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Welcome along to the Hodaki Breakfast.
Thursday the, looks like, 18th of June. And that's because it is. It is the 18th of June. Welcome in. It's great to be here. How foggy this morning? She was a pea super out there. She was a pea super. It was the kind of morning that reminded me of my grandmother. She used to talk about her grandfather in the Orkney Isles. The fog would get so thick that they would drive their cattle from one place down the road to the next in the morning. Hole in the fog would still be there in the afternoon when they came back. That's what it felt like this morning. You're going to say the fog was so thick they used to put it into a pot and eat it. They canned it. Quick check-in on the back alley root canal router. How's it going?
Oh, I haven't had my codeine for the morning yet. It must be going all right then. Yeah, nah, it's that numb pain. And the scary thing is it's not the canine tooth that's the one next to it, but now the canine tooth feels like it's dying as well. Uh-oh. Walk me out, man. Go to Turkey. That should be all right, eh? Go to Turkey. Get the whole thing done. That's a good idea. I could get so much done in Turkey. You could. Have you seen the state of me? Have you seen the state of Stan Wallace? Do you need that tooth, Bruder? I mean, what's that tooth for? Nah, I'll probably just get a gold one in the end. That'll be fine. I'd look good with a gold tooth. You would look like Manu Vajivai. Yeah. When you smile, it's like a... Welcome along.
Nice to have you with us. Jirion Minaya, The Hauraki Breakfast. What is going on? Oh, the cricket's going on. I've got a clear view of it. And if you just listen to the bespoke podcast, the first bite of the cherry before you're listening to the podcast version of this live radio show, there's going to be a lot of cricket chat. But the Blackcaps have just wrapped up day one of the second test. Very confusing day one. Very confusing second test. A lot of outs. Three debutants for England. Kane Williamson obviously out for England. New Zealand. And at Stumps, I believe it was Phillips and Jamison at the crease. Yeah, it's like 291 for seven. 291 for seven. I don't think it's a bad score for a much better batting surface than the last one.
Yeah. But I'm watching Simon Dool on the coverage right now as they put the covers on behind him. Looks like a glorious day. Where are they? London. London? I've heard of that. London. Don't love the brown on beige into the blue shirt. But what I do love... is Dooley's hairline, man. What if I told you the greatest comeback in cricket wasn't on the pitch? It was on the top of Simon Dill's head. Has he had a bit of work done on the top of his head? I think he has visited Turkey. I think Dooley's been to Turkey. I reckon you're probably going to stop at that. Has he had a bit of work done? Full stop. Oh, on his face. He's looking good, man. Dually. He's looking good. He's 56 now? Is he? Yeah.
Dually.
He doesn't look a dually. He could be anywhere between 40 and 50 something. But what I was thinking when I was looking at him, Jerry, is I started thinking about you. And I started thinking about what's next for you. Because I worry for you. And I thought, because he's just a tall guy in a suit. Did he play for New Zealand? Maybe. I don't know that most of the English cricket fans probably would know whether he did or not. Could there conceivably be a future for you where you go over to the subcontinent and masquerade as a cricket pundit? Former Black Cat. Yeah, former Black Cat Jeremy Wells. Well, there's been enough of them. I suppose the only issue that's stopping me from doing that, because that is a good idea,
There's a bit of rupee to be made over there. Yeah, I think back in the 1940s and 50s, I think it was very possible, particularly if no one could get their hand on a Wisden cricket annual. Yes. But the problem is cricket info. So immediately someone's just like, I'm going to have a look up this guy's career. Yeah. And then they do, and then they realise that, you know, the highest level of cricket that I ever played was, you know, Senior C, club cricket.
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