The Hauraki Breakfast Podcast
Episodes
Show Highlights January 31 - Picking Out Wedgies & Neil Young Isn't Happy...
30 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, the boys discuss Rafael Nadal's record breaking win and Neil Young's Spotify tantrum that is causing international controversy...See ...
Podcast Intro January 28 - Lets Go Clamping...
27 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, the boys are back for the first Chew Your Face Off Special of 2022...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights January 28 - The $150 Fly Swat & A New Marketing Strategy...
27 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Jerry explains why a $150 Fy Swat is worth it and the boys are looking for a new way to promote the show...See omnystudio.com/listene...
Podcast Intro January 27 - Bedroom Advice
26 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, the boys give a little bedroom advice...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights January 27 - A His And Hers Ford Focus & Petrol Goes Nuts...
26 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Jerry discovers that Matt and Mash have His and Hers Ford Focuses and the boys look for some of the best whistlings in songs...See om...
Podcast Intro January 26 - The Kazookeylele...
25 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, the boys catch up with a master of the Kazookeylele...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights January 26 - Masks & Rock N' Rolling...
25 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Matt discusses the origin of Rock N' Roll and Jerry takes a look at the new mask requirements...See omnystudio.com/listener for priva...
Podcast Intro January 25 - Broken Promises...
24 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, the boys discuss nicknames and Matt struggles to keep a promise...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights January 25 - Supply Chain Issues & Rat Pussy...
24 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show the boys discuss supply chain issues, Jerry struggles with a rat and looks for other "Rat Pussies" across the country...See omnystudio...
Podcast Intro January 24 - We're Back Baby!
23 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, the boys celebrate their return by taking off right where they left...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights January 24 - Meat Goes Down & A Commentators Curse...
23 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, the boys discuss the passing of Meat Loaf, Matt reflects on what it was like to embrace the "Boomer Life" and the boys catch up with ...
Podcast Intro December 17 - The Final Chew Your Face Off For 2021
16 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, the boys bring the podcast to a close for 2021 by going over some of their favourite Chew Your Face Off songs of the year...See om...
Show Highlights December 17 - Firetrucking & The NZer Of The Year
16 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Matt finally decided what he will eliminate from his life in 2022, Jerry discusses firetrucking, and the boys look to find the 'New Z...
Podcast Intro December 16 - A Party In The Mount
15 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, the boys have a look at another 'Office Hours' question...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights December 16 - Michelle & The Crystal Pistol
15 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, the boys discuss the role of a potato at a Christmas lunch and The Delta Tapes make a late surge in the Peoples Choice Awards...See o...
Podcast Intro December 15 - Leigh Hart Jet Skis To Antarctica...
14 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, the boys catch up with Leigh Hart...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights December 15 - Riding Like The Wind & A Salted Cashew...
14 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Jerry looks for some advice on a Ponsonby road rage situation and the boys look for the best 'show' of the year...See omnystudio.com/...
Podcast Intro December 14 - The Muff Man Says Goodbye To A.I
13 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, the boys discuss Matt's new kids show 'Goodbye A.I'...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights December 14 - Christmas Adjacent Songs & Jason Hoyte's Baps...
13 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Matt questions the integrity of some Christmas classics and the boys look to find the biggest and best sporting moment of the year......
Podcast Intro December 13 - The "Lunch" At Prego...
13 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, the boys reflect on the infamous Prego lunch...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights December 13 - Chucking It In Neutral & The 600 Billion Dollar Movie...
12 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, David Seymour shares his favourite "film" of the year and the boys are accused of "chucking it in neutral" as Christmas nears...See o...
Podcast Intro December 10 - We Need More Female Listeners...
09 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, the boys have a new strategy to increase the number of female listeners...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights December 10 - Dog Names & A Late Night Celebrity Run In
09 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, the boys discuss the most popular dog names and Jerry persuades Matt to share a late night celebrity run in from the 90's...See omnys...
Podcast Intro December 9 - It's Alright...
08 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, the boys dissect a song with some relevant messages...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights December 9 - Google Searches & An Opioid Crisis...
08 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Jerry explains why he struggles to watch modern TV shows, Matt questions Jerry's Google search history and the boys reflect on an exc...
Podcast Intro December 8 - No Lies With Jon Stevens
07 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, the boys are joined by Jon Stevens to chat Noiseworks and so much more...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights December 8 - Kiwis Making Love...
07 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, the boys catch up with Blair Tuke & Peter Burling ahead of some exciting times in New Zealand Sailing and they find out why the Stewa...
