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Chapter 1: What platforms can listeners follow The Big Show on?
Batman! For all you mad bastards loving the Big Show Podcast, get up even closer on Instagram, YouTube, and TikTok. Or raw-dog it four to seven every weekday on Radio Hodak. Oh, g'day, fellas! Batman! Hello! No! Yeah, great stuff. God, you and Pugs have got a couple of sets of titties on you, am I right? Yeah, man. Fuck yeah. I've been listening to your podcast, fellas. Yeah.
That's where I've got that from, am I right? But who's been the most voluptuous, though, is what I want to know. Voluptuous, yeah. Voluptuous. There's no M in voluptuous, man. Voluptuous. I've never said voluptuous out loud until yesterday. But actually, I kind of like voluptuous because it's lumpy. Someone keeps calling the hotline here, which only certain people have the number to.
Can I answer it? Yeah, man. Okay, let's just see who it is. Hodaki, who's this? Hey there, it's Jack. Me off. That's the one. Jack, why do you keep calling the hotline, man? What's going on? Oh, is this the hotline? Yeah, man. This is the hotline, man. Yeah, what are you doing? There's like a hotline light that keeps flashing in the studio. What is that light? Oh, my bad.
So I won the dump delivery. Oh, I see. You're pissed up now. Oh, yeah, but my boss, I was talking to Zoe, I think it was. Yeah. And we were trying to sort something, and I was like, oh, yeah, well, because I'm working at my boss's house. Right. So I gave her the address, rang up my boss. I was like, oh my God, like there's a bunch of export shit coming through. And he was like,
what the fuck, I don't want that stuff at my house, blah, blah, blah. I was like, oh, man, come on. Free purse, okay.
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Chapter 2: How does the surprise call change the dynamic of the episode?
She was like, and then, yeah, so we didn't pull through, but I was just seeing if there was a possibility to pick it up. Yeah, that's fair enough. Well, that's fair enough. It is fair enough. Did Zoe give you an email or anything, or was it just this number? No, it was just... She called me off this number, and then I tried to contact her because my boss was like, nah, they can't come.
So it was a mission trying to get in contact. Okay, I'll tell you what, man. We can probably sort you something out. The only condition is you've got to quit your job because that guy sucks. Oh, man. Like, I got a big growling from him, eh? Oh, really? What's up with that? Like, the whole day I was, like, keen as for it, and then... Yeah. I'm sorry to hear that.
Do you know what the delivery is meant to be? It's just like beers and chips.
Chapter 3: What humorous misunderstandings arise during the call?
Do you want a couple of dozen beers or something? Oh, yeah. I'm happy for anything. Okay. Well, we should try and drum them up some piss, shouldn't we? Yeah, bloody oats we will. Hang on a minute there. I don't think today we'll be able to. Mogi's going to go have a chat. Jack, all right, we'll just pop you on hold, man. You stay there, all right? Oh, you guys are awesome. Thank you.
No worries, mate. Okay, I've just put them on hold. Yeah. I think I have seen, but wasn't that light the one that was flashing before that said we were off air, or is it when it's... So there's a light in the middle of every radio studio, and when it flashes blue, it means the station has dead air and nothing's playing. Right, okay. So there's three lights there, you see? Yes.
The middle one flashes yellow. That's when someone's calling a hotline. What, like a regular phone line? No, no, no, like a direct line to the studio. Oh, okay. Which is like you're used to if you're teeing up an interview or something, they can get straight through all the, cut through all the, you know. Yes, all the admin.
And then the other light, which is the red one that's on now, is when you're recording. Right, okay. So I don't know what Mogi's doing. He's going out there to tell someone to deliver some piss. Yeah, yeah. To be fair, what we could do is just put the piss at reception. Yes. And then he could come pick it up. Well, that's right, yeah. Maybe we do that. Who knows? Well, Maggie's coming back in.
That could be a good option. We were just thinking, I don't know where you got to, but we were like, why don't we just chuck a couple of boxes out at reception or something? Well, I agree. I completely agree. There's eight dozen sitting there. I wonder what the prize is meant to be. It's usually, I think, like a couple of dozen beers and chips and snack-a-changies.
