Cream Queens: Thursday, March 5th, 2026
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What gift did Rob Rausch give Maura Higgins on 'WWHL'?
Good morning, girlies, it's the toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. They sound amazing. Welcome back to the Toast and Epi. Thursday. Yeah, that's right. We made it to the latter half of the week. Pat yourselves on the back.
Pat yourself on the back. Hey, Jax. How you doing? Doing good. Excited that it's Thursday. Yeah. Excited that we're both matching today. Creamy vibes. The theme category is? Cream.
What did Chase Stokes say about Morgan Evans' masculinity?
Creamy. Cream Queens. Sounds like a porno. Title. Title. I love it. We're always thinking very titillating. Title. That'll kind of force people to click, you know? Curiosity.
What did Khloé Kardashian reveal about her role at Good American?
Cream Queens. But that's us today. We are so creamy. Yes, we are. I'm wearing a shirt that I put on and I was like, I feel like I'm wearing Jackie's clothes. I love it. Thanks. Where'd you get it? Newts. I figured. Yeah. I don't know how I feel about wearing short sleeves. You know? Don't you feel like wearing short sleeves... as a person who had a baby somewhat recently, is kind of a brave thing to do. It's not even short sleeves. Short sleeves are just so juvenile. It's so middle school. I said I love your sweater and I want your sweater.
What led to Britney Spears' DUI arrest?
It's not about you and your sweater, but there is something just so juvenile about short sleeves. Certain types of short sleeves.
Who was revealed as the celebrity under the Eggplant costume on 'The Masked Singer'?
I don't know, something about my shirt today is so short sleeve. Like I'm kind of walking into the room sleeves first. Yeah.
What are the main highlights from the Southern Charm recap?
And I feel like we talked about this the last time Maggie Rogers went to the Grammys and wore a short sleeve gown. Like a short sleeve gown is insane. Yeah. Certain types of short sleeves are just more obvious than others. And I feel like, yes, mine today are just so obvious. Yeah, but it has nothing to do with like arm size or anything. It just has to do with like attitude, you know? Of course. It's like, oh, I have gym class today. I'm wearing short sleeves. It's P.E. Yeah, but a mature woman... has a long arm, but all's to say, I love your sweater. I'm really not knocking your sweater. I'm actually like, I wish I were wearing. It comes with matching pants, but it was too hot. Oh, wow. I wish I were wearing.
It's not about you, but they're like, we need to discuss short sleeves because. I feel like we actually talk a lot about cap sleeves, which are just like an insane. No, that's not a real thing. Not at all. That's not a real thing. I don't even want to like dignify cap sleeves at the discussion. Yeah. Short sleeves are just crazy. They're not crazy. They're just crazy. They're just interesting, you know?
Yeah, I do.
I don't have a lot of short sleeves, unless I'm wearing a t-shirt, in which case, yeah, I have PE. T-shirt is different, though. I'm taking the presidential fitness test today. T-shirt is different. Oh, my God. All those tests, like the presidential fitness test, the BJEs. If you didn't go to a Jewish school, you don't know the BJEs. The Regents. The Regency is where Tom cheated on his wife. I took my Regents at the Regency. Because she's a high class woman, you know? The Regents, the BJEs, like all those standardized stats. Of course, the SATs. Like, please, I can't get back there. Everyone knows the SATs. I told this story. I was just talking about this over the weekend. Did I ever tell you guys a story about the time my SAT tutor like fainted?
Like in our session? I don't think so. But that was the same tutor I had, right? No, no, no. Different tutor? We went through a couple of tutors. And this was before I, like my tutor that changed my life. His name was Snehal. It took me a while to find him. So before Snehal, there was a woman. She would come to the house for like little sessions. And I remember one time I was home alone, which like we weren't kids who were home alone a lot. Like either just because we had like a lot of siblings, but also we just didn't grow up in a house where we were left home alone. No. It was kind of like against the rules. And I was home alone, which was just freaky.
Yeah.
And she came over and she was like, is it okay if I eat my soup during our session?
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What gift did Rob Rausch give Maura Higgins on 'WWHL'?
0:03–0:42
2
What did Chase Stokes say about Morgan Evans' masculinity?
0:42–0:57
3
What did Khloé Kardashian reveal about her role at Good American?
0:57–1:30
4
What led to Britney Spears' DUI arrest?
1:30–1:37
5
Who was revealed as the celebrity under the Eggplant costume on 'The Masked Singer'?
1:37–1:44
6
What are the main highlights from the Southern Charm recap?
1:44–5:11
7
What insights do the hosts share about personal experiences related to the discussed topics?
5:11–1:01:25
Speakers
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