The Hauraki Breakfast Podcast
Episodes
Podcast Intro November 26 - The Backdoor Bassoon... (Chew Your Face Off Friday)
26 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast intro, Jerry reveals an old 90's nickname that's looking to make a return and the boys take a look at a new set of Chew Your Face O...
Show Highlights November 26 - Shoes Are Made For Walking & The 4:20 Munchies...
26 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Matt is left without a sour taste in his mouth after shopping for some new shoes, Jerry runs the 'Issues of the Week' horse race and ...
Podcast Intro November 25 - Jason With A 'Y'...
24 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast intro, the boys discuss OE's and living life with a little less stress...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights November 25 - Matt's Rug Allegations & The Simon Bridges Saga...
24 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Jerry makes some allegations about Matt's hair, Auckland celebrates a little more freedom and the boys discuss the details of the Sim...
Barry Soper On Simon Bridges & Al Fresco Dining
24 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Shock news in the political world last night as former National leader Simon Bridges has been relieved of his portfolios over allegations of serious m...
Show Highlights November 24 - Smelly Fish & Adele Doesn't Want To Shuffle...
23 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Matt looks for some advice regarding some old fish, Jerry's Adele impression might just get him cancelled and the boys look at some a...
Podcast Intro November 24 - Let's Get Electric...
23 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast intro, the boys discuss the future of air travel with Electric Air NZ founder Garry Freedman...See omnystudio.com/listener for priv...
Podcast Intro November 23 - Scrunch Or Fold...
22 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast intro, the boys discuss the infamous "scrunch or fold" debate...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights November 23 - Aliens In Canterbury & "How To Radio" With Matt Heath...
22 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Matt shares his idea for his new book and the boys discuss the unidentified light source spotted in Canterbury over the weekend...See...
Podcast Intro November 22 - Shannon The Horse...
21 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast intro, Matt recalls another problematic story from his childhood...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights November 22 - Dreams About Jerry & What's That Bad Smell?
21 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Matt shares a dream he had about Jerry, there's a bad smell in the studio and the boys come up with a new game...See omnystudio.com/l...
Podcast Intro November 19 - Chew Your Face Off Special...
18 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast intro, the boys take a look at another five potential tracks to make the 'Chew Your Face Off' playlist...See omnystudio.com/listene...
Show Highlights November 19 - The Prison Toilet & A Ginger Puss...
18 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Jerry shares an experience he had with a ginger puss, Matt takes aim at social media advertising and the boys announce the All Blacks...
Podcast Intro November 18 - *THIS PODCAST HAS BEEN DELETED*
17 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast intro, the boys talk about absolutely nothing...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights November 18 - The World Is Ending & The Four Pillars Of France...
17 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, NASA launches a fridge into an incoming asteroid, Jerry discusses the actual Christchurch COVID hotspot and the boys find The Four Pi...
Podcast Intro November 17 - The Spotify Algorithm...
16 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast intro, the boys talk eruptions and algorithms...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights November 17 - A Barrel On Tooth Picks & The Return Of The Ross Creek Reservoir...
16 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, the Ross Creek Reservoir comes back to haunt Jerry, Matt shares his struggles with buying Jeans, and India prepares to take on the Bl...
Podcast Intro November 16 - Facebook Followers...
15 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast intro, the boys talk everything social media...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights November 16 - A Little Bit Of Progress & The Ticket To A NZ Summer...
15 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Jerry questions the results of Matt's 'Arse Blast' update and the boys find out what it will take to have the best possible NZ summer...
Podcast Intro November 15 - Shoot Shag Marry...
14 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast intro, the boys discuss the benefits of "No Mash" and when was the last time they shat their pants...See omnystudio.com/listener fo...
Show Highlights November 15 - The Four Pillars Of Craft Beer & T20 Cricket Doesn't Even Matter...
14 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, the boys mourn the Black Caps' T20 World Cup Final loss to Australia and look for the Four Pillars of Craft Beer...See omnystudio.com...
Podcast Intro November 12 - Chew Your Face Off Special
11 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast intro, the boys talk awards and look to further expand the official 'Chew Your Face Off' playlist...See omnystudio.com/listener for...
Show Highlights November 12 - Son Of A Mitch, The Ham Crisis & The Stoinis Infection
11 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, the guys catch up with Daryl Mitchell after his game-winning knock against England, Jerry invites his old mate Willy on to discuss th...
Podcast Intro November 11 - A Catch Up With An Aussie...
10 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, the boys catch up with Emily O’Brien from 2GB in Sydney to see what life is like post-lockdown...See omnystudio.com/listener for...
