Chapter 1: What gift did Rob Rausch give Maura Higgins on 'WWHL'?
Good morning, girlies, it's the toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. They sound amazing. Welcome back to the Toast and Epi. Thursday. Yeah, that's right. We made it to the latter half of the week. Pat yourselves on the back.
Pat yourself on the back. Hey, Jax. How you doing? Doing good. Excited that it's Thursday. Yeah. Excited that we're both matching today. Creamy vibes. The theme category is? Cream.
Chapter 2: What did Chase Stokes say about Morgan Evans' masculinity?
Creamy. Cream Queens. Sounds like a porno. Title. Title. I love it. We're always thinking very titillating. Title. That'll kind of force people to click, you know? Curiosity.
Chapter 3: What did Khloé Kardashian reveal about her role at Good American?
Cream Queens. But that's us today. We are so creamy. Yes, we are. I'm wearing a shirt that I put on and I was like, I feel like I'm wearing Jackie's clothes. I love it. Thanks. Where'd you get it? Newts. I figured. Yeah. I don't know how I feel about wearing short sleeves. You know? Don't you feel like wearing short sleeves...
as a person who had a baby somewhat recently, is kind of a brave thing to do. It's not even short sleeves. Short sleeves are just so juvenile. It's so middle school. I said I love your sweater and I want your sweater.
Chapter 4: What led to Britney Spears' DUI arrest?
It's not about you and your sweater, but there is something just so juvenile about short sleeves. Certain types of short sleeves.
Chapter 5: Who was revealed as the celebrity under the Eggplant costume on 'The Masked Singer'?
I don't know, something about my shirt today is so short sleeve. Like I'm kind of walking into the room sleeves first. Yeah.
Chapter 6: What are the main highlights from the Southern Charm recap?
And I feel like we talked about this the last time Maggie Rogers went to the Grammys and wore a short sleeve gown. Like a short sleeve gown is insane. Yeah. Certain types of short sleeves are just more obvious than others. And I feel like, yes, mine today are just so obvious. Yeah, but it has nothing to do with like arm size or anything. It just has to do with like attitude, you know? Of course.
It's like, oh, I have gym class today. I'm wearing short sleeves. It's P.E. Yeah, but a mature woman... has a long arm, but all's to say, I love your sweater. I'm really not knocking your sweater. I'm actually like, I wish I were wearing. It comes with matching pants, but it was too hot. Oh, wow. I wish I were wearing.
It's not about you, but they're like, we need to discuss short sleeves because. I feel like we actually talk a lot about cap sleeves, which are just like an insane. No, that's not a real thing. Not at all. That's not a real thing. I don't even want to like dignify cap sleeves at the discussion. Yeah. Short sleeves are just crazy. They're not crazy. They're just crazy.
They're just interesting, you know?
Yeah, I do.
I don't have a lot of short sleeves, unless I'm wearing a t-shirt, in which case, yeah, I have PE. T-shirt is different, though. I'm taking the presidential fitness test today. T-shirt is different. Oh, my God. All those tests, like the presidential fitness test, the BJEs. If you didn't go to a Jewish school, you don't know the BJEs. The Regents. The Regency is where Tom cheated on his wife.
I took my Regents at the Regency. Because she's a high class woman, you know? The Regents, the BJEs, like all those standardized stats. Of course, the SATs. Like, please, I can't get back there. Everyone knows the SATs. I told this story. I was just talking about this over the weekend. Did I ever tell you guys a story about the time my SAT tutor like fainted? Like in our session?
I don't think so. But that was the same tutor I had, right? No, no, no. Different tutor? We went through a couple of tutors. And this was before I, like my tutor that changed my life. His name was Snehal. It took me a while to find him. So before Snehal, there was a woman. She would come to the house for like little sessions.
And I remember one time I was home alone, which like we weren't kids who were home alone a lot. Like either just because we had like a lot of siblings, but also we just didn't grow up in a house where we were left home alone. No. It was kind of like against the rules. And I was home alone, which was just freaky.
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Chapter 7: What insights do the hosts share about personal experiences related to the discussed topics?
So I wasn't home. Where the hell was everyone? I was in college. Olivia was in college. Really? When do you take your SATs? You start studying? Your junior year. You study as a junior? Yeah. Yeah, okay, you were in college, so I was in college. Olivia was probably home, because Olivia went to NYU, and she was, like, always hanging.
She probably wasn't home, and that's why, like, the store went nowhere.
That's why it was empty.
Yeah. It was up to Margot to, like, carry the torch of the store. And she, like, seriously didn't care. Because, like, if it was, you know, if we were all home, we would have been, like, remember the time. A family story. Oh, my God, that was so... And I remember she looked a lot like Sara Bareilles. She was, like, so... Just like a girl, you know? Sarah Biller-Ellis.
Oh, I had someone I wanted to induct into the Kia Asylum. Let's hear it. Who I believe is spending time there right now. Who? Ice Spice. Yes, the discourse does include Ice Spice.
Okay.
But I feel like the Kia Asylum, sometimes people then loop in. Like the conversation we were having about people who were so... No, actually, no, you're right. You're right. You're right. I spice. Yeah. But there's a lot of different like not everyone's there for the same reason. And I don't know the reasons a lot of them are there. Sometimes it's audience Q score. Sometimes it's industry.
They didn't, you know, play the game. So I don't know. I don't know why. I also don't know why I spice was all of a sudden like I spice, you know, everybody knowing I spice. What were the circumstances that like led to her being eligible for a Taylor Swift collab? Right. I hadn't really heard of her before that. I miss that. And then everybody's like, of course it's ice spice on karma.
And I'm like, yeah. Of course. Of course it is. Yeah, you don't know that? And now that she's not around, I'm like, yeah, where is she? I miss her. You know who's kind of in the key asylum? Doja Cat.
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