OUTRO: Tax The Fellas
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Batman! For all you mad bastards loving the Big Show Podcast, get up even closer on Instagram, YouTube, and TikTok. Or raw-dog it four to seven every weekday on Radio Hodak. Oh, g'day, fellas! Batman! Hello! No! Yeah, great stuff. God, you and Pugs have got a couple of sets of titties on you, am I right? Yeah, man. Fuck yeah. I've been listening to your podcast, fellas. Yeah. That's where I've got that from, am I right? But who's been the most voluptuous, though, is what I want to know. Voluptuous, yeah. Voluptuous. There's no M in voluptuous, man. Voluptuous. I've never said voluptuous out loud until yesterday. But actually, I kind of like voluptuous because it's lumpy. Someone keeps calling the hotline here, which only certain people have the number to.
Can I answer it? Yeah, man. Okay, let's just see who it is. Hodaki, who's this? Hey there, it's Jack. Me off. That's the one. Jack, why do you keep calling the hotline, man? What's going on? Oh, is this the hotline? Yeah, man. This is the hotline, man. Yeah, what are you doing? There's like a hotline light that keeps flashing in the studio. What is that light? Oh, my bad. So I won the dump delivery. Oh, I see. You're pissed up now. Oh, yeah, but my boss, I was talking to Zoe, I think it was. Yeah. And we were trying to sort something, and I was like, oh, yeah, well, because I'm working at my boss's house. Right. So I gave her the address, rang up my boss. I was like, oh my God, like there's a bunch of export shit coming through.
And he was like, what the fuck, I don't want that stuff at my house, blah, blah, blah. I was like, oh, man, come on. Free purse, okay.
How does the surprise call change the dynamic of the episode?
She was like, and then, yeah, so we didn't pull through, but I was just seeing if there was a possibility to pick it up. Yeah, that's fair enough. Well, that's fair enough. It is fair enough. Did Zoe give you an email or anything, or was it just this number? No, it was just... She called me off this number, and then I tried to contact her because my boss was like, nah, they can't come. So it was a mission trying to get in contact. Okay, I'll tell you what, man. We can probably sort you something out. The only condition is you've got to quit your job because that guy sucks. Oh, man. Like, I got a big growling from him, eh? Oh, really? What's up with that? Like, the whole day I was, like, keen as for it, and then... Yeah.
I'm sorry to hear that. Do you know what the delivery is meant to be? It's just like beers and chips.
What humorous misunderstandings arise during the call?
Do you want a couple of dozen beers or something? Oh, yeah. I'm happy for anything. Okay. Well, we should try and drum them up some piss, shouldn't we? Yeah, bloody oats we will. Hang on a minute there. I don't think today we'll be able to. Mogi's going to go have a chat. Jack, all right, we'll just pop you on hold, man. You stay there, all right? Oh, you guys are awesome. Thank you. No worries, mate. Okay, I've just put them on hold. Yeah. I think I have seen, but wasn't that light the one that was flashing before that said we were off air, or is it when it's... So there's a light in the middle of every radio studio, and when it flashes blue, it means the station has dead air and nothing's playing. Right, okay.
So there's three lights there, you see? Yes. The middle one flashes yellow. That's when someone's calling a hotline. What, like a regular phone line? No, no, no, like a direct line to the studio. Oh, okay. Which is like you're used to if you're teeing up an interview or something, they can get straight through all the, cut through all the, you know. Yes, all the admin. And then the other light, which is the red one that's on now, is when you're recording. Right, okay. So I don't know what Mogi's doing. He's going out there to tell someone to deliver some piss. Yeah, yeah. To be fair, what we could do is just put the piss at reception. Yes. And then he could come pick it up. Well, that's right, yeah. Maybe we do that.
Who knows? Well, Maggie's coming back in. That could be a good option. We were just thinking, I don't know where you got to, but we were like, why don't we just chuck a couple of boxes out at reception or something?
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