OUTRO: Hotel Horrors

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How do the hosts open the show and introduce today’s theme?

Unknown 0:00
For all you mad bastards loving the Big Show podcast, get up even closer. On Instagram, YouTube and TikTok. Or Raw Dog It. Four to seven every weekday.
Jason Hoyte 0:13
On Radio Hodak. G'day, fellas. Backbone. Hello.
Unknown 0:19
God, I'm rude.
Karl Urban 0:20
Yeah. Yeah. That's true. Pug's just said, and just a spoiler alert out there for people, Pug's just said in our ears, I've got a huge S in my A. Am I allowed to say that?
Mike Minogue 0:36
You said it on the last one.
Karl Urban 0:37
It's quite shocking from him, actually. But I guess the point being, Jason, neither of us today have felt an urgent need to do a steamer, unless you've already done yours.
Jason Hoyte 0:47
No, I feel one.
Mike Minogue 0:49
If you say percolating.
Karl Urban 0:50
What about brewing?
Jason Hoyte 0:52
Can I put it this way? Simmering. Simmering. Oh, so it's going to be a splatter fest.
Mike Minogue 1:00
The heat's turned right down, and it's just sort of simmering away there, thickening up.
Jason Hoyte 1:03
Bubbling away there. Well, as I mentioned when I came in and I saw you, I got home from the batch yesterday, immediately went and had a hot pot, and she's hot potting down there.

What are the hosts’ morning banter and ‘steamer’ jokes about?

Mike Minogue 1:14
Can you have hot pot in the morning?
Jason Hoyte 1:16
Probably. You could do.
Mike Minogue 1:18
Because it's morning time now and I've got about an hour to go. It is morning time.
Jason Hoyte 1:21
I don't know if they're going to be open. No, I don't think so, Keezy. But I was going to ask you fellas, what are you going to have for brekkie?
Mike Minogue 1:27
I don't know. I've got to sort of muck around until 11.
Jason Hoyte 1:30
Oh, right. Fart ass around. You've got to fart ass.
Mike Minogue 1:34
I'll be fart assing around playing grab ass. At Hodaki? Nah. Somewhere else. Yeah. Somewhere where you won't get asked to do stuff and chat about stuff. Yeah, yeah. No, good call, man. Good call.
Karl Urban 1:45
You get it, man. I'm probably going to go home. I'm probably going to have some eggs. I'm going to have eggs. I'm going to have eggs.
Mike Minogue 1:52
I'm going to have eggs. Eggs labneh.
Karl Urban 1:55
Labaner, has that got the old Indy, the ducker, has it got that stuff on it?
Mike Minogue 2:00
Yeah, ducker and a kind of sort of. You and your wife are going out for breakfast now, eh?
Karl Urban 2:03
Yeah. Why don't I come with? He was quite clear that he was doing that, but he was quite explicitly left you out.
Jason Hoyte 2:10
You're most welcome to, Keezy. Where are you going? We're going to a place called Chuffed. Where's that? It's just in town. But we're up or down? That doesn't sound very good. Kind of high street.
Karl Urban 2:20
Oh, that's perfect for you, Keezy. Mm. It's perfect for you, mate.
Jason Hoyte 2:24
But, and I'll show you the text in case you think I'm lying, my wife just texted me before saying a friend might be popping over.
Karl Urban 2:31
There's nothing wrong with that.
Jason Hoyte 2:33
And so maybe it might be just me and you. Right.
Mike Minogue 2:37
Which would be a bit weird. So you wouldn't go home to see the friend?
Jason Hoyte 2:42
Well, she's more my wife's friend.
Mike Minogue 2:44
Oh, do you separate them out?
Jason Hoyte 2:45
And she's an Ambo driver. And she said, if I haven't got a call going on, then I'll pop over and hang out with you for a bit.
Karl Urban 2:54
I'm not comfortable with the taxpayers paying her while she's...
Jason Hoyte 2:57
Well, I mean, it's only a matter of time on our street before something happens, you know what I mean?

Why are the hosts planning breakfast and who’s invited?

Jason Hoyte 3:02
Yeah, because Ambo drivers, they get paid way too much for pissing around.
Mike Minogue 3:06
Everybody knows that.
Jason Hoyte 3:07
It's like firefighters, way too overpaid.
Mike Minogue 3:09
Nurses, teachers, Keezie hates them all. You name it, I hate it. Do you want Mogie to do a prank call so that she gets called away so that you can have breakfast with your wife?
Karl Urban 3:18
111, there's an emergency. Yeah. I've trapped my downstairs in the elevator door at NZME.
Jason Hoyte 3:27
Remember the time I did that?
Mike Minogue 3:32
Yeah, that was fucked up. Hey, fellas, I'll talk to you.
Karl Urban 3:36
Language, Keezy. Yeah, that's shocking, man.
Mike Minogue 3:39
What were you saying, man?
Karl Urban 3:40
I'm just going to tell you about my holiday to Taupo. This is not content because I don't think it's – the problem with it is you sound like you're a big moaner, and I don't want to sound like that on the show. I just want it to be especially for the podcast people. All right. So you go there and you stay at this flash joint. It's a flash bastard. Right. Motor in. It's actually not that flashy. Motor lodge. That's actually very reasonably priced. It was about the same as Airbnb. Big one-bedroom apartment sort of a bastard. At ****. Oh, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can you beat that at?

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