elevator door at NZME.
Remember the time I did that?
Yeah, that was fucked up. Hey, fellas, I'll talk to you.
Language, Keezy. Yeah, that's shocking, man.
What were you saying, man?
I'm just going to tell you about my holiday to Taupo. This is not content because I don't think it's – the problem with it is you sound like you're a big moaner, and I don't want to sound like that on the show. I just want it to be especially for the podcast people. All right. So you go there and you stay at this flash joint. It's a flash bastard. Right. Motor in. It's actually not that flashy. Motor lodge. That's actually very reasonably priced. It was about the same as Airbnb. Big one-bedroom apartment sort of a bastard. At ****. Oh, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can you beat that at?
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
How do the hosts open the show and introduce today’s theme?
0:00–1:14
2
What are the hosts’ morning banter and ‘steamer’ jokes about?
1:14–3:02
3
Why are the hosts planning breakfast and who’s invited?
3:02–7:20
4
What prank call idea do they propose to get out of a breakfast visit?
7:20–8:29
5
What hotel check-in problems did Mogey encounter on his Taupo trip?
8:29–11:41