OUTRO: The Illusion of Choice

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What social media platforms are recommended for Big Show fans?

Jason Hoyte 0:00
For all you mad bastards loving the Big Show podcast, get up even closer on Instagram, YouTube, and TikTok. Or Raw Dog It. Four to seven every weekday. On Radio Hodake.
Keezy 0:15
Oh, g'day, fellas. Mac Bane. Hello. How's everyone going? I spoke to my brother today, and he's got some mates that he works with that are huge Big Show fans. They're in the filth, are they? He was like, they're fizzing that the fellas are back.
Mike Minogue 0:35
Oh, really?
Keezy 0:36
Today? Yeah, today.
Mike Minogue 0:37
Oh, how good. Are they cops as well?
Keezy 0:39
Yes, they're dog handlers. Are they? Yes. And they listen to the big show all the time, apparently.

Who are the notable fans of the Big Show mentioned?

Keezy 0:45
Sick balls. Sick balls, fellas. It's interesting that, you know, my family doesn't listen to the show, but. But your wife does. Only if she has to.
Mike Minogue 0:57
And your brother does. She always does. She's often texting on the show, bagging you.
Keezy 1:01
if she's driving home from work, but she's no longer working. Yeah, she doesn't have a job anymore. She's like, whatever. Yeah.
Unknown 1:08
I have to listen to those losers. For some reason, I had it in my head that she sits at home listening to the show. No. Right, okay.
Keezy 1:14
It's like when she was driving home from work, she'd go, oh, it's...
Unknown 1:18
You said, I have to be careful.
Mike Minogue 1:20
My wife's driving home from work now.
Unknown 1:21
Yeah. Yes. Whereas now you were stoked because it's just no holds barred, you said. And you could finally start speaking the truth.
Keezy 1:29
Even more. How weird is this? We've been going, what, a minute? And my throat is already beginning to hurt.

What humorous stories do the hosts share about their families?

Keezy 1:35
And that's from the lack of speaking in my week off. It is good, though, isn't it?
Unknown 1:41
Like not speaking for a week.
Keezy 1:43
It's great. It's great, but it's hurting. Oh, no. Why don't you take it easy? I want people to be more concerned about me, please. Yeah, you can just sit back if you want, man. Yeah, okay. Away you go then, fellas.
Mike Minogue 1:52
Well, Mogi's got handfuls of throaties. I haven't got handfuls. I've got this one because I forgot my four boxes I've got at home. Have you still got a throat issue? I've got a throat issue because you can probably, I probably sound a little bit nasally.
Unknown 2:03
It sounds like you've had it nasally. Yeah. Yeah.

How do the hosts feel about their time away from the show?

Mike Minogue 2:05
Just a bit. Yeah, probably. But I've worked out what it is and I think I'll be good by the end of the week.
Unknown 2:11
Wow, okay.
Mike Minogue 2:12
Sweet. So that's good. That's a real positive for Old Mogi. Are we allowed to know what it is? I've been overdoing the Otrovin. Oh, three days max. But I have been following that. Yeah. But then I was like, last night just a runny nose, but the soreness had gone. Yeah. I just had a really runny nose, but everything else was feeling good except for that. And then I was like, I can't be in bed with a runny nose all night. I want a good sleep. Otrovin, bang. Sore throat. Instantly. Wow. Instantly sore throat. And it's been sore all day today. So I've just got to get off it, Jase, you know? Yeah, sure.
Keezy 2:44
Because it's a steroid, right? Is there anything more annoying than lying in bed with someone sniffing?
Mike Minogue 2:50
I can think of a billion worse things. Yeah, so many more things.
Keezy 2:53
Way worse things. That's up there for me. If someone's sitting beside me and going...
Mike Minogue 2:58
Oh, yeah. Who is doing that? Now, I do that. That's what I do. My wife hates it, absolutely hates it.
Keezy 3:04
Yeah, I can relate.
Mike Minogue 3:05
Especially because there's a place in your nasal passage where she goes, blow your nose, but it's like, well, it's not really, it sits back in your head.
Keezy 3:13
Yes. You know what I mean?
Mike Minogue 3:13
It's not just like, I can just blow my nose.
Keezy 3:15
You can't access it.
Mike Minogue 3:16
It's easier for me to go...
Keezy 3:18
We had someone, I don't know whether it was outside our apartment or next, but we never hear anyone out next door doing the big throaty hoik. The hoik, hoik. He did it once and it was a really phlegmy, meaty bastard. And my wife and I were in bed and we were both like, oh, that's gross.

What throat issues are discussed among the hosts?

Keezy 3:41
But he did it like four or five times.
Unknown 3:44
But the good thing about that is you have to get the phlegm out, man.
Mike Minogue 3:47
And the best way is to spit it out. And the best way to do it is standing out on the street outside your window.
Unknown 3:51
Honestly, outside Jase's apartment. What's your address again? It's the best place I've found to do it. It's number one. Yeah, listen.

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