Show Highlights November 11 - Peter Jackson The Sugar Daddy & The Black Caps Fart Through...
10 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Matt takes a look at Peter Jackson's latest financial ventures, Jerry takes 'Moanvember' to a new low, and Jimmy Neesham joins the bo...
Podcast Intro November 10 - Where The Earth's Water Comes From...
09 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, the boys chat everything water with Hydrologist Jim Griffiths...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights November 10 - Black Sand & The Four Pillars Of Hats...
09 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Jerry takes shots at all the black sand beaches out there, Matt shares his confusion on an interaction from yesterday's run and the b...
Podcast Intro November 9 - This Podcast Has Been Deleted...
08 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, the boys discuss pubes and pronouns...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights November 9 - The Secret To A Good Nights Sleep & Bring Back The Reverse Chops...
08 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Jerry makes an observation on the current trends being worn by the youth of today, Jason Hoyte looks to create a divide between the b...
Podcast Intro November 8 - A Dip With The Sharks...
07 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, the boys catch up with Tai Juneau after he had a run in with a shark over the weekend...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy in...
Show Highlights November 8 - The All Blacks Keep Getting It Wrong & A Life Changing Supermarket Hack...
07 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Matt shares a new life changing hack to make your trip to the supermarket that much easier, Jerry starts to get excited for Christmas...
Podcast Intro November 5 - Chew Your Face Off Special...
05 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, the boys talk fireworks and look to further expand the official 'Chew Your Face Off' playlist...See omnystudio.com/listener for pr...
Show Highlights November 5 - What Happened In Vegas & The Sloppy Back Causes Sloppy Crack...
05 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Matt reflects on some dodgy Vegas accommodation, Jerry discusses the issues that the flat-pack furniture kit brings his marriage and ...
Podcast Intro November 4 - The Remuera Superette...
03 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, the boys talk about the logistics of running a large dairy in the 90s...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights November 4 - The Right Turning Arrow & The Great Bev Hunt...
03 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, the boys have a moan about the right turning arrow on a set of traffic lights, Scott Arrol the Chief Executive of Dementia NZ is on t...
Podcast Intro November 3 - Adjustments Are Made...
02 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, the boys make some adjustments to the 'Eleven Commandments For A Good Life'...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights November 3 - Sizing Up For The Bunions & The Man With The Spuds...
02 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Jerry reaches new lows with his 'Audio Meme Segment' and the boys discuss the confusing way we find shoe sizes with Bryan Eible from ...
Podcast Intro November 2 - Soft On... Tuesdays?
01 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, the boys take a look at some more "Soft On Special" submissions...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights November 2 - The Zuckerberg Takeover & Riccarton Road Cones Cause Carnage...
01 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Lovely Trenty joins the boys from Dubai, Roadworks are today's target for the second day of 'Moanvember' and the boys talk all things...
Podcast Intro November 1 - A Familiar Face...
31 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, the boys catch up with a familiar face...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights November 1 - Fourteen Days In A Fortnight & It's Time To Start Match Fixing...
31 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, the Black Caps close out a must-win game and the boys have a look at the meanings behind some common phrases...See omnystudio.com/lis...
Podcast Intro October 29 - No luck On The Phones...
28 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, the boys try to tie up some loose ends...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights October 29 - Preparing To Moan & Some Confronting Feedback...
28 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Jerry looks to bring the heat after yesterday's "successful" launch of the new 'Audio Meme' segment, and the boys look to get some va...
Podcast Intro October 28 - Steve The Metronome...
27 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, the boys have a look at some of the Mash Feedback and have a catch up with Steve from Christchurch...See omnystudio.com/listener f...
Show Highlights October 28 - A Bachelor's Handbag Update & Jerry's Political Satire...
27 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Jerry looks to introduce a new 'Audio Meme' segment, Matt relives his infamous Talking Heads dance from many years ago, and the boys ...
Podcast Intro October 27 - The Rolls Royce Wraith...
26 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, the boys negotiate Mash's input and discuss Mike Hosking's new wheels...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights October 27 - The Black Caps Do It In Singles & Some Traffic Light Confusion...
26 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, the boys reflect on an interesting Black Caps opener from the T20 World Cup and they seek some help wrapping their heads around the u...
Podcast Intro October 26 - The Indie Soft On...
25 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, the boys have a look at some 'Indie Soft Ons'...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights October 26 - A Few Hip Thrusts & I'd Buy That For The Dollar...
25 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Matt's arse blast continues as he seeks some expertise from a New Zealand powerlifter, Jerry gets to the bottom of an ablution strate...
Podcast Intro October 22 - A Chew Your Face Off Special...
