Chapter 1: What song does Brook finally reveal?
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Chapter 2: What is the StrideKick update and how can listeners participate?
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Chapter 3: What happened with the cruise ship off Cape Verde?
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Chapter 4: How do the Warriors' potential victory plans unfold?
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Chapter 5: What are the latest updates on the hantavirus outbreak?
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How about we? Nah, that's how a car sounds.
The LDV. The Mahi Monday LDV. Currently we are driving around on the Terra 9. Brooke and I are at least. Terra Squad.
I call mine the King Kong. The King Kong. Go on. Yeah. Strong. Just a beautiful, well put together piece of art that only a true artist could come up with. And so I named it King Kong.
And I've got the big green beauty. Mine is like a forest green.
Hulk.
I just need to put an apology out there to whoever was travelling in front of me this morning. And I thought it was actually Hendo in his little car. And so I was driving around. Did you just little car him?
Did you just little car him, did you?
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Chapter 6: What are the hosts' thoughts on the Warriors' premiership parade?
Sorry, so if we lose the LDV. Oh no, that's the hybrid that you had outside. You've just forgot, Mark. It wasn't the LDV, it was the hybrid. 100% my LDV. Sorry, LDV. But, you know what? That's a great thing. That's a great thing. Whoever was driving in front of me will be like, what was going on? It wasn't you, Hendo. Anyway, get your LDVs.
I want to say this is the last time, this week is the last time you will be seeing us in the studio. Our future... It's always going to be bright with Shiv Nation, but we don't know what's going to happen or where we're going. And that's the exciting part. But this is coming to an end. We've had over 20 million downloads. If you think about it, we've done a lot of things in the studio.
A lot of things. And this week comes to an end.
We've been able to also do a lot of things because of what happened in the studio. Oh, of course. Yeah, we've been blessed with... Mark, you lived your dream because of what happened in the studio.
That's it. 708 episodes later, not all in the studio. Obviously, we went from Garage to another studio to here. Basically all of those. A lot of them. A lot of lifting in the studio. Yeah.
I hope one of my dreams comes true at the next studio. Yeah, one dream down. One dream down. One studio down, one dream down. Beautiful. But no, we come... Yeah, this is the... End of an era. It really is, eh? Well, it's been real. Let's go make some more memories, eh? All right, what's on the show for you today?
What is on the show? Oh! It's time we start planning. And I don't mean that in a cocky way. I'm not bringing energy to this as in... I'm not trying to... I'm not trying to ruin anything, but I think it's okay that when someone's showing you that they can be winners, it's okay to start saying, well, what's the parade going to look like? It's time we start planning the Waz parade.
What are you doing? What are you doing? We're well rested after that bye. Boys are ready to go. Charge on. Number two on the table. What do you mean a parade? Well, we just need to start hypothesising. We need to start dreaming of what it could look like. I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.
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Chapter 7: How does the podcast address the recent cruise ship incidents?
I've got some ideas.
I've got some ideas, yeah. This is diabolical.
This could be dangerous.
I don't like boys, don't believe in the boys.
Matua Mark, what you got?
I also want to talk about cruise ships, gentlemen. How do we feel of cruise ships? Some harrowing news.
I want you to tell me about that because I saw a headline and I was like, no.
And just your thoughts on cruise ships in general. But yeah, due respect for what's happening at the moment on a certain cruise ship. I want to talk about that a little.
Beautiful. Check in today. Is it the 25th of December? No, it's not. But call me Father Christmas because I'm about to give you a present. I'm in a giving mood today. Oh. I am in a giving mood. No. Guys, last week we started something new. We called it Beat It, where I gave you the start of the song. And that's all you got. Just the very first beat.
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Chapter 8: What is the final message from the hosts for the listeners?
Three, two, one. Guys, this was the song.
I tried to tell you it was one of the classics. Turn your lights down low. Oh, it's one of the good ones.
I had people messaging me.
I had one guy that was trying to impress a girl. He's like, tell me. I was like, I don't know. You have to message Brooke. He didn't message me. He didn't message you?
Oh, I would have given him the lob too.
Oh.
Oh, bro, if you need help next time, because we're going to do Beat It again for sure, I just have to find the right one. And I don't want to be the only one to do it. So, Jordan, you find one, Mark, you find one.
Mark, you have a look too.
You do it too. Oh, gentlemen, as much as I'd like to call it Beat It, what if I told you that I've gone the opposite way as an evil and I said, this is to the bitter end and I already have one?
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