📻Ian the Oracle - The Radio Show
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What are the challenges of driving in winter weather?
The Haraki Breakfast. Bunnings Trade have your internal fit out and finished jobs covered.
The Hodaki Breakfast with Gerry and Minaya.
Welcome along to the Hodaki Breakfast. It's nice to have your company this morning, even if it is a little bit chilly. The 3rd of July, Friday the 3rd of July. My name's Jeremy Wells, this is Minaya Stewart. A little later into the studio this morning, fellas, because I couldn't get the bloody frost off my windscreen this morning. It was an absolute nightmare.
Bull crap.
How did the hosts rank the top 5 Ian's?
Yeah, I know. It was that bloody solid. No amount of windscreen wiper fluid would get it off there. You could have been the first person to ever get a kettle out. In Auckland. And pour it over your windscreen in Auckland's history. I might have been. Well, I wasn't because I didn't, but I could in the future. So did you just drive along leaning out the window? Yep.
What insights did Ian from Sam's Butchery share?
Nah, well, I just got enough of a hole that I could see through, like a letterbox, and then I was away. I couldn't see behind me, but it doesn't matter. I'm not going that way. So yeah, I was an absolute hazard on the motorway. Oh, jeez. Yeah. Well, nowadays with cars doing what they're doing with all those safety, although your Swift doesn't have it probably. No. But most new cars, of course, have got, you can't change lanes. The car just won't change lanes. Oh my God, how terrifying. I hate that, those sensors. You've got to indicate and then it will let you, but unless there's someone coming up your ass, in which case it won't. Excuse me? My in-laws have got one of those ones where it's got all the sensors all over it, and it'll stop the car dead, scares the bejesus out of you whenever it happens.
They also have a willow tree that goes over their driveway, and one wisp of that willow goes in front of a sensor, bang, just jams the brakes on you. Wind in the willows. Heads off the dashboard. Yeah, I've had a couple of 90 degree left hand or right hand turns that I've had to take in my car back in the day and I've gone to turn and gone around and it's just gone and just stopped. It's like, I'm not, it's not going anywhere. Yeah, I don't know. How much safer are we? Oh, look, the robots are going to take us. Don't even get me started.
Take it over, don't worry about that.
Jerry and Mania, the Hauraki breakfast. Oh, it's good. You know, sometimes you find something out, you wander around, you're keeping it under your hat. You've got some information that you just can't wait to share.
Yeah.
What are the highlights of the upcoming sports weekend?
That was me this morning. I've arrived in at work and I've got some information that I just can't wait to share. I believe... are first in the – certainly in my time here at Radio Haneke. Wow. Yeah. I've never seen this happen before. It's something that I've just observed when I arrived in here this morning.
Wow.
And I think it's regional news.
How do the hosts feel about the All Blacks' lineup?
I think people of this particular region are going to be – it's going to maybe change their days. It's going to change – this might even change their winter. Yeah. Jesus. Yeah. It's massive. This is huge. It's massive. I'm kind of nervous for that region. They were just getting about by themselves and now they're going to deal with this.
What unusual proposal stories were shared?
Well, I think you should be pleased for the region because I think they've been battling it out for a long time. And clearly this says to me that maybe they've been misunderstood and overlooked. Okay. I know the feeling you're describing. When you wake up in the morning, you're like, what is it that I've got? Have I bought a, do I have like a new car to drive? No, it's not that. Have I gotten some new clothes to wear or something like that? You're like, oh, no, no, no. We've got a piece of information to share. I'll tell you, in our business, it's currency. It's hard currency. Oh, content is king. It's worth a lot. It is, yeah. I mean, waking up in the morning, hopping into the shower, and then just knowing that you have got, so I didn't know at the stage, by the way.
I woke up this morning not knowing that. Oh, okay. I woke up this morning, actually looked at myself in the mirror, and I thought, wow, that is... Hello, Rod Stewart.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What are the challenges of driving in winter weather?
0:00–0:26
2
How did the hosts rank the top 5 Ian's?
0:26–0:45
3
What insights did Ian from Sam's Butchery share?
0:45–2:08
4
What are the highlights of the upcoming sports weekend?
2:08–2:33
5
How do the hosts feel about the All Blacks' lineup?
2:33–2:52
6
What unusual proposal stories were shared?
2:52–3:42
7
How did Ian McKellen's story come into play?
3:42–4:05
8
What humorous moments occurred during the episode?
4:05–1:00:56
Speakers
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