Podcast Intro December 7 - Christmas In Invercargill...
06 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast intro, the boys give some advice to a listener who is unsure what to do with his Christmas holiday...See omnystudio.com/listener fo...
Show Highlights December 7 - The Four Pillars Of Christmas 2021 & A Body Under The House...
06 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, the boys look to find The Four Pillars of a Kiwi Christmas 2021 and have a chat to a bloke that found a body under his home during a ...
Podcast Intro December 6 - A Blow Up Tank...
05 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast intro, the boys discuss Hauraki's Christmas Party...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights December 6 - The Model That Married Herself & Personalised Plates...
05 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Jerry shares his thoughts on the lady that married herself, Matt discusses the eight hours of the new Beatles TV series and the boys ...
Show Highlights December 3 - Moonshine & A Supermarket Crime...
02 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Matt shares a supermarket crime he was involved in, Santa's Groto continues to be open for visitors and the boys look for answers ahe...
Podcast Intro December 3 - Lets Get Bizzay...
02 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast intro, the boys discuss their favourite tunes of the year and Angie from Hauraki days is in studio with a new business proposal...S...
Podcast Intro December 2 - Some Life Advice...
01 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast intro, the boys discuss Mash's return and share a little life advice...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights December 2 - A Beubs Betrayal
01 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, the boys discuss a Beubs betrayal, Jerry gets to the bottom of the increasing sea temperatures and Matt looks for answers after a pot...
Podcast Intro December 1 - Hangovers & Asteroids
30 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast intro, the boys discuss Mash's hangover as well as talk to Michelle Bannister from DART.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inf...
Show Highlights December 1 - Beubs Out For Xmas
30 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Jerry discusses whether getting the "Beubs Out For Xmas" is acceptable and Matt lays down the hard-hitting questions on Prime Ministe...
Podcast Intro November 30 - The Signed Breast...
29 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast intro, the boys discuss the Tim Paine scandal and Jerry signs a breast...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights November 30 - The Jason Gunn Allegations & The End Of Moanvember...
29 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Matt finds himself in hot water after a ZOOM slip up, Jerry confronts Jason Gunn about some allegations made on the show last week an...
Podcast Intro November 29 - An Explosion At A Christchurch Motel...
28 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast intro, the boys relive an explosion that happened in a Christchurch motel...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights November 29 - What's In The Box & A Lonely Turtle...
28 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Matt finds out why flies are so annoying this time of year, Jerry sees a similarity between a new Black Cap and a household board gam...
Podcast Intro November 26 - The Backdoor Bassoon... (Chew Your Face Off Friday)
26 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast intro, Jerry reveals an old 90's nickname that's looking to make a return and the boys take a look at a new set of Chew Your Face O...
Show Highlights November 26 - Shoes Are Made For Walking & The 4:20 Munchies...
26 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Matt is left without a sour taste in his mouth after shopping for some new shoes, Jerry runs the 'Issues of the Week' horse race and ...
Podcast Intro November 25 - Jason With A 'Y'...
24 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast intro, the boys discuss OE's and living life with a little less stress...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights November 25 - Matt's Rug Allegations & The Simon Bridges Saga...
24 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Jerry makes some allegations about Matt's hair, Auckland celebrates a little more freedom and the boys discuss the details of the Sim...
Barry Soper On Simon Bridges & Al Fresco Dining
24 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Shock news in the political world last night as former National leader Simon Bridges has been relieved of his portfolios over allegations of serious m...
Show Highlights November 24 - Smelly Fish & Adele Doesn't Want To Shuffle...
23 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Matt looks for some advice regarding some old fish, Jerry's Adele impression might just get him cancelled and the boys look at some a...
Podcast Intro November 24 - Let's Get Electric...
23 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast intro, the boys discuss the future of air travel with Electric Air NZ founder Garry Freedman...See omnystudio.com/listener for priv...
Podcast Intro November 23 - Scrunch Or Fold...
22 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast intro, the boys discuss the infamous "scrunch or fold" debate...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights November 23 - Aliens In Canterbury & "How To Radio" With Matt Heath...
22 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Matt shares his idea for his new book and the boys discuss the unidentified light source spotted in Canterbury over the weekend...See...
Podcast Intro November 22 - Shannon The Horse...
21 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast intro, Matt recalls another problematic story from his childhood...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights November 22 - Dreams About Jerry & What's That Bad Smell?
