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THE MORNING SHIFT

Jordan Lived A Parent's Worst Nightmare

01 Jun 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

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We were just talking, there's that saying, when your kids grow up, you're going to miss those things. One thing I do not miss is that cry in the middle of the night. Can't get them back to sleep.

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11.507 - 14.414 Jordan

Oh, no way. I miss me with that. Oh, I'm going through it right now.

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I do not miss that at all. But what I do miss is watching them enjoy the B-Box. You just, this right here for your babies out there, four month plus. It's gun friendly.

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Chapter 2: What are the key events leading to a parent's worst nightmare?

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It's got that silicone pouch that, I don't know about your kids, but my son loved. Porsche e le silicone.

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32.439 - 39.491 Jordan

Just in case anyone from Espanol is listening to the show. You can put fruits in it and they can just have a little nibble, man.

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39.851 - 42.255 Matua Mark

Have a little nibble. And it stops the choking episodes.

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42.235 - 43.579 Jordan

Yeah, that's what we need.

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43.96 - 50.859 Matua Mark

That was the key. That was the best part about it. And it's available at Chemist Warehouse, who are proud sponsors of The Morning Shift.

Chapter 3: How does Jordan's experience shape his perspective on parenting?

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Rolling with Chemist Warehouse.

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57.035 - 76.005 Mark

Let's go! Never fold. Ten toes down, baby. You know who it is. I'm trying to be like you, mother. Shush. It's too late to turn back now. The Morning Shift. Powered by Unimedia. Let's move!

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Yes! Good morning, good evening and everything in between. It's a big trash Tuesday, but we're still going to call it a LDV Tuesday. Okay? Have to every now and then. We're here with our morning shits from our misters to our sisters. We back for another show just in case you missed us.

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Chapter 4: What life hacks can genuinely change your daily routine?

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Do the Dicks or Powered by You Know Media. We put Jesus back right where he belongs.

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97.357 - 110.019 Jordan

Someone at Magic Round kindly gave my tool, Mike, to give a little figurine saying Jesus loves you. And he's just given it to me now. And I had it in the studio. So I'll just put that over here. Thank you. Is that because we say bless?

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Chapter 5: What valuable lessons can we learn from Jordan's story?

110.039 - 123.943 Jordan

We don't stress. Welcome to officially the number one show. If you're cool down under your home, welcome to New Media of the Week. Post-media. Let's go. Send them all. Take your shoes off at the door. Everything you want. Nothing you don't. Real people. Real talk.

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And if we ain't number one in the charts, hopefully we're number one in your heart. Let's get it.

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127.93 - 128.771 Jordan

Get it.

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Chapter 6: How do everyday rivalries relate to our personal lives?

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129.272 - 132.738 Matua Mark

Rested and ready. Hey. Oh, a long weekend. How was it?

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132.879 - 138.128 Jordan

I tell you what. Those ones. I tell you what. Actually, can I tell you what?

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Go on then. Go on then.

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139.27 - 162.954 Jordan

So. Jinx. Yesterday was the first day of winter. What's it? It's the first day of winter, June 1st. And so me and some of my boys, there's about 12 of us in this chat group, we decided this year we're going to do a winter challenge, right? So it's the first day of winter to the last day of winter. There's thousands of dollars up for grabs.

163.675 - 167.338 Jordan

We've partnered everyone up to have an accountability partner over the course of the winter.

Chapter 7: What insights can we gain from discussing the FIFA World Cup?

168.199 - 193.162 Jordan

We have a halfway prize for the person who's the most least engaged and who's seemingly had the least amount of gains. Just to motivate that person. Like a you suck, pull it together. Without saying that. Once a month we're going to work out together and go to a gym or do a run or something. And so, man, the boys were meal prepping. They were getting their body scans in.

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193.342 - 197.869 Jordan

It's when you... Two or three are gathered, you know? I don't care about none of that.

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197.889 - 199.091 Unknown

I want to talk about the video.

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Chapter 8: How can we effectively share life hacks with others?

200.493 - 203.878 Jordan

What video? Oh, we'll talk about that later.

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No, you need to talk about the... No, no, we'll make it a tone break this week. I was just sitting there going, are you going to talk about this video that I need everybody to see? Mark, when I tell you this video... You decide if you think it's over the top. You decide.

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What's on the show for us today?

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What is on the show for us today? Jordan, you got a story.

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226.29 - 256.186 Jordan

Guys, it happened between the last podcast and now, so I wasn't able to tell you guys, but last Friday, the worst feeling I've had since I can remember in my whole life. Happened to me on Friday. No. And I'm not gearing it up. And I thought, I just need to tell you the story. I couldn't believe that it was happening. And I thought, honestly, I was crashing out.

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And I thought, I have to tell the podcast because it was potentially would have been the worst thing that's ever happened to me by far. by far. Are you making up a story in your head? Where are you? I promise you, Fano, stick around for the show because I'm not G'ing up on everything.

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Okay, also on the show. I'm looking forward to it. Also on the show, one minute to change your life. We ask shifters, hey, can you change anybody's life in a minute? That's all you have. We got a couple of things back. We got to play out a couple of those.

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Do we all have something that- I got something that I can bring to the table now.

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Yeah, very helpful.

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