Kaido Is Getting Kicked Off The Podcast
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Why is Kaido leaving the podcast?
In the last episode, we were like, hey, I feel like, you know, six is kind of too many. And people were saying, yo, somebody got to go. So we did a poll for our members and our members have voted. We now have the results in on who is leaving the pod. Kato, it's been nice having you.
Anyways, bye guys. I'm going to go have a salute. What?
You're leaving now? Wait, we at least should salute you.
What were the results of the members' poll?
Wait, come back. We'll salute you off. All right, guys, welcome back. I just realized something. I don't know if Kato knows even all of our ages. You know how old we all are? What year do you think I was born?
25. No, go around and guess.
What year do you think I was born?
How do the hosts react to Kaido's departure?
Well, you're 25. No, don't go by year. That's always confusing. No, I just want to know. When people are like, I'm born in 2001, I'm like, 1, 2, 3, 4. Wait, you're born in 2000. Yeah.
Okay. Wait, how old did you say he was? 25. Okay, 25. You're 16. You're... No, I'm not. I looked you up on Famous Birthdays today. You're 16. Dang. Why are you doing that?
Yo, wait, what? What were you doing? Did you look all of us up on Famous Birthdays?
What age-related discussions arise among the hosts?
Do you already know the answer?
Huh?
Do you know the answer?
No, not you two. Wait, wait. Why'd you just look up Harper? Well... How do you know I just looked up Harper? You just said it. I said I looked her up. Yeah, that's why I know her age.
What is with Famous Birthdays?
That's weird. Um, you're 22.
I did not look him up on famous birthdays.
I will show you I looked I looked her up and I looked him up cuz I was curious of his age Okay, then you got lucky on mine.
What's theirs?
Yeah, I'm not gonna do that. You guys Okay, okay Because he married you yes of 2220 and
Contact clues? Wow, he's a smart kid.
How do the hosts engage in playful banter about their ages?
I don't know if I want him to guess.
Well, he almost got it here. Try to guess the year. Wait, Mike, Mike. Mike. Microphone. 21. Microphone.
21.
21? Yep, I'm 21. Sure am.
You got them both right.
Yeah, no, you're not.
No, no, no. You actually got Kate's wrong, too. She's 21, but you were close. Oh, okay, okay, okay.
I thought you were going to say 19. I was like, okay.
What is the significance of the Famous Birthdays discussion?
But the girls are talking a lot for that. Kate, how old's Kato?
16? 16. You can't do that. 16? 15? I said 16. I thought you were 15.
But how old is Alex?
That's a hard one, actually. 27?
No, guess again. Younger or older? Just guess again. 19. Wait, pop up Alex's age on the screen.
How did you go?
21, 21. Wait, hold on. You're guessing all over the board. Well, hold on. You're guessing all over the board. We need an answer. You're like 7, 28. 32. No, a for sure answer.
Okay, 20.
Wow, you got it. Wow. He said 27. Why did you start off with 27? Listen, I'm going to go around. 25, 21, 22, 20. 25, 20, 22.
Are we supposed to be impressed?
25, 21, 22, 16, 16, 25.
And you're wrong.
26 25. Yeah.
How do the hosts plan to celebrate the podcast's return?
Yeah.
Here you go. You're 26.
No, she's 21.
I'm 26 We've known each other for like three or four years.
He's like Oh, okay.
Okay. So 25 20. Okay.
I remember map turned 23 when I'm when I met him And I was 13 14. I'm gonna remember that I'm gonna be 17 next month Have you guys seen the dr. Pepper girl? Yeah.
Why are we bringing up the doctor?
Have you guys seen that? That's old news, Cash. Wait, I don't know the Dr. Pepper girl. What?
It's obviously new news.
She said, Dr. Pepper, baby. It's good and nice. Except she did not sound like that.
Dr. Pepper is good and nice. Dude, I'm serious. That does seem to be their pregame.
It is. They made it a commercial.
Are they actually making it a commercial?
I think they already did.
Don't quote me on this.
They paid her like millions of dollars.
What are the final thoughts on Kaido's exit and the podcast's future?
They did. She got like $2 million.
Don't quote me on this, but it might be a Super Bowl commercial. I don't know. I feel like I heard that somewhere, but I don't know. But it is a very good jingle. You haven't seen that, Harper?
No, but this- It's this girl.
She's literally- Go ahead.
This girl just stopped me, and I'm livid right now.
Is it the Dr. Pepper girl?
Yes.
I have a theme song for Dr. Pepper, and it goes like this. Dr. Pepper baby is good and nice. Dr. Pepper. That's literally it.
She made that video, and it got... How many views did it get? I'm not kidding.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
Why is Kaido leaving the podcast?
0:00–0:23
2
What were the results of the members' poll?
0:23–0:50
3
How do the hosts react to Kaido's departure?
0:50–1:14
4
What age-related discussions arise among the hosts?
1:14–2:02
5
How do the hosts engage in playful banter about their ages?
2:02–2:30
6
What is the significance of the Famous Birthdays discussion?
2:30–3:26
7
How do the hosts plan to celebrate the podcast's return?
3:26–4:13
8
What are the final thoughts on Kaido's exit and the podcast's future?
4:13–44:41