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THE MORNING SHIFT

Did You... Fart?

27 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

1.938 - 9.889 Mark

If you didn't know, today and for the rest of the week, it is the Mayhem Mega Sale at Chemist Warehouse.

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9.909 - 10.81 Unknown

Mayhem Mega Sale!

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10.83 - 11.611 Mark

You're here to hear first.

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Chapter 2: What happens during the forfeit time after Game 1?

11.671 - 24.148 Mark

Gentlemen, I may or may not have. I absolutely did. Stop in at Chemist Warehouse on the way in. And I have gifts that I won't make you earn, like cards. I will give you them now. Jordan, this is for you.

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25.343 - 30.855 Jordan

I've always wanted a bee box. Oh, yes. Thank you for listening.

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30.875 - 42.962 Mark

What is this? What is that? Dude, Keon will love this. Bro, those are on. Bro, I've never seen this. You cut up fruit. You can put it in there and you can suck on it without getting the lumps come through.

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42.982 - 43.162 Unknown

Oh, dude.

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Chapter 3: What financial tips are shared in the Sharesies Money Moment?

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No choking.

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43.543 - 45.006 Mark

Well done. That's also for Jordan.

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45.492 - 47.797 Unknown

Also, thank you for listening, Mark. I needed a toothbrush.

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Chapter 4: How do the hosts creatively express the phrase 'Did you fart'?

47.817 - 49.581 Unknown

I was telling you about this. I lost my electric toothbrush.

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50.223 - 61.408 Mark

You lost your electric toothbrush? Well, I left it in Brisbane. I can tell you right now, the Oral-B Power Toothbrush 2 Series, $99. Down from $199. Oh, thank you so much.

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Chapter 5: What are the popular burger staples discussed in the Yeah Naah segment?

61.388 - 65.755 Mark

It's all part of the Mayhem Mega Sale at Chemist Warehouse. Gentlemen, I hope I've made your mornings.

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65.935 - 73.447 Jordan

No, you have. No, honestly, bro, all Keon does is try and munch things and just eat the corners of tables, anything, so this is huge help.

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73.467 - 76.132 Unknown

All I want to do is be seen and heard, and you've seen and heard me. That's it.

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76.152 - 78.375 Mark

Oh, I want that. I'm up right now.

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Chapter 6: How does the podcast address the recent government budget release?

78.415 - 82.923 Mark

Thank you, Mark. It's not all me, though. It's Chemist Warehouse. Proud sponsors of The Morning Shift.

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Rolling with Chemist Warehouse. Let's go. Ten toes down, baby. You know who it is.

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94.414 - 97.339 Brooke

I'm trying to be like you, mother. Shush.

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Chapter 7: What insights are shared about personal spending habits and financial independence?

97.36 - 107.258 Brooke

It's too late to turn back now. The Morning Shift. Powered by Unimedia.

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107.238 - 120.563 Unknown

Yes! Kia ora, good morning, good evening and everything in between. It is a Talk To Me Nice Thursday. We're here for our morning shifters from our misters. To our sisters. We're back for another show just in case you missed us. Do the dish.

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Chapter 8: How do the hosts evaluate different burger options?

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All powered by You Know Media. Just lock in, baby. Let's lock in for a big ass Thursday for everybody. I'm here.

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129.26 - 145.658 Jordan

You're trying to inspire yourself. I am, bro. I got you, my boy. Stay blessed. Don't stress. We've got you covered like a sundress. Welcome to officially the number one show. If you call down under your home, welcome to new media. The people's media. Let's push. Say no more. Take your shoes off at the door. Everything you want. Nothing you don't. Real people, real talk.

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145.678 - 146.679 Jordan

And we ain't number one in the charts.

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146.759 - 152.245 Mark

Hopefully, we're number one in your heart. Let's get it, get it. Budget Thursday, gentlemen.

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153.106 - 153.386 Brooke

Budget.

153.506 - 163.434 Mark

Yeah. Budget, budget. Government releases its budget today for everyone who's interested. Oh, what do you reckon? Oh, no, they've already told us. Don't get excited by anything. There'll be no tax breaks.

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Ain't that why we put you in there, National? So we can be excited at times like this?

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You're the ones that are supposed to be telling us, get excited. That's it. No, it's get responsible. It's like a responsible one. So basically what they're saying is don't expect any relief. This is trying to get the books back in balance. Don't expect any good times or...

181.505 - 197.122 Jordan

But you told us that this wasn't going to be the case. No one asked, but my angle is that now is that I should never rely on the government for anything. It's not the government. It's me buying $400 shoes. That's it. It's actually putting me back in life.

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