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What is the opening banter and introduction for the Hauraki Breakfast show?
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The Hauraki Breakfast. These guys are well-trained. They are well-paid. With Gerry and Mania.
Good morning. Welcome along to the Hauraki Breakfast. My name's Jeremy Wells. This is Mania Stewart.
You might be well-paid for this, but I can assure you neither of us are well-trained. Ha ha ha. In fact, you, famously, Gerry, are the least qualified member of the team here since Zoe finished her degree earlier
this year. That's true. That's true. But at least they let me into broadcasting school. That's a good point. I got rejected from broadcasting
school. I
feel like there's a song in that, Broadcasting School Rejects.
Yeah, there is. There is. I don't know if I'm angsty enough anymore to write it. Well,
do you care
that
much? No. That's the question.
No.
I don't know. Give us a call now, 0800 Hauraki, 0800 428 725, if you want to take the kick off. We'll come up with a couple of suggestions for some songs to start the show with, and you can decide which one you'd like to go with. What are you going to go with, Gerry? I'm going to go today with a song from an album which I loved, which was the first ever Weezer album, which came out in 1994. I remember it well. I've absolutely thrashed the crap out of it. This song here, Sweater Songs.
I'd
love to hear again this morning. I, this morning, well, this week, I've done something that's an annual tradition for me, and that is forgetting to mark the 21st night of September by playing this song. Every year I'm like, remember when the 21st of September is? And we'll play this song on the radio. It was Monday. We weren't here. It's the 25th of September. I know. Well, sing over the top of it then. Dancing on the 25th of September.
Okay, let's go to Ron who's on the line. Morning, Ron. Welcome to the show.
Morning, gentlemen. How are we this morning? Good, thank
you, Ron. How's Palmy this morning?
Palmy is looking relatively clear on the way to jump in the pool, do some lengths and all that sort of stuff right now.
What's your preferred stroke, Ron?
In or out of the pool?
In the pool.
Oh, sorry, sorry. I would go with a freestyle breaststroke mix. Oh. Slow on the freestyle, but not actually too bad for pace for breaststroke, I feel. Immediately, Ron. Medley Ron, yeah,
yeah, yeah. I had my first swimming race, Ron, of probably, I'm going to say 35... No, I'm going to say 39 years of last week. Yep, I haven't had a swimming race for 39 years. And... And it was a dog pedal race for a length of a pole. The pole was probably about 30, 25, 30 metres long. 25, I'm going to say. And it was against some other people of my age and my partner, Tulsi. And I tell you what, it turns out that kid can dog pedal. She, Tulsi took it out. I think she can go to the Olympics for dog paddle. If there was a dog paddle.
Yeah, right. Top dog. Yeah, top dog. It was bloody impressive, actually.
It was really impressive. Why they don't have doggy paddle at the Olympics, I'll never know.
Timberlake dog. There you go, yeah.
All right, Ron, what do you want to hear this morning? Undone the Sweater Song by Weezer or September Earth, Wind and Fire?
I think a bit of Earth, Wind and Fire just gave me a little bit of boogieing before I go to the pool. You know, just get humming.
All right, this is your warm-up, Ron. Love it. Earth, Wind and Fire September. Thanks for the call, Ron. Great New Zealander.
This is the Hauraki Breakfast, and it's nice to have you with us.
Jerrion Mania, The Hauraki Breakfast.
Four days too late on the 25th of September. Earth, wind and fire on The Hauraki Breakfast.
I've now kept alive, I would say, about a 20-year streak of forgetting to listen to that song on the 21st night
of
September. It's one of those things, isn't it? Every time you go, oh my God, hold on, what day is it? Oh, it was yesterday. Bugger it. Still a good song.
The humans are dead.
The humans are dead.
The humans are dead.
They look like they're dead. Dead, dead, dead.
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Chapters
4 chapters
1
What is the opening banter and introduction for the Hauraki Breakfast show?
0:01β11:46
2
How do the hosts discuss AI as the new existential threat to humanity?
11:46β37:55
3
What are the latest sport headlines and scores shared during the show?
37:55β57:30
4
What happened at home that Jeremy Wells calls the βgrossestβ story of the morning?
57:30β1:12:54
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