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THE MORNING SHIFT

He Has The Chance To WIN IT ALL!

29 Apr 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

1.448 - 12.215 Mark

Chemist's Warehouse proud sponsors of The Morning Shift want to talk about fragrances they have in store. I want to talk about that too. Shall I go first? Allow me to introduce you.

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12.235 - 16.225 Jordan

I knew you went and got something. I knew you went and got something.

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16.366 - 23.12 Mark

This is where he does his thing. What did I do? This is where he does that thing. You stole the money? Nah.

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23.2 - 24.403 Jordan

This is Giorgio Armani. No, no.

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24.423 - 30.716 Mark

Yeah, this was sent in, and I think this sits next to Hendo's desk, and Hendo uses it, so I don't know what you're accusing me of.

30.837 - 46.407 Jordan

Nah, that's too flash for where he's at in life, you know? 21. Bro, you're still in Hoop and CK and like A Millionaire, all of those ones. Bro, you leave the Giorgio Armani over here, cuz. You're a chameleon? Bro, you're out West and Henderson. Bro, CK all they need, cuz.

Chapter 2: How is Louis Davis preparing for Beast Games?

46.447 - 56.44 Jordan

You know what? You're not using that gold liquid. Bro, you don't even go to town, cuz. You're using that at Miss Q's, cuz. A little bit of pew.

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57.022 - 63.888 Mark

Hey, whatever it is you're using and wherever you live, make sure you grab your fragrances at Chemist Warehouse. Proud sponsors of the morning.

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Cheers.

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With Chemist Warehouse.

Chapter 3: What does 'The Price Is Probably Wrong' segment entail?

70.518 - 82.996 Unknown

Let's go. Never fold. Ten turns down, baby. You know who it is. I'm trying to be like you, mother. Shush. It's too late to turn back now. The Morning Shift.

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83.016 - 94.352 Mark

Powered by Unimedia, baby.

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94.372 - 96.696 Unknown

Ten. I did it to a rich love.

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Chapter 4: How do rising prices affect everyday New Zealanders?

96.756 - 99.58 Unknown

I did it to a rich love.

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99.745 - 111.986 Jordan

Hey don't laugh like that, you're really laughing now, I'm pissing you off. I just want to say, I've been watching wrestling out of nowhere and I just went into main character mode right then, oh my god.

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112.667 - 129.696 Unknown

Hey yes, kia ora, good morning, good evening and everything in between. It's the Talk To Me Nice. Thursday we're here for our Morishita from our misters, to our sisters. We're back for another show just in case you missed us. Do the dish. That's Shawn Michaels. I know that.

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130.197 - 140.334 Jordan

I don't like him. I don't like him. I know what you're doing. I don't like him. He was mean to the rock. This is what I'm figuring it out. Bro, the heartbreak kid. Yeah, but he was mean to the rock. Racist. Racist. But they don't want to say it. Why?

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No, no, no. I'm winding up my sweet chip music.

144.08 - 146.003 Jordan

I hear a racist. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

146.118 - 146.799 Unknown

I'm sorry.

146.819 - 158.578 Jordan

Stay blessed. We got you covered like a sundress. Welcome to officially the number one show. If you call down under your home, welcome to new media. The People's Media. That was a good one.

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Family.

Chapter 5: What insights does Louis Davis share about his journey?

269.167 - 279.361 Unknown

New Zealand based averages. I'm going to see how locked in you guys are to the market in today's climate. Are we talking current prices? Like right now.

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279.381 - 286.69 Mark

As of right now. So you'll go online and you'll find the exact prices that we're expecting. Well, I've gone with average for these things. Now we're starting to hear the truths.

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286.67 - 290.981 Unknown

No, no, I'm going with average. I'm going to keep it a buck with you. Okay? I'm going to keep it real with you.

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Chapter 6: How does the crew engage with the audience during the show?

291.001 - 302.61 Unknown

Are we shopping at Pack and Save or are we shopping at Woolworths? Don't worry. Don't worry. I've looked into all these things. The fine print has been covered. Okay, cool. But it's Woolworths just in case you're wondering. Yes.

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302.911 - 329.235 Mark

Mark, what's going on? Gentlemen, so there has been a bit of a stir amongst our government and it's become around food. So very recently, a former National Party leader caused a stir when he revealed that he used tinned spaghetti on one's pizza. So I wanted to start my conversation there because I am eventually going to worm into what I want to talk about. So tinned spaghetti.

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329.375 - 333.28 Mark

So pizza, get a piece of base. Did a politician say that? Yeah.

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333.3 - 340.329 Jordan

These guys just playing in our faces. They're on 200 plus a year, and they've got to just sound relatable. It's okay.

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340.349 - 342.171 Unknown

I was about to say, what's wrong with you?

342.291 - 357.691 Mark

Yeah, put 200K in my bank a year, and I'll still eat noodles. I'll still eat two-minute noodles. I'll still eat the, you know, I just love, and maybe that's something. Maybe that's something that, you know, even as a politician, maybe that was their noodle. That was their spaghetti. When was the last time you had me goring noodles? Meagering?

357.711 - 361.737 Jordan

Nah, he does. Meagering is not spaghetti in a can on pizza, though. I just want to make that distinction.

Chapter 7: What are the implications of AI in the music industry?

361.757 - 362.258 Mark

But they are cheap.

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362.278 - 363.6 Jordan

There are layers and there's levels to this.

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363.62 - 368.287 Mark

Yeah, but that still would be considered cheap to a lot of people. The ones that don't know the secret.

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368.307 - 370.69 Jordan

No, two-minute noodles would be cheap. Not meagering.

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370.911 - 375.037 Mark

Well, meagering, it's not actually. I don't even use meagering. Are you two-minute?

375.057 - 375.938 Jordan

Oh, are you Trident?

376.379 - 376.519 Mark

No.

376.599 - 381.887 Jordan

Oh, Trident goes hard, though. It can, but you're good. You mix in heaps of other stuff, eh? You Maggie's. With your noodles.

382.007 - 382.708 Unknown

Yeah, yeah.

Chapter 8: How does the episode conclude with final thoughts?

464.521 - 465.362 Jordan

Don't annoy me.

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466.439 - 468.963 Mark

I'm in such a great mood. We'll end that here then.

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468.983 - 472.989 Jordan

No, no, no, no. So he sends this link. Are we talking about it now? Yeah, we are talking about it.

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473.009 - 496.369 Mark

No, no, so we got sent links, right? You guys got the email with all the links? Okay, okay. So I went through every single link and each single one of them were beautiful hotels available in Whakatane. Now, if you're from Ohope or Whakatane, then perhaps you'll know, you know, there's some beautiful establishments. I was like, at... Bro, when in Whakatane, be in Whakatane.

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496.389 - 516.197 Jordan

You know what I mean? And then he proceeds to send us what I could only describe as a well-done state house. Which is, no, I'm not saying, I'm not saying. What? I'm just saying. What? If I had whānau and they were living in that house, I've got whānau in there. Basically. The kitchen's humming. There's something beautiful on the stove from Aunty or Nan. You know?

516.377 - 520.003 Jordan

I'm going to sleep on that couch. But if I had to choose and pay.

520.944 - 535.368 Mark

See, the thing is. That Airbnb is the equivalent of one night stay for one of us at one of the hotels. We're trying to save money here, right? We're on the hustle, we're on the grind.

535.388 - 537.511 Jordan

You are trying to save money, my boy.

538.193 - 539.715 Mark

We're back, we're grinding.

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