Episode 801 | "0-5 Zone"
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All right. Oh, thank you to y'all out there. Come on now. Best fans in the world and the worst fans in the world all in one room. All in one. All in one room. Keep the applause going for the best and worst fans in the whole wide world. That's a fact. Boy, do y'all make it hot when I'm in trouble with these corporations. Actually, I only get in trouble with these corporations because the fans are the best and the worst. Thank y'all. Thank y'all for letting corporate know when I sleepwalk butt-ass naked to somebody's door. Thanks. Really appreciate the fan base. Couldn't have got here without y'all. Keep the applause going for the best fans in the world. Hey. All right. I am mind blown. And that's tough to do with the way that my mind is structured. We were talking about, I wasn't even here for the talk. We were talking about Podwives is Ian's wife on the network. Technically she is because Podwives, the show, new episode out now, huh? Analytics, huh? Run it up. Analytics, a lot of ladies, huh?
Ian's wife is technically on the network and they found her doppelganger on the Dave Chappelle show many, many, many years ago on that, what skit was that?
Who knows black people?
Who knows black people? That lady looks exactly like Ian's wife. I even told my girl. I was like, look, they found somebody that looks exactly like Jules.
I just texted you. It is her.
It's just, whatever.
I haven't seen it. The consensus of the crew is that it is her. I would have never said that.
I don't think that that logistically could be Julia because that was shot 20 years ago, and that would have made Julia, what, 12 at the time?
I was saying something like that. Like, Jules is, I don't even know how old Jules is, but I figure she was 13 when that skit came out.
Pretty much. I've not seen the skit. I'm telling you what. I've seen the skit. Everybody said it.
And then Ian confirms, I don't know if Ian is playing though. Because Ian plays a lot.
Yeah, he'll play into something.
Yeah, he'll lean into some shit. Yeah, like I can never really tell with him. Ian is saying that that was Julia, his wife. And because they married, I can't really get my jokes off the way I would like. Because when you marry your girl, then the jokes are off limits. Even though when you're with your girl long enough, I think the jokes are kind of off limits. Oh. Wait. No. Y'all think that?
Yeah. Oh.
You don't?
No. Y'all don't? Y'all crack a lot of jokes up here about niggas and their girls. Y'all don't think that? Mm-hmm. I don't. I think that.
Okay.
I cross all lines and limits.
I don't believe that. I be cracking on you.
I know. Not her. At the expense of who? I don't know her. Huh? At the expense of who? If you're cracking relationship jokes, white jokes pertaining to him, you know he likes to dip his tip in milk and all that creepy shit.
Yo, what?
Yo, wow. You talk about him. His wife, his girl. I can see that. I can see that.
Oh, that's interesting. I can see that. Yeah, you're right. It's not personal to her.
How did the crew celebrate Valentine's Day?
It's just... No, it's not a personal shot. I don't know her.
No, it's not personal at all.
I don't...
I don't like that.
I don't like that. No, it's not. You do know she watches as well, so she knows when you're cracking jokes about her or pertaining to her. But I don't crack jokes about her. Yo, dawg.
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