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Chapter 1: What happened during Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's first award show date night?
Good morning, girlies, it's the toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. They sound amazing.
Welcome back to the shows and happy Friday. Yay. It is Friday, the last day of the week. Bye, dairies. Bye, dairies. Hope everybody had an amazing week, is ready for an amazing episode.
And an amazing weekend.
I feel like it's going to be in the lofty today.
Chapter 2: What drama unfolded with Mormon Wives' Jessi and Chase McWhorter?
I don't know why. We have Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. We have Queenie and Weenie.
We have like good stories we've got a lot to talk about. We obviously have to talk about ourselves. Right.
Chapter 3: Why are Amanda Batula and Ciara Miller feuding in Summer House?
I feel like we're like both a little, correct me if I'm wrong, I'm feeling like slow moving. Oh, yeah. I'm a little bit sick. Yeah. I cough a little. She's a little bit country. I actually sneeze a little. I can't be outside. My allergies are so bad.
Chapter 4: What did Shaquille O'Neal say about the rumors involving Sabrina Carpenter?
Plus I have like a tickle in my throat of whatever's going around. So like this Friday is all I have left. Gas in the tank is on Friday mode.
Something I'm not like I don't talk about enough and that I really should like kind of journal about and gratitude journal is that I don't have allergies. I feel like there are two types of people in this world living completely different existences, like people who have seasonal allergies and people who don't.
Chapter 5: How did Andy Cohen respond to Sarah Michelle Gellar's criticism of RHOBH?
It's just a couple week stretch. You know, the rest of the year we're having the same existence, so don't worry too hard. But, like, you can literally see, like, pollen on the cars. It's falling off the trees. I was, like, outside yesterday talking to someone. I'm like, we've got to bring this inside. I was sneezing up a storm.
Chapter 6: What happened in the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills recap?
Yeah, Ben has it too. But it's crazy you just, like, go inside and you're okay-ish. That is crazy. Yeah, it's just, like, you can't spend QT outside at the moment.
Maybe, like, I feel like it's a bigger deal because I live with Ben. Well, Ben, like, everything for Ben is allergies. Yes. And I don't know if like Ben has talked about it. Maybe he talks about it on The Good Guys and you guys know.
Chapter 7: Who were the Queenie and Weenie of the Week?
He, is he talking about his Zyrtec withdrawal? Yeah. And brain fog. Oh my God. Brain fog is actually a trigger word for me because it's now like a, it's a word now. I feel like it's in a lot of our ads.
Chapter 8: What are the hosts' final thoughts and takeaways from this episode?
We have a sponsor. He was actually here that day. It's a buzzy word, but like Ben has been talking about brain fog for like 10 years, but he didn't know the right medical phrase for it. So he was always trying to describe to me how he felt just like blurry. And I'm like, like literally I have, I have memories of like us in our first apartment, like being just boyfriend and girlfriend.
Like when I tell you, I can't talk about brain fog. Like it's so deeply personally triggering for me.
But it turned out it was the Zyrtec he was taking every day.
Well, he thinks it's always like every day Ben wakes up. He's like, I feel. Found the source of my brain frog. Today, the brain fog was from Zyrtec, which apparently causes brain fog. Like, I can't. I literally can't.
Please don't say that word in front of me. I haven't been taking allergy medication because he like kind of scared me off of Zyrtec. I also feel like I read something else about Zyrtec. And I don't know. I just feel like less is more. So I'm just, I'm hitting the Advil. Yeah, I take a little Advil.
One thing about me, when my time comes and they open up my body, because obviously I will be studied by science, I'm going to be all Advil. Will you dedicate your body to science? Religiously, I don't believe we are allowed to become cadavers. We have to be one with the soil. We can't be cremated. There's a lot of rules, actually, in Judaism about how you... Die. No, not die. How you like.
Be dead. Live after death. How you be dead. How you be dead. And I don't be like that. I don't think we can become cadavers. And I just know if I was a cadaver, like the medical student who got me would be a toaster. And like, you know, it would be exciting. You would hope.
Do you think anybody ever recognized the cadaver being like, oh, my, this was my third grade middle school teacher or whatever?
Yes. I think anything is possible. So I would say in the history of the world, one time at least someone recognized their cadaver. I want to interview that person. But you could donate yourself in other ways.
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