Toddy said, boss, Toddy's got it in charge and he'll get something through to him before Christmas. But I think you're on to it. He literally said that. So I think you're on to something. Just leave in a few dozen beers at reception. Yeah, I reckon. Jack, are you there, man? I reckon chuck in a box of snack-a-changies. Oh, okay. So you're there, Jack? Do you like $1,000 in cash, man?
Oh, I'm not going to say no to that. Yeah, okay, cool. We're just checking. Just making a note of that. Yeah, just make a note of that. So what we're going to do, Jack, is we'll leave some beers at reception here, and you can come pick them up. When do you want to do that? Are you in Auckland? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I can pull through now. I don't mind. You don't mind, eh?
Yeah, you're desperate to get on the hammer. Twist my fucking arm. What we'll do is I'll put you on hold and Pugs will give you the address to come pick up and we'll just pop a couple of boxes out at reception. Oh, you guys are so good. Okay, good on you, Jack. By the way, we're midway through the podcast and so this is going to be included in it, by the way.
Oh, yeah, I listen to that all the time. Yeah, good on you, mate. You have a good day. We'll see you later. Yes, Buzzies...
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Chapter 4: How does the conversation shift to the topic of tax?
Pugs was going on at length about his winter coat. He's getting a winter coat, as he put it, and it turned into boozy chat. I know, I know. I heard it. Yeah, so actually I was looking at my boozies today. They're all right. They're good. They're looking good. They're looking good in that top because it's so tight.
Yeah, well, it's actually very snug because I wear it under my jacket now generally. Oh, yeah. No, it's lovely, mate. Yeah, thanks, man. That's good. Hey, Jay, so I just need you to go into your phone there and just go and have a look at your messages, mate. All right? Like your text messages? Your messages. Oh, sorry, and your Instagram. Instagram.
Yeah, I was thinking about doing this on air, but I think people are probably over it. Big Show Podcast. I haven't received any messages on my Instagram. No, bet you haven't. So if you go into requests... I don't even know what that is. Should I help him? Yes, if you could help him. Because this is only meant to be about 10 or 15 minutes, this podcast. What the fuck's going on there?
Okay, so chat. Oh my God, what are you watching? The Knicks parade. Requests. What are we looking for? He would have $8 billion there. Now, can you go through on this? Probably somebody there called Georgia. Yes. Mahaffey. That's it. I was trying not to put in the surname, but all good. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What about that? So Georgia is the general manager of brand for One New Zealand.
Yes. And she saw the video of your shit phone and thought it was an absolute disgrace and has been trying to get in touch with you to give you a phone for quite some time. But of course, because you don't know how to work your messages, you've been completely oblivious. Yes. But anyway, all happy now? Yeah, yeah. I'm happy.
It's fucking ridiculous how Jase just gets given free phones because he refuses to upgrade. What's funny about it is because of your guy's outrage, it's not even my outrage. I'm chill, man. I don't care. But the thing is, I'm actually really going to miss your amazing selfies, your blurry selfies. Oh, yeah, true. The camera lenses will still be filthy. Yeah.
So I think the quality of photos will still be much the same. How are you finding that phone, Jase? It's great. It's, you know, it's just a phone. As I was saying to the fellas yesterday, I wouldn't know how to know 90% of the stuff on it. I just don't even know what it is. No, but you must have noticed something of a difference in terms of being able to watch your video, just general.
Yeah, so what I've been saying to the fellas, there's a lot more clear. Yeah, yeah. Better picture. A lot less cracks and a lot less duct tape over the screen. Yeah, sellotape and stuff. Well, what I thought, honestly, just then I thought Jason was going to be like, no, I haven't noticed a difference. Yeah, I know. You know? But I haven't really. It's still the same thing.
I mean, what does it matter? But I'm very grateful nonetheless. Cake easy. Didn't you guys play golf the other day? Last Friday. Yeah, how'd that go? Yeah, great. I played really well. Yeah, he did. He did play very well. It was good to have a whack. We've talked about this, though. We'll play next week. We're going to play next week. Yeah, yeah. Next week. We'll play this week.
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