21 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Matt shares a dream he had about Jerry, there's a bad smell in the studio and the boys come up with a new game...See omnystudio.com/l...
Podcast Intro November 19 - Chew Your Face Off Special...
18 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast intro, the boys take a look at another five potential tracks to make the 'Chew Your Face Off' playlist...See omnystudio.com/listene...
Show Highlights November 19 - The Prison Toilet & A Ginger Puss...
18 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Jerry shares an experience he had with a ginger puss, Matt takes aim at social media advertising and the boys announce the All Blacks...
Podcast Intro November 18 - *THIS PODCAST HAS BEEN DELETED*
17 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast intro, the boys talk about absolutely nothing...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights November 18 - The World Is Ending & The Four Pillars Of France...
17 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, NASA launches a fridge into an incoming asteroid, Jerry discusses the actual Christchurch COVID hotspot and the boys find The Four Pi...
Podcast Intro November 17 - The Spotify Algorithm...
16 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast intro, the boys talk eruptions and algorithms...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights November 17 - A Barrel On Tooth Picks & The Return Of The Ross Creek Reservoir...
16 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, the Ross Creek Reservoir comes back to haunt Jerry, Matt shares his struggles with buying Jeans, and India prepares to take on the Bl...
Podcast Intro November 16 - Facebook Followers...
15 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast intro, the boys talk everything social media...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights November 16 - A Little Bit Of Progress & The Ticket To A NZ Summer...
15 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Jerry questions the results of Matt's 'Arse Blast' update and the boys find out what it will take to have the best possible NZ summer...
Podcast Intro November 15 - Shoot Shag Marry...
14 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast intro, the boys discuss the benefits of "No Mash" and when was the last time they shat their pants...See omnystudio.com/listener fo...
Show Highlights November 15 - The Four Pillars Of Craft Beer & T20 Cricket Doesn't Even Matter...
14 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, the boys mourn the Black Caps' T20 World Cup Final loss to Australia and look for the Four Pillars of Craft Beer...See omnystudio.com...
Podcast Intro November 12 - Chew Your Face Off Special
11 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast intro, the boys talk awards and look to further expand the official 'Chew Your Face Off' playlist...See omnystudio.com/listener for...
Show Highlights November 12 - Son Of A Mitch, The Ham Crisis & The Stoinis Infection
11 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, the guys catch up with Daryl Mitchell after his game-winning knock against England, Jerry invites his old mate Willy on to discuss th...
Podcast Intro November 11 - A Catch Up With An Aussie...
10 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, the boys catch up with Emily O’Brien from 2GB in Sydney to see what life is like post-lockdown...See omnystudio.com/listener for...
Show Highlights November 11 - Peter Jackson The Sugar Daddy & The Black Caps Fart Through...
10 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Matt takes a look at Peter Jackson's latest financial ventures, Jerry takes 'Moanvember' to a new low, and Jimmy Neesham joins the bo...
Podcast Intro November 10 - Where The Earth's Water Comes From...
09 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, the boys chat everything water with Hydrologist Jim Griffiths...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights November 10 - Black Sand & The Four Pillars Of Hats...
09 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Jerry takes shots at all the black sand beaches out there, Matt shares his confusion on an interaction from yesterday's run and the b...
Podcast Intro November 9 - This Podcast Has Been Deleted...
08 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, the boys discuss pubes and pronouns...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights November 9 - The Secret To A Good Nights Sleep & Bring Back The Reverse Chops...
08 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Jerry makes an observation on the current trends being worn by the youth of today, Jason Hoyte looks to create a divide between the b...
Podcast Intro November 8 - A Dip With The Sharks...
07 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, the boys catch up with Tai Juneau after he had a run in with a shark over the weekend...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy in...
Show Highlights November 8 - The All Blacks Keep Getting It Wrong & A Life Changing Supermarket Hack...
07 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Matt shares a new life changing hack to make your trip to the supermarket that much easier, Jerry starts to get excited for Christmas...
Podcast Intro November 5 - Chew Your Face Off Special...
05 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, the boys talk fireworks and look to further expand the official 'Chew Your Face Off' playlist...See omnystudio.com/listener for pr...
Show Highlights November 5 - What Happened In Vegas & The Sloppy Back Causes Sloppy Crack...
05 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Matt reflects on some dodgy Vegas accommodation, Jerry discusses the issues that the flat-pack furniture kit brings his marriage and ...
Podcast Intro November 4 - The Remuera Superette...
