OUTRO: Rent-A-Jizz
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How do the hosts introduce the Big Show podcast and social links?
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G'day, fellas. Hello. The time, 5.47am, and I tell you what, old Keezy came in steaming today. Wow. Straight into the office. Straight through. Come on, fellas, let's get this done. Let's go, let's go.
Well, because I was running late, and I was conscious that we have 10 minutes to do the outro. You're right, man.
You're right. You're right, you're right.
Why is Keezy described as ‘steaming’ when arriving at the studio?
Yeah. Sorry I was late, guys.
I mean, I'm a big advocate of that, because you guys just fuck. and loll around all over the place. Catch up with each other. Mogi's on the couch. Keezy's doing a crossword. And it's like, can we do this, please? We're catching up.
I was actually lying on my side with a sort of a come hither look in my eyes on the couch there waiting for you fellas. And any time the door opened, that's what I was doing. But it was always the people at Flavour, unfortunately.
Right, OK.
I've gone down somewhat in their estimation. Definitely.
Yeah.
What debate starts about holidays and who gets more time off?
Well, you might have gone up in their estimation for all you know, mate. God, did you see old Mogi on the couch deck with his come hither eyes looking all hot and sexy. With his morning squinters.
I ran into one of them yesterday. They're fuming, fuming that they don't get heaps of holidays. I said, how's it going? Oh, you know. Doing the work. We don't get heaps of holidays.
Who said that? One of them. The youngest member or the older member?
I'll tell you later.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, yeah.
But I mean, look, you get holidays by negotiating for holidays. That's right. It's got nothing to do with me. And the show's been going for like a year or something. More than that. Yeah, probably. You know, because they've changed it up a lot.
They do change it a lot.
Do you know why, man? They don't get enough holidays.
Yeah.
Maybe. You've just got to stick it out, man. You do, man.
Remember last year, Hoity J didn't go on holiday once. Hoity J's been here forever. He gets no holidays. Yeah, it's amazing. He insists on that in his contract.
That's the thing.
It's a negotiation thing.
The deal is with me on holidays is, look, I'll do less holidays. As long as the fellas get more. As long as the fellas get more and you pay me less. Yeah, that's right. That's the deal. What do they say? He drives a hard bargain. Alright. Okay, okay. Speaking of holidays.
Hip-hop holidays? Have you ever been on a hip-hop holiday, Jase? No. What about a hip-hop holiday?
No. Speaking of holidays, booking a car yesterday. God, what a fucking palaver. Why are you booking a car? Because we're driving from Sydney to Melbourne. Why don't you just fly straight there? Well, no, because it's a roadie man. He's a roadie man. I sort of see you on a bus. Well, yeah. The only thing about a bus is that my youngest daughter would not be a fan of that, I don't think. You know what I mean? I don't even think she's going to be a fan of the roadie.
Jase, talk us through booking a car and why it's a palaver, because as far as every time I've done it, it's pretty fucking easy.
The only thing that's palaver... Sorry, Jase, to interrupt.
That's fine, man. Just do your thing.
The only thing that's clever is the cost. I hate the cost.
Well, it's not cheap. No. I'll give you that.
But aside from the cost, Moggy, if I could just jump in here.
That's the first thing.
It's actually pretty straightforward.
That's the first. Are you saying my wife's a deer brain? No.
Not explicitly.
You're putting those words in my mouth. Not explicitly.
Stop trying to put your filthy words in my mouth. You're going to have to read between the lines on that one.
I won't be putting my words in your mouth, Keezy.
I know. You're putting... It's disgusting.
See this?
Oh, I thought it was going to be a dance.
Yeah.
For the listeners, it was a fist.
So talk us through it. Why was it a palaver? It's just... Oh, and it's just all the fucking insurance and there's all these fucking hidden things everywhere.
Are you talking about costs, though? Yeah, I am talking about costs.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
How do the hosts introduce the Big Show podcast and social links?
0:00–0:37
2
Why is Keezy described as ‘steaming’ when arriving at the studio?
0:37–1:10
3
What debate starts about holidays and who gets more time off?
1:10–4:30
4
How do the hosts define a ‘hip‑hop holiday’ and travel plans?
4:30–4:56
5
Why was booking a rental car from Sydney to Melbourne a ‘palaver’?
4:56–7:46
6
What hidden rental fees and excess charges do they complain about?
7:46–10:33