21 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, the boys review some more Chew Your Face Off submissions...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights October 22 - Off The Breasts & Matt The Music Connoisseur...
21 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, the boys discuss some interesting moments from the 1987 film 'Robo Cop', Matt is having more spa pool problems and Jerry questions Ma...
Podcast Intro October 21 - Lights Off Missionary...
20 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, the boys discuss the humour behind the number 69...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights October 21 - The Camp Nacho & A Base Line Measurement...
20 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, the boys chat "Nachos" as it's National Nacho Day, Matt gets some nutrition advice to speed up his arse growth and Jerry shares his t...
Podcast Intro October 20 - The Fosbury Flop...
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, the boys chat about if scissoring is the best way to high jump and how it feels to be in love with a beautiful woman...See omnystu...
Show Highlights October 20 - Popular Names And Fred & The Unlocked Door...
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, the boys go looking for people with the least popular names including Nigel, Carol & Stuart, cricket umpire Fred Goodall passes away ...
Podcast Intro October 19 - Stop. Mummy Time...
18 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, 'Office Hours' takes the boys down a new path...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights October 19 - A Cancelled Four Pillars & The Arse Man Cometh...
18 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, a Four Pillars is forced to be cancelled after causing too much anger, Matt recruits Producer Mash to help with the growth of his ars...
Podcast Intro October 18 - "Money Matters Special"
17 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, the boys host their very first "Money Matters Podcast Special"...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights October 18 - The Delta North Shore, Instagram Influencing & The Queen's Boozing Habits
17 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, the boys break down the infamous North Shore lockdown party that's causing controversy, Matt takes a look into the history of 'Instag...
Podcast Intro October 13 - A New Low...
12 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast intro, the boys hit rockbottom as they produce maybe the worst podcast intro yet...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informat...
Show Highlights October 13 - The North Island South Island Divide & What Nicki Minaj Is Really Singing About...
12 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, there seems to be a divide forming as the North & South Island start pointing fingers, Matt shares what Nicki Minaj is really singing...
Podcast Intro October 12 - Its Time To Shut Up Shop...
12 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast intro, the boys share their advice for a struggling man in his 30s...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights October 12 - What Your Deodorant Says About You & Being Single In Lockdown...
11 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Jerry wonders what lockdown is must be like for all the single Kiwis out there, Matt goes into bat for the South Island, and the boys...
Podcast Intro October 11 - A Soft On Special...
10 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast intro, the boys have a look at some more soft tunes suggested by the listeners...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informatio...
Show Highlights October 11 - The Covid Gauntlet & A Brazilian Butt Lift...
10 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Jerry shares the new running route he's adopted while in lockdown, Matt looks into the possibility of getting a butt lift and the boy...
Podcast Intro October 8 - Relationship Advice...
08 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast intro, the boys give Meg from Wellington some relationship advice...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights October 8 - Politicians Getting Confused & Matt Makes The Front Page...
08 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Matt makes the front page of the NZ Herald, the boys let out another scream and politics seems to be getting a little confusing, even...
Podcast Intro October 7 - Heading South For The Winter...
06 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast intro, Jerry's route chat gets weird...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights October 7 - The Bachelor's Handbag & The Traffic Gets Sporty...
06 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Matt discusses the struggle of his spa pool relocation, Jerry notices something strange in the Auckland traffic update and the boys g...
Podcast Intro October 6 - Lockdown Cousins...
05 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast intro, the boys have another chat with another podcast listener that happens to call at the right time...See omnystudio.com/listene...
Show Highlights October 6 - A Hunt For A New Vacuum & The Four Pillars Of A Kiwi Picnic...
05 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Matt is looking to buy a new vacuum cleaner and the boys find 'The Four Pillars of A Kiwi Picnic'...See omnystudio.com/listener for p...
Podcast Intro October 5 - Constructing A Sex Life Around The Wheelbarrow...
04 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast intro, Jerry has heard rumours of an interesting love-making habit of Matt...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights October 5 - Aucklanders Prepare To Picnic & A Social Media Free Morning...
04 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Aucklanders get prepare to picnic and many of the social media platforms are down world wide so the boys look for the positives...See...
Show Highlights October 4 - Matt's New Banana Based Game & Jerry Puts The Lotion In The Basket...
04 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, the boys talk the 90s film classic 'Silence Of The Lambs' and Matt shares his newly invented banana based game...See omnystudio.com/l...
Podcast Intro October 4 - A Brief History Of The Hip Hop Genre...
04 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast intro, the boys walk an uneducated Mash through the real history of the Hip Hop genre...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inf...
