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Piper Raquel 0:00
All right, Salish, who do you want to hit? Don't look at me.
Harper 0:02
Don't look at me.
Piper Raquel 0:03
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Kate 0:04
All right, well, here's y'all's tortillas. Ew. Oh, oh, oh. She has arrived.
Piper Raquel 0:10
Y'all said that you guys weren't going to box. I didn't agree to this.
Cash 0:14
I'm 18 now, and I'll literally get anything tattooed on my body, so don't tempt me. Anything? Yeah, like literally anything.
Kenzie 0:20
Like our logo?
Cash 0:21
I would get it somewhere.
Piper Raquel 0:23
I don't wanna sit by her anymore. Okay, that's... Are we serious? Harper! Oh my... Are you kidding me? Why are you crashing out? Oh! I have tortillas. What? Okay.
Maverick 0:37
You get them tortillas. Why do you have tortillas?
Piper Raquel 0:39
Dude, I don't want to play any tortilla games.
Maverick 0:41
No. Please no. Yeah. Why are they that color?
Piper Raquel 0:45
At Target today, tortillas, and I was like, we can do the tortilla slap challenge. Dude, I don't like that game. So I say, okay, no, we don't got to hit you guys.
Maverick 0:54
Why did you buy whole wheat?
Kate 0:57
What?
Piper Raquel 0:57
Those are brown tortillas.
Kate 0:58
It's the healthy kind. I don't even know what those work.
Piper Raquel 1:03
Okay, so two people must get hit and two people must hit. Okay, me and you. What? Yes. Cash versus candy.
Harper 1:11
I'll destroy you with that tortilla.
Piper Raquel 1:15
Okay, I don't like that. Wait, can we get some water? We need bottles of water so we can do the challenge.
Unknown 1:22
Put the gorilla.
Piper Raquel 1:22
It's under your seat.

What challenges are the guests planning to do with tortillas?

Unknown 1:24
Yeah, it's under your chair. Oh, we're sitting on the water.
Piper Raquel 1:26
It's under your chair. Harper and Saish will be the hitters.
Maverick 1:28
Oh, yay.
Piper Raquel 1:29
For other people? Okay, yeah. And you guys each pick who you want to hit.
Maverick 1:32
I call Cash.
Piper Raquel 1:34
Okay, well. All right, Saish, who do you want to hit? Don't look at me. Don't look at me.
Maverick 1:39
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Kate 1:39
You just felt bad because you didn't want to hit one of the girls.
Piper Raquel 1:42
That's crazy. And I think Harper just got excited. All right, well, here's y'all's tortillas. They don't, they feel like actual like paper. Yeah, I would never eat this if I'm being honest.

How do the guests react to the tortilla slap challenge?

Kate 1:54
After seeing Salish win in arm wrestling, now I'm scared.
Harper 1:58
I'm about to get bruised by a tortilla.
Piper Raquel 2:01
Yeah, technically it's me and Salish on a team because she's trying to get you to spit out your water. And it's you and Harper on a team because Harper's going to try to get me to spit out mine. So can we get two bottles? Wait, do we have bottles?
Harper 2:09
I have one bottle.
Piper Raquel 2:10
Wait, are you going to spit that water on us? No, no, no. Okay. Well, I don't know. No, you better not spit the water you you spit water on me.
Kate 2:19
You'll see what this tortilla does to your face We don't have to You don't have to do that.
Piper Raquel 2:32
OK, all right. Maverick, do the, wait here. Mav, you want to sit where Salish is, and they can each stand right here? So that way, they can line up. All right, ready? Here we go. Mav, so scoot over. All right, so Harper, you're hitting me. Salish, you're hitting Maverick. So me and Salish are on a team. Harper and Maverick are on a team. Who wants to go first? Me.
Kate 2:52
How about Salish goes first, huh? No, me. I'm thinking I have a lot of water in my mouth.
Piper Raquel 2:55
How about we let Salish do rock, paper, scissors, and Salish goes first? So no problem. OK. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Uh, Sage is the guest, so I think Sage should go first.
Unknown 3:03
Okay, alright, ready Matt, ready?
Piper Raquel 3:06
Here we go, ready?
Kenzie 3:08
Alright, ready?
Piper Raquel 3:13
Ew!
Unknown 3:13
Sorry, I was just thirsty.
Piper Raquel 3:15
He just like drooled all over himself. Ew, Matt was like washing between his teeth like a boss. Ew! Ew, Matt's spit is gonna go on me.
Harper 3:29
I didn't do it hard enough. We're starting off like chill.
Maverick 4:00
I don't feel bad, he's fine.
Piper Raquel 4:08
Oh my god, he's trying again. You're gonna make the last one. Maverick, put water in your mouth.
Okay.
Piper Raquel 4:17
I mean, he drank half the bottle, jeez. Ew, he is... Oh my god.
Maverick 4:29
I was laughing. Oh my God.
Piper Raquel 4:43
I was laughing and it started to go. Oh, I literally started laughing. I felt it going up my nose and down my throat. We have a game I want to play.
Maverick 5:10
Oh, no. Again?
Piper Raquel 5:12
Why are we doing this? Tortilla slap challenge.
Maverick 5:15
No. Not again. New game.
Piper Raquel 5:16
Oh, I have a game. You're not taking my tortillas. I'm not. I'm going to give them right back. I promise. I don't trust that. I promise you.
Kate 5:23
No way, Jose. Give her the tortillas. I want to see.
Piper Raquel 5:25
We only have like three left. Okay. I'll tell you what the game is. You ready?

What unexpected moments happen during the episode?

Piper Raquel 5:29
Okay.

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