Our House Was Robbed!
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What happened during the house break-in?
My house got broken into one time. They tried to steal my uncle's identity.
What? What?
The cops walk up to her and they're like, hey, we found this man in your house and he's saying that he's David and he like has all the information on David. He had taken a shower, like made himself breakfast. Is this guy psycho?
He was really playing the role of I am David. I think we all could use some constructive criticism on the pod.
And I think that that is Mav. So Mav, you can now go around and share what mine is.
I'm gonna get in so much trouble for saying this. The problem is you look at things from a perspective of like, you're better than everyone else.
But like, oh, things just got good. I'm here for the drama.
Okay, is no one gonna talk about it? No one's gonna talk about it. Fine. We'll talk. Yes, it is true. I ate 176 grams of protein just in my breakfast.
I know. It's amazing. You're kind of like blending in with the strawberry with the red shirt. Your hair? Yes, my hair. How you cut it?
I got a haircut.
Congratulations. You look so good.
No hat. Editor will be happy now. Well, I mean, honestly, that is an accomplishment.
Wait, is that actually what you're talking about?
Yes.
Wait, wait, my friend's calling me. Let's see if she passed her driving test.
Oh, boy. Okay. Good luck, Morgan.
How did the conversation shift from a burglary to personal criticisms?
Hey, Brooke, we're on the podcast. Did you pass it? Guess who's a licensed driver? Yay! That would have been so embarrassing if she didn't. All right, bye. I have to go. I'm on the pod. Okay, I'm taking you to school tomorrow, though. Bye. Do not get in that car. The fact that 16-year-old
girls can get their license and we're not all dead. It's crazy, man.
The fact that little boys who drink can get their license. What?
Who's giving you the license? Who's giving these licenses?
Little menaces that go to my school. Little menaces. You know, Mav and Cash were driving when they were 14 on motorcycles.
Do y'all know that one meme? It's like the go, go. Yes. Oh. Do you be the person who's like asking me about Minnesota and be like, why don't you like Minnesota? Are you sure you know what you're talking about?
Yeah, I've seen the meme, but I don't want to ask you about Minnesota right now.
I know, but I can do it really well.
I don't think you can.
I promise I can. Tell me what to ask. So be like, so first I'm going to say, I don't really care. I'll be like, why don't you care about this?
Is this another Beetlejuice thing?
No.
Because you threw last time.
It's a TikTok. Why don't you care about Minnesota? No, I don't care about your question. And then just keep like being like, no, but Minnesota. And I'll be like, go.
Oh, okay, okay.
Why don't you like Minnesota? No, I don't care about your question.
But what about Minnesota? No, I don't. Go. What about Minnesota? Go. Why don't you like Minnesota? Go away. What about Minnesota? oh and he's so nice a stand-up guy what is that a meme from y'all have to watch it yeah i guess so because i don't get it do you guys did you guys i started drinking olipop if you want to sponsor us but since you're not a sponsor oh my gosh for now um did you guys i was in so deep on the olipop versus poppy drama What do you like better? No one knows what that is. No, Poppy is like the other drink brand.
You guys watch. I'm going to be 250 pounds. Are you still thinking about your protein gains?
Yes.
We moved all the way on to Beast Games. I want to gain 80 pounds. Beast Games?
What humorous events occurred involving food?
Can we talk about Beast Games? Have you watched it? Yeah. Have you finished it? Did you? Honestly, should we just give away the winner right now? Yeah, we'll give it away right now. No, no, don't give away the winner.
I'd be pissed.
If somebody gave away the winner, we'd still win.
Mr. Clean just fell on our stairs. Oh, my Uber Eats. Just chunk it out. Oh, no! What is in there?
What's in there? A gold? If there's mozzarella sticks in there, you better give me one. No, you can't. I had a mozzarella.
Who earns a bag like that? Buns are on the floor, Mav.
Your buns are falling.
Fix your mic, bud. Don't need that. Fix your mic, bud. You're crooked. Always crooked.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What happened during the house break-in?
0:00–1:12
2
How did the conversation shift from a burglary to personal criticisms?
1:12–3:23
3
What humorous events occurred involving food?
3:23–9:33
4
How did the discussion transition to personal habits and criticisms?
9:33–15:21
5
What are the dynamics among the speakers during the podcast?
15:21–53:01
6
What games did the podcast hosts play?
53:01–1:06:34