But They're Not Filming: Wednesday, April 8th, 2026
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What happens in the new 'Summer House' spinoff trailer?
Good morning, girlies, it's the toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. They sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Wednesday. It is hump day. Don't forget to hump someone you love and speaking of somebody that I love. And speaking of somebody who's climbed so many mountains in her life, humps.
You think so?
No. It's Jacqueline Follet.
Wow. Thank you so much for that beautiful introduction, Claudia. Really has me reminiscing. You know, we've done a lot of reminiscing. We recorded a Patreon yesterday. It was like the newlywed game, but for sisters. And it was about our childhood. We had whiteboards. To see if we remember things the same way. And so I've just been...
What details emerged about Sydney Sweeney and Scooter Braun's relationship?
If I could buy a house on memory lane. I've been living on memory lane, you know? I've been living on a prayer. Can I tell you why? Why? Because you parked in the street again?
Worse. Something so terrible is happening that you don't even know about. Okay. And if I'm a little short with you today or I'm a little on edge, just be patient with me, okay?
Okay, can I guess?
You're never going to guess, but sure.
Does it have to do with the mouse?
Yes.
No, oh my God. Okay, things could be worse. Yeah, things could be worse.
What emotional updates did Jen Affleck share in her tearful video?
Thank you for putting things in perspective. No. No. Guess what Ben has. Hmm. Guess what Ben has. Not COVID. Worse. The flu? Worse. Lice. Worse. Worse than lice? No. When I say it, you'll know that it's worse than lice. Worms? I feel like you're missing a big part of my and Ben's history. I wasn't even doing the C sound. I was doing the N. Norovirus.
How does Adrian Grenier's Starbucks ad relate to 'Devil Wears Prada'?
I am in hell. Oh, wow. Are you sure it's Noro? So this morning, Ben was like, it's Noro. And I'm like, well, you ate a big bowl of hummus before bed, so it's probably that. It's probably the hummus working its way.
What moments stood out during Kylie Jenner and Timothee Chalamet's dinner?
However, the more I see, the more I know, the more I learn, it's giving Noro. Now I'm just convinced that I have it. I'm okay right now. Here's the thing.
If you have to ask, you don't have it.
No, maybe it's just like hitting me late. I'm sort of like waiting for the other shoe to drop, which is why I'm like, if my stomach drops in the middle of this episode, like if the episode ends early, just know that's what happened.
You will likely get it because you're living with someone who has it and it's highly contagious, but like you obviously don't have it right now or else we wouldn't be doing a show. We wouldn't be sitting on white chairs. Well, I'm taking like extraordinary precautions. I just want to say, I think lice is worse.
No, it's not.
Noro is like 48 hours, the worst 48 hours ever, but lice is like three weeks. Lice is very inconvenient. A three-week journey to get rid of it. Yeah, sorry, but you don't experience any pain. No. Oh, I think I'd rather, not that I'm asking for anything, but if given the choice.
You choose lice? No, I choose Noro. I choose lies. Wow. Yeah. So, yeah, just sort of, you know, a plane has hit the tower of my home, you know? I'm in hell. True hell. And it's upsetting because, like, I was doing so much last night to prepare for the show. Is that what, like, kids are saying? A plane has hit the tower? Yeah. Well, they say like when something like, okay, like when somebody makes it. That's a little crazy. It is. And they use it like satirically. Like when something like happens, that's really not a big deal. But the person acts like it's a big deal. They say a plane has hit the second tower.
Got it. Like that George Bush meme.
Yeah, I mean, I guess that like the memory of 9-11 isn't fading with the new generation.
Like that's good.
What are the latest developments in the 'Mormon Wives' series?
No, I don't like it. I'm going to decline. I'm going to decline usage of that phrase. Say less, bestie. And I feel like the fact that Gen Z or whomever is saying it is because they don't have like an appropriate memory of 9-11 because if they did, they wouldn't like make jokes so flippantly.
So you're talking about me?
No, no, you're just going with the culture.
I'm just teaching.
You're going with the culture.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What happens in the new 'Summer House' spinoff trailer?
0:03–1:00
2
What details emerged about Sydney Sweeney and Scooter Braun's relationship?
1:00–1:29
3
What emotional updates did Jen Affleck share in her tearful video?
1:29–2:19
4
How does Adrian Grenier's Starbucks ad relate to 'Devil Wears Prada'?
2:19–2:30
5
What moments stood out during Kylie Jenner and Timothee Chalamet's dinner?
2:30–4:11
6
What are the latest developments in the 'Mormon Wives' series?
4:11–4:59
7
What insights were shared about the Euphoria season three premiere?
4:59–6:03
8
What is the significance of the new Starbucks ad featuring Adrian Grenier?
6:03–1:14:03
Speakers
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