Podcast Intro October 1 - Chew Your Face Off Friday...
30 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast intro, the boys are back for another Chew Your Face Off Special...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights October 1 - Matt The Painters Radio & Jerrys Time Spent With Courtney Love...
30 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Jerry has some issues with a Courtney Love allegation, Matt continues to confuse the radio show and his Mt Eden house renovations and...
Podcast Intro September 30 - The Seafood Salad...
29 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast intro, the boys take a look at some more Mash complaints and Matt remembers a nickname he gave an old friend...See omnystudio.com/l...
Show Highlights September 30 - The Touch Rugby Shakes & A Complaint To The National Broadcaster...
29 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Matt confronts Jerry with yet another Seven Sharp complaint, the boys talk TV shows as they binge their way through lockdown and a ga...
Podcast Intro September 29 - Worst Things To Happen At Sea...
28 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast intro, the boys chat shipwrecks and the worst things to happen at sea...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights September 29 - Matt Gets Creepy & New Zealand Lets Out A Scream...
28 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Jerry summons the people of New Zealand to let out their built-up frustration and Matt discovers the beauty of the "Road Side Freebie...
Podcast Intro September 28 - Soft On Special (Feat. Ben Hurley)
27 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast intro, the boys are joined by Ben Hurley for a 'Soft On Special'...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights September 28 - Judging Toni Steet's Book By The Cover & Matt's New Gym Initiative...
27 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Toni Street joins the boys in studio to discuss the release of her new book and Matt shares his new initiative after realising his bo...
Podcast Intro September 27 - The Accidental Teacher...
26 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast intro, the boys discuss the brand new book release of 'The Accidental Teacher' with author Tim Heath...See omnystudio.com/listener ...
Show Highlights September 27 - A Weekend Of Family Fun & Is Trainspotting Better That Top Gun?
26 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, the boys chat the 1996 cult classic 'Trainspotting' and Jerry shares a "fun" activity to keep the family entertained during lockdown....
Podcast Intro September 24 - A Chew Your Face Off Party...
24 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast intro, the boys discuss the idea of hosting an official Chew Your Face Off Party...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informat...
Show Highlights September 24 - Grant Elliott Takes Aim & Tom Cruise's Skiddy Undies...
24 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Grant Elliott is furious after Jerry and Kieran Read look at his bowling as a weakness for the Black Clash and Matt launches a new we...
Podcast Intro September 23 - The Jerry Tracer App...
22 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast intro, the boys discuss Jerry and his fine dining experiences...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights September 23 - The Great Pasta Shortage & Too Much Raw Doggin...
22 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Matt warns Jerry about the inevitable pasta shortage New Zealand is about to face and the boys see how many people are using a phone ...
Podcast Intro September 22 - The "Corn Hole" Theory...
21 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast intro, the boys discuss the real meaning of the term "Corn Hole"...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights September 22 - Straight To The Drive-Thru & The Dangers Of The Magic Mushies
21 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, the boys make their first takeaway order as Auckland enters Level 3, Matt's toilet finally gets fixed, and Jerry discusses the danger...
Podcast Intro September 21 - The Secrets Of A Supermarket...
20 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast intro, the boys discuss the secrets of a supermarket..See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights September 21 - Downstairs Weight Loss & Matt's Spotify Algorithm Commits A Hate Crime...
20 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, the boys talk about the challenges of losing weight downstairs and Matt is struggling to come to terms with the songs his Spotify alg...
Podcast Intro September 20 - A Soft On Special...
19 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast intro, it's the return of Soft On Mondays...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights September 20 - Busting A Nut & Matt Starts A Fight Club...
19 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, the boys talk about the 90's film classic 'Fight Club' and Matt looks into the rising prices of cheese...See omnystudio.com/listener ...
Podcast Intro September 17 - Chew Your Face Off Special...
16 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast intro, its time for another Chew Your Face Off Special...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights September 17 - Jerry's Golden Pash & Matt Attempts To Unblock His Toilet...
16 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Jerry's credibility is investigated once again after asking his Seven Sharp co-host for a "Golden Pash" and Matt is forced to do some...
Podcast Intro September 16 - Sir Dave Dobbyn...
15 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast intro, the boys catch up with Sir Dave Dobbyn...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights September 16 - The Crusty Sock In The Corner & A Little Too Much Kazoo...
15 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Jerry looks for help as his cat is getting into the sock drawer, Matt takes a look into the origins of Play-Doh and the boys break do...
Podcast Intro September 15 - A Secret "Celebrity" Guest...
14 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast intro, the boys catch up with a secret "celebrity" guest...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.