OUTRO: Taste of an Oily **** Rag

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Jason Hoyte 0:15
Oh, g'day, fellas. Backbone. Hello.
Keezy 0:19
It's good stuff, guys.
Jason Hoyte 0:20
It's interesting, fellas. I've noticed something in myself today. My urges.
Mike Minogue 0:26
A wood?
Jason Hoyte 0:27
No. Did I have a wood today?

How do the hosts discuss their daily routines?

Mike Minogue 0:30
My urges.
Jason Hoyte 0:32
You know what it is? It's because I've got no joy in my life anymore. Oh, you do so. God. Have you got vaping?
Keezy 0:41
No, I don't have vaping. You're vaping every day.
Jason Hoyte 0:43
There's nothing. Your family? And this is what my head does to me. My body is going, take a risk, Jase, while I run out of traffic.
Mike Minogue 0:53
Try and run over the road.
Jason Hoyte 0:54
So I've got, right.
Mike Minogue 0:55
That's funny.

What insights are shared about personal urges and risks?

Mike Minogue 0:56
We went for the same thing there, Keezy.
Jason Hoyte 0:57
I've got a little bit of money set aside. And I'm getting twitchy fingers because I'm going, I want to go high risk today. Put it down on something and just let it roll. What are you talking about? Like gamble. No, not like gambling, like investment. Oh, wow.
Mike Minogue 1:16
Oh, God.
Keezy 1:17
I've stopped vaping, so now I want to start investing.
Jason Hoyte 1:20
But, you know, you sort of put a reasonable watch down. Yeah, right. But then I look at the world and I go, oh, it's... It's all about to fucking explode. So that's a dumb move. But what it is is my urges of, you know, being extreme trying to come out. You know what you should do with that money?
Keezy 1:41
Go on a holiday. No, vape. Or vape.
Jason Hoyte 1:45
Well, I mean...
Keezy 1:48
Like, why would you put that all into a high-risk stock? Or you could take a two-week holiday and take your family and have a really nice time.
Mike Minogue 1:54
Yeah, well. Do you need the money that would come from the stock?

How does the conversation shift to investments and financial decisions?

Mike Minogue 1:57
You live on the smell of an oily rag as it is. I don't think you need more money.
Jason Hoyte 2:00
No. But the point I was trying to make was that.
Mike Minogue 2:04
Poorly.
Jason Hoyte 2:05
Poorly. Was that, you know, that part of me that goes, oh, come on, fellas.
Keezy 2:11
Take a risk, man.
Jason Hoyte 2:12
Take a risk. Let's have a bit of fun here. Well, then why don't we find something?
Mike Minogue 2:15
Get some darts over in Aussie.
Jason Hoyte 2:17
Yeah.
Mike Minogue 2:17
Yeah, I could do that. No, that's not it.
Keezy 2:19
Because if you do, like, I don't see the point of putting heaps of money into stocks because, as Moggy says, you run on the smell of a mung rag. So it's like, why would you... A mung rag?
Jason Hoyte 2:27
He's run on the taste of a mung rag. I'm not saying I would. I'm just saying it's interesting as being self-aware of how my brain works.
Keezy 2:38
It goes, come on, man. What about a bungee jump? Oh, wait, nah, Keezy will just do it. His legs will fall off.
Jason Hoyte 2:44
It's like I'm having a third coffee today and I say to my wife, you know,

What humorous anecdotes do the hosts share about smoking and vaping?

Jason Hoyte 2:48
Another coffee, darling? And she's like, oh, no, I've had enough. And I'm like, come on, man. Come on, let's go. Let's go.
Mike Minogue 2:54
What a life you're living, man.
Jason Hoyte 2:55
And it's like, is that where I've got to now where my rebellious side is having a third coffee? How close have you got to vaping, Jase? For fuck's sake. Not particularly. That's good. I have moments. Yeah.
Keezy 3:09
But then I just think of something else. Or go and have a vape and then lie about it. And then lie to my friends.
Jason Hoyte 3:16
Yeah, I'll go and have a vape. But no, my wife said to me, I'm looking bloody good at the moment. Really?
Mike Minogue 3:20
Yeah. Why is she, you start vaping and she starts lying? No, no, no.
Keezy 3:24
You know what it is. She's just quit her job. Oh, yeah.

How do the hosts reflect on their past smoking habits?

Keezy 3:27
So all of a sudden, Jase is looking very good.
Jason Hoyte 3:29
Yeah. What are you suggesting, Keezy?
Keezy 3:31
Well, that she needs you to look good and feel like she thinks you look good.
Mike Minogue 3:36
Yeah, because you're the one bringing home the bacon. Yeah, true, true. And you're going to go and splurge it all.
Jason Hoyte 3:41
But you are looking good. But, fellas, you know, there's life insurance and stuff like that. She'll be fine if I cark it. She'll be better off, that's for sure. Money or not. It's neither here nor there. Whether I look good or not.
Mike Minogue 3:53
Yeah, it's just me and you hanging around the phone.
Keezy 3:55
Exactly. Does it impact, like, will she get paid out that much because you do run on the taste of a mung rag? Is it like, will she even get that much or will it be... Will it be like, here's $100 to cover Hoity J's expensive for the next year?
Mike Minogue 4:07
Well, the trouble that he's got is that the life insurance will be tied directly.

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