Chew Like You Have A Secret: Thursday, July 16th, 2026
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Good morning, girlies, it's the toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. They sound amazing. Welcome back to The Chosen. Happy Thursday. Hope everybody's having a great day. Doing things that they love. Speaking of people that I love. It's Jacqueline Follet. Hey, Turday. How you doing? Happy Thursday. I gotta tell you something. You know, we drive to work separately. I know. Just because, like, you know, sometimes you need to run errands. Like, whatever.
We need freedom.
Yeah. But we leave the house- You didn't ship all these cars for nothing. We leave the house at the same time. Uh-huh. And every day, like, I pull out after you.
Uh-huh.
You drive behind me every day. I drive behind you every day. And there aren't so many roads here, so it's like- You're behind me the entire time.
What personal driving habits and car stories do the hosts discuss?
Nobody ever really cuts in.
No, I know. You drive- So fast. Like, I'm not going to let you sit here anymore and talk about it. I was scared of the road. I have a hard time keeping up with you. I know the Tesla, like, is just easy to go fast on. I remember when Lauren Elizabeth got a Tesla, like, super early. We were all in LA. She's like, do you want to see how fast it could go? And I was like, no. And she went insanely fast. And it happens really quickly, like, zero to 60, whatever. I'm not sitting here anymore with you being like, do you think I can make a left turn from the other lane? Okay, I have so many things to say.
Oh, man, you're so fucking fast. I have so many things to say. First of all, I told you guys I speed.
I tried to tell you. Yeah, I speed a little. Nobody believed me. Well, you guys, like, it's actually unsafe. Okay, but second of all, we sit in traffic the whole time. Where am I even going fast? No, like, a couple of times, especially when we pull out of the house.
When we pull out.
Oh, my God. I'm, like, literally, like, 100 feet behind you.
And I'm going, like, 50 miles an hour. But today I was ahead of you a lot because, like, I backed out.
I got out, like, really early. You were still waiting. No, but, like, we met up at the stop sign. So, like. And then I went fast after that. Yeah. And I thought it the other day too. I'm like, why the fuck is she driving so fast?
That's so funny because I always wonder like what you think of me driving behind me. You're probably like annoyed I didn't turn there. No, no. I'm too patient. I'm too slow.
There's not a lot of turns. It's like a weird drive here.
No, but like you have to make space for yourself here. They don't have like turning lights. Like in Florida, like if you want to make a left turn, like they will give you a green light just for your left turn.
Yeah, you have to be aggressive here.
Yeah, here you have to make space for yourself. And I always feel like self-conscious that you're like, oh, she didn't turn then.
Oh, that's funny. No, I'm not thinking about you. It's the opposite. You think I'm aggressive on the road? No, I just think you drive really fast. I tried to tell you guys. I'm glad that you saw it for yourself.
Yeah, I did. I feel conflicted because sometimes I find myself driving fast and I'm like, That feels incongruous with me as a person.
Yeah. Yeah. And it's just like, we've sort of sat here and like watched you build this narrative about being like a scared, like defensive driver. Defensive drivers would not drive how you drove this morning. I just want everyone to know, like, I was honest about that. No one believed me. Yeah. No one believed me. Yeah. You should just bring that sort of like aggressive energy to all elements of driving.
I'm getting like so much better and so much more comfortable and like bringing our cars up here has been amazing because I feel, I feel like I'm in my own clothes, you know? It's been, it's been really great. So, okay. Okay. She saw me.
That's the first thing I want to tell you.
Except you also like, I find a space for myself to turn in like, and I'm like so glad to have made it. Yeah. And then you come in my turn too.
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Chapters
4 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:03–0:53
2
What personal driving habits and car stories do the hosts discuss?
0:53–9:17
3
How do the hosts react to and review the show Elle (13 Going On 30 reboot mentions)?
9:17–15:29
4
Which comfort movies and nostalgic films do the hosts recommend and why?
15:29–58:18
Speakers
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