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The Hauraki Big Show

OUTRO: Too Old For This

23 Apr 2026

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Chapter 1: How do the hosts feel about their morning routine?

0.2 - 25.819 Unknown

for all you mad bastards loving the big show podcast get up even closer on instagram youtube and tiktok or raw doggies four to seven every weekday on radio good day fellas hi how are you guys feeling how are you feeling mogi uh better than yesterday you have a good sleep last night no

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25.799 - 39.899 Mike Minogue

No? No. Woke up at 3? Did we not talk about this? No, you weren't there yet. You're dragging your hungover ass out. Yeah, actually. I woke up at about 3, 3.30 and then I was just going to get up because I was so wide awake and then I managed to go back to sleep about 5 for an hour and a half. Right.

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Chapter 2: What sleep issues do the hosts experience?

40.2 - 55.915 Mike Minogue

And then I woke up feeling miles worse than when I went, you know, you know how that happens, fellas? Andy! Andy! Yeah, that's my sleep story, man. You missed out on that one this morning when I was telling it. Fuck, that's a shame. You're lucky you retold it, man. I like hearing it the second time. Have you heard Pugs' one? You should hear mine.

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Chapter 3: Why do the hosts find hotel accommodations frustrating?

56.035 - 59.36 Mike Minogue

Oh, you have heard it, actually, because he does that twice in the space of three minutes this morning.

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59.38 - 63.467 Unknown

Yeah, I did it in the hotel while you were dragging your hungover ass out, and then I did it again in the car.

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63.447 - 68.953 Keezy

Can I just say I was three minutes late and I apologise. I didn't notice. That's okay. It didn't matter because the plane was 20 minutes late.

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69.113 - 70.935 Mike Minogue

Yeah. 30 minutes late in the end, am I right? Yeah.

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70.955 - 79.805 Keezy

Fucking A. But I... This morning, I woke up at three o'clock and I said this earlier, but the worst dry horrors I think I've ever had.

Chapter 4: What humorous stories do the hosts share about past hotel experiences?

80.025 - 80.285 Keezy

Right.

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80.486 - 98.187 Mike Minogue

Like, it was like... I have to say there's something about that because they have the old school radiator heaters in there. Yeah. Which was nice and warm. It was nice and warm. But it cooked you. Hotels fucking suck shit, eh? Can I say that, guys? Some of them. With the air con and all that.

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Chapter 5: How do the hosts discuss their drinking habits and hangovers?

98.207 - 104.316 Mike Minogue

I would say most of them. It's pretty rare for me to get a good night's sleep because I'll wake up gasping one way or the other.

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104.716 - 111.646 Keezy

The air con dries you out, so it's hard to get the balance right. The fridge was really fucking loud.

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111.666 - 120.859 Mike Minogue

It was like someone started a diesel truck in my room. That was good. I didn't notice that. I often turn those off, though. The fridge? Yeah.

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Chapter 6: What plans do the hosts have for upcoming events?

120.839 - 131.351 Mike Minogue

And woman. You get it, eh? Yeah. Yeah. Because you're ugly. I get it. I get it. I hear you. I hear you. So I have to do that.

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Chapter 7: How do the hosts reflect on aging and its effects on their lifestyle?

131.431 - 138.238 Mike Minogue

But yeah, but it wasn't a bad hotel. It had a window to the outside, which was better than the last joint we were at. Jailbreaker. Jailbreak. Break free.

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138.498 - 149.007 Keezy

Can I say that Christchurch one we were at. Break free. Worst hotel we've, I reckon that's the worst hotel we've been put in. It beats the one where you had to sleep under the stairs, or Jase had to sleep under the stairs. Oh yeah.

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Chapter 8: What final thoughts do the hosts share about their experiences?

149.087 - 151.009 Unknown

Was that before my time? Before your time.

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151.029 - 151.469 Keezy

Was that Taranaki?

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151.489 - 152.51 Unknown

That was our first OB.

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152.59 - 161.74 Keezy

First ever broadcast from a, and yeah, that was like a motor in, and we were all sharing rooms. I was sharing a room with a guy that used to work here. Ah, yes. Really?

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162.241 - 163.522 Mike Minogue

So I don't remember him being there at all.

163.923 - 169.491 Keezy

Yeah, no, he was pretty chill. Yeah, no, like nothing stood out. But you're still like, you know, when I have a hotel room.

169.692 - 182.31 Mike Minogue

That's so funny. I don't want to share a bog. No. No, no. You know what I mean? No, no, no. I don't remember him being there at all because I remember us walking around the streets recording. That was the sex shops and all that was. Yes, but he, I think, now this is what, three, four years ago?

182.33 - 201.48 Keezy

More. He was going and setting stuff up with Shucks, our old producer. There, they were doing that. They were fucking around doing that. And we were going walking around. I was like, Keezy, Keezy, walk out of the sex store. I remember that video. And that was when we kept putting Kenny G's saxophone on Jase. That's right.

201.5 - 204.823 Keezy

Going through the bookshop and then it would cut to me coming out of a sex shop.

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