03 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, the boys talk about the logistics of running a large dairy in the 90s...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights November 4 - The Right Turning Arrow & The Great Bev Hunt...
03 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, the boys have a moan about the right turning arrow on a set of traffic lights, Scott Arrol the Chief Executive of Dementia NZ is on t...
Podcast Intro November 3 - Adjustments Are Made...
02 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, the boys make some adjustments to the 'Eleven Commandments For A Good Life'...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights November 3 - Sizing Up For The Bunions & The Man With The Spuds...
02 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Jerry reaches new lows with his 'Audio Meme Segment' and the boys discuss the confusing way we find shoe sizes with Bryan Eible from ...
Podcast Intro November 2 - Soft On... Tuesdays?
01 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, the boys take a look at some more "Soft On Special" submissions...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights November 2 - The Zuckerberg Takeover & Riccarton Road Cones Cause Carnage...
01 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Lovely Trenty joins the boys from Dubai, Roadworks are today's target for the second day of 'Moanvember' and the boys talk all things...
Podcast Intro November 1 - A Familiar Face...
31 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, the boys catch up with a familiar face...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights November 1 - Fourteen Days In A Fortnight & It's Time To Start Match Fixing...
31 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, the Black Caps close out a must-win game and the boys have a look at the meanings behind some common phrases...See omnystudio.com/lis...
Podcast Intro October 29 - No luck On The Phones...
28 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, the boys try to tie up some loose ends...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights October 29 - Preparing To Moan & Some Confronting Feedback...
28 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Jerry looks to bring the heat after yesterday's "successful" launch of the new 'Audio Meme' segment, and the boys look to get some va...
Podcast Intro October 28 - Steve The Metronome...
27 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, the boys have a look at some of the Mash Feedback and have a catch up with Steve from Christchurch...See omnystudio.com/listener f...
Show Highlights October 28 - A Bachelor's Handbag Update & Jerry's Political Satire...
27 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Jerry looks to introduce a new 'Audio Meme' segment, Matt relives his infamous Talking Heads dance from many years ago, and the boys ...
Podcast Intro October 27 - The Rolls Royce Wraith...
26 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, the boys negotiate Mash's input and discuss Mike Hosking's new wheels...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights October 27 - The Black Caps Do It In Singles & Some Traffic Light Confusion...
26 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, the boys reflect on an interesting Black Caps opener from the T20 World Cup and they seek some help wrapping their heads around the u...
Podcast Intro October 26 - The Indie Soft On...
25 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, the boys have a look at some 'Indie Soft Ons'...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights October 26 - A Few Hip Thrusts & I'd Buy That For The Dollar...
25 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Matt's arse blast continues as he seeks some expertise from a New Zealand powerlifter, Jerry gets to the bottom of an ablution strate...
Podcast Intro October 22 - A Chew Your Face Off Special...
21 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, the boys review some more Chew Your Face Off submissions...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights October 22 - Off The Breasts & Matt The Music Connoisseur...
21 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, the boys discuss some interesting moments from the 1987 film 'Robo Cop', Matt is having more spa pool problems and Jerry questions Ma...
Podcast Intro October 21 - Lights Off Missionary...
20 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, the boys discuss the humour behind the number 69...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights October 21 - The Camp Nacho & A Base Line Measurement...
20 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, the boys chat "Nachos" as it's National Nacho Day, Matt gets some nutrition advice to speed up his arse growth and Jerry shares his t...
Podcast Intro October 20 - The Fosbury Flop...
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, the boys chat about if scissoring is the best way to high jump and how it feels to be in love with a beautiful woman...See omnystu...
Show Highlights October 20 - Popular Names And Fred & The Unlocked Door...
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, the boys go looking for people with the least popular names including Nigel, Carol & Stuart, cricket umpire Fred Goodall passes away ...
Podcast Intro October 19 - Stop. Mummy Time...
18 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, 'Office Hours' takes the boys down a new path...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights October 19 - A Cancelled Four Pillars & The Arse Man Cometh...
18 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, a Four Pillars is forced to be cancelled after causing too much anger, Matt recruits Producer Mash to help with the growth of his ars...
Podcast Intro October 18 - "Money Matters Special"
17 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, the boys host their very first "Money Matters Podcast Special"...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights October 18 - The Delta North Shore, Instagram Influencing & The Queen's Boozing Habits
17 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, the boys break down the infamous North Shore lockdown party that's causing controversy, Matt takes a look into the history